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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends A.I. And The End Of Movies Forever | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-04. Transcript available.

Hey, I want to speak directly to your audience and say it's really good to be
here on Bad Friends.
Come check out Dudesy.
It's a podcast.
What?
You already did it.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
I don't know when we start.
This is the disadvantage of telling you when we're telling your guests when we
start.
On Dudesy, we have an AI telling us, begin the podcast now.
Talk about this now.
Talk about that now.
So I know you and me, Bobby, we go way back in the world of comedy where I
would improvise everything.
That's not the new comedy.
The new comedy is listen to a computer.
That's right.
And do exactly what it says.
Okay, let's do this.
You guys are our AI.
Okay.
You guys are our AI.
And then you guys give us a topic.
What is that?
What are you punching over there?
It's a computer.
That's a computer.
Yeah.
It's the fucking...
Sometimes I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I do it?
Yeah, please.
Oh, my God.
Is that a phone ringing on the computer?
It's the...
A rotary phone.
Rotary phone.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have to say it if you hit it.
I know.
I just want to.
Okay.
This is a very like...
Space.
1980s war games movie.
Yeah.
Movie version of how a computer would sound.
Bing.
January 6th commission.
Oh, my God.
Oh, let's get into it.
Let's get right into it.
Thank you, Carlos.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to do it for a different one.
Different topic.
Is your AI this good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Enter a new topic.
The new Jurassic Park movie that came out to rant on Tuesday.
Okay.
Sure.
Did you see it?
I did not.
Did you guys see it?
Is it the Chris Pratt?
Is Chris Pratt still doing it?
Yeah.
Good.
I didn't see it, but I can say this.
Movies are dead.
They are culturally completely irrelevant.
Yes.
And even a movie that's big like that.
Even Top Gun, let's say.
That was like the biggest movie of the last however many whatevers, right?
Yeah.
Came and went.
No one gives a shit.
You see two things come through your Google News.
Oh, my God.
It's Tom Cruise's highest grossing movie ever.
Don't care.
What's next?
What's on Netflix?
Movies are dead.
Well, this is from a guy who wrote movies.
1.25 billion dollars.
I'm currently writing one.
1.25 billion dollars is kind of irrefutable.
People are watching it.
You're saying they're not retaining any of the joy from it.
It was like in and out.
Not only the joy, it has no cultural significance, no cultural relevance.
I sincerely think the last culturally relevant movie or the last artistically
relevant movie was The Room.
Tommy Wiseau, early 2000s.
After that, once we became a movie-going audience that knows the ins and outs
of movies so well that we can look at a movie like that and be entertained by
how, in quotes, bad it is.
How off the fucking normal beaten path it is.
Nothing else matters after that.
And now because we have so much media on all these streaming platforms, a movie
has what?
A week or two to have any significance?
Wow.
I mean this when I say this.
I agree.
I want to do psychedelics with you.
I'm in.
I swear to God.
I literally made the choice to do it.
You and I can sit for hours and talk.
Please.
And I can hear it.
The way you, your cadence and your sureness, I'm like, I got to do drugs with
you.
Let's do it.
I have to do drugs.
I will relapse to do it with you guys.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm not shitting you.
I will do this.
Me too.
I'm dead serious.
This is on.
I'd like to do mushrooms with you.
Bobby, hold on a second.
You know you're not part of their club.
Nobody invited you to that.
Andrew said if you want to sign up for the Irish 3% or whatever this is.
The Sons of Liberty.
The Sons of Liberty.
Keep us an Irish.
Are you one of us or are you not one of us?
Make the decision now, boy.
No, this, this, this.
Have you seen this?
Eat this entire boiled potato.
How to change your mind.
This is the first episode of this and that is what made me decide, fuck it.
I've never done LSD.
I've done mushrooms a couple of times.
I've never done any like real hard drugs per se, but I watched that and I was
like, I gotta
do LSD.
Acid is cool.
I'm more inclined to doing mushrooms again.
I like mushrooms a lot more.
Acid was a little, for me, was a little too intense.
I did it a few times and I was like, this is fucking really heavy.
Hey, Red.
It felt digital.
Red, excuse me.
Yeah, baby.
May I ask you something?
Yeah, of course, sweetheart.
But why would you need to do psychedelics with him when he, the thing that he
said was,
you already absorbed that information.
Okay, before you came in the room when we got it, when you and I got into a
fight.
What are you going to get more out of being in a psychedelic?
Because psychedelics, I think, open another fucking little chamber of the mind.
But he just opened your mind.
No.
Without psychedelics.
Bobby.
Am I not right?
All right.
I enjoyed his banter and I thought, I bet you him and I would have really good,
deep
conversations on psychedelics.
We can have them now.
Yeah, but Bobby, Bobby, you know, look, you guys are both right.
On one hand, Chad is psychedelics.
On the other hand, hey, man, that'd be a lot of fun.
Now, let me tell you something.
I've done mushrooms one and a half times.
One time I did it.
It wasn't so fun at all because I was outside, got lost in a park in Vancouver
with my fiance.
It was like, why the fuck did we do it this way?
Ended up back at the thing and you got to be inside and with someone you trust.
Sounds good.
You guys don't know each other, but I know both of you.
So I'd like to nominate that.
I'm there.
When are we doing some shroomies?
Can't wait for my-
See, this is great.
And you can-
We'll tape it and you'll see it.
Yeah, you can watch it by yourself later.
You know what it feels like?
What does it feel like?
Stop Asian hate.
That's what it feels like.
It feels like six months ago.
This show is stopping Asian hate.
You're right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
No, we've stopped it because of this show.
You're doing Asian hate.
I'm stopping it.
Oh, I'm doing Asian hate?
All three of you are.
In what way?
You're excluding me from activities.
How?
By saying that I have to watch a tape of you guys partying?
You're sober.
We gave you a trophy when you kicked the habit.
Yeah, I said I was willing to relapse to do the fucking thing, man.
This says, Bobby Lee, kick the habit.
2022.
It's done.
You're sober now.
Tell me more, Chad.
Tell me more, Chad.
Hey, you two bad friends.
Let me be your good friend and let you know you're both right.
See?
Okay?
We're both right.
Andrew's right because he gave you a nice trophy.
He didn't want you to kick the habit.
And I'll sit here and tell you on behalf of the vegans sitting next to me,
shroomies are just mushrooms.
It's not going to hurt you.
It's not a drug.
Come on.
Yeah.
You can come with us.
You can come with us.
I would never want to drag somebody back into this shit, though.
If you're like, legitimately, let them make them do it.