Name: Newly Single Bobby Lee Gets Dating Advice From Andrew Schulz | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-08-03T20:00:09.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Newly Single Bobby Lee Gets Dating Advice From Andrew Schulz | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-03. Transcript available.

- Yay!
- How you doing, buddy?
How you doing, man?
- Good to see you.
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.
- Dude, you look different.
- Yeah.
- Next level, you look next level.
- I'm Italian now, dude.
- He goes to Italy, it gets more Italiano.
First of all, I know what I see on your wrist, Schultz.
- What is that?
- I know what it is.
- It's a little something, bro.
- What is it?
- It's a little something.
- Bobby doesn't know about watches.
- None of your business, Bobby.
- What is it, though?
Is it a fancy watch?
- Yeah, it is.
- Yeah, how much?
- None of your business.
- It's more than your car.
- Well, I see diamonds on it.
- No diamonds.
- No diamonds.
- Those are diamonds.
- Yeah, but it's like shiny.
- It is shiny.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What makes it shiny, the silver?
- Yeah.
- Let me ask you a question.
Bro, bro, let me ask you a question about it.
- Dude, what makes it shiny, the silver?
What makes it shiny?
- Dude, just say yes.
- Let me ask you questions about it, right?
'Cause I don't know much about it, right?
- Neither do I, I'm a fraud.
- All right, so is it stainless steel?
- It's steel, yeah.
- It's a stainless steel, 'cause that's the good stuff, right?
- No, no, they want it to stain now.
- Oh, they do?
- Yeah, stain steel.
- All right, all right.
- Everybody likes stain steel.
- All right, does it do multipurpose stuff?
Like, for instance, time is one thing.
- Obviously it does that, right?
- Yeah, yeah, it does the time.
- Only thing it doesn't do is time.
- But it does, also someone's, it follows the solstices?
- Follows the solstices.
- Solstices, right?
Does it do that?
- No.
- Does it, is it waterproof?
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's a very good one.
- Yeah.
- Does it do date, obviously?
- You gotta tell me your name again.
- I'm Rudy.
- Rudy, it's nice to meet you.
- Rudy Jules.
- Yeah.
- This is Andrew Schultz.
- Wait, your name is really Rudy Jules?
- No, it's Jules, but you made it up.
- But I made it up 'cause Rudy Giuliani.
He's in New York, you're meeting right here.
Say, "God bless, good to meet you."
- It's the king of New York, dude.
- It's the king of fuckin' New York right there.
- I thought he'd be really short.
- It's the king of fuckin' New York and you're not even...
- What?
- What did you say?
- 'Cause she saw you on TikTok, okay, so.
- She thought he'd be short?
- Yeah, 'cause I saw him on TikTok.
- How tall are you?
- I have a short upper body.
- Torso?
How tall are you, Schultz?
- 6'2".
- So we're similar in height.
People will say to me when they see me live,
"Oh, I thought you'd be shorter."
Because I think tall people don't look tall on...
- Are you all legs or do you have torso?
- I'm pretty leggy.
- Yeah, me too.
- Dad's pretty leggy.
- When we sit down, we look small.
- Yeah, look at me and him, I'm almost just,
you know, me and the marshmallow are the same size.
- I get the reverse.
- I get reverse.
- Toasted marshmallow, sorry, toasted.
- When people meet me, we thought you'd be much taller.
- Yeah.
- Robbie, we haven't spoken since.
- Since what?
- Since your whole thing.
Since you're free.
- 'Cause you know 'cause she is the niece.
- He doesn't give a fuck.
- Dude, we gotta-- - Are you a spy?
- Yeah, she's a--
- She's a fucking spy!
- No, I'm not!
- You can't get away!
- I'm holding up the enemy!
- But what's wrong with you?
You keep inviting a behind enemy line!
- I know, dude!
- Get her outta here!
- I know, I know.
I was thinking maybe she shouldn't be here.
- But don't think, dude!
- I know, but think it, she's here!
- It took you 15 years to get out of that relationship!
- I know, I know.
- Yeah, but you know what?
This is his tactic.
- What is it?
- He keeps the enemies close.
- So he can lose?
- You don't know his plan.
- What is his plan?
- Hey, he doesn't wanna lose some,
he wants to lose all of it.
- So Korean, by the way?
- Huh?
- So Korean?
- Yeah.
- Just keep 'em up north, like have 'em be our neighbors!
Keep 'em next door!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He lives downstairs, they live upstairs.
- Exactly.
- It's really smart.
- No, we live at the same--
- Wait a minute, are you guys still in that same place?
- Yeah, in the same hill, place.
- She is also, we sleep on the same bed.
- What?
This is, but--
- It's a double, it's pushed together,
they just separate it.
- No, it's not, no, we sleep on the same bed.
What I do is, I have a long pillow.
- Yeah.
- And I just put it between us.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- What does that do?
- Oh, a long pillow, oh my God.
- I thought you were saying like an Asian sound.
- Yeah, long pillow.
- Yeah, long pillow, like--
- Did I say Wong pillow?
- No, I thought it was like long pillow.
- I said long pillow.
- I was spelling it L-U-O-N-G.
- Oh, Wong pillow.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- From the makers of long pillow comes,
Wong pillow.
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