Name: Bobby Lee's New Wingmen: Andrew Schulz & Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-08-05T20:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's New Wingmen: Andrew Schulz & Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's New Wingmen: Andrew Schulz & Andrew Santino | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-05. Transcript available.

let me ask you guys something what do if i i'm not interested in meeting
anybody else but if i
were to meet somebody else yes he is what do i need to do because would you and
clyle ever role
play as like neighbors oh we do oh yeah like i'm gonna get you an airbnb for a
little bit and like
no i'm a kid our lives and then like i'm a 16 year old kid and she's a camp
counselor yeah and
she's like this is your room and this is the log cabin you're gonna be in yeah
oh really thank you
mrs q and i you know yeah i've never been to camp before and she's like she's
like lay on your back
i want to show you something right and i'm just like i'm not tired i just got
here in the morning
right and she and she's just basically get on your back so i lay on my back and
she's like you know
you've been a bad boy i go i just got here i just you know i've never been but
had you had you been
a bad boy and then she pulled the penis out right and i'm like are you gonna
tell me my my mommy or
my daddy she's not gonna tell your mom and she's like no no no and then when
she sticks it in when
i stick it inside her right when she sticks it she's great actress yeah and she
looks at me you
like that and i'm pretty good you know what i mean all right i'm like i can't
believe i'm doing this
right now yeah oh it's so good yeah what do you think i think it's disgusting
it's
fucking gross well you don't do role play not with not pretending to be a 16
year old camper but i'm
probably not 16 in it i was a 19 year old you know what i mean but basically at
camp yeah at camp
i was a counselor can i just redo it for you yeah you're both counselors yeah
all the kids went to
bed you're just in the woods is this better well now i can't share the other
ones this makes more
sense yeah yeah yeah i can't sure no you can share the other ones uh you can
what are the other ones
was they were they bad like that they're worse i can't even move you don't role
play huh i like
your wife by the way no i don't role play but i like her thank you i met her in
montreal do you
remember yeah yeah she's a sweet girl i remember she likes you she thinks you're
very funny yeah but
does she think i'm a good guy or no no no no she didn't think you did anything
to be a good guy
yeah yeah but you think all right she thought you were a funny guy funny guys
funny guy yeah that's
what you demonstrated yeah but you are a funny guy there's a lot i'm a
naturally funny guy are you
going to bring girls over i mean i just no why are you pointing at them andrew
i'm going to be
completely on with you okay when you set up the mic for her every episode are
you like why
yeah but that's been like two years of that two years of two years of that yeah
yeah yeah
she's smiling at me she's feeling a little bit better so i'm going to tell you
something right
now yeah my favorite and i'm going to tell you this too andrew okay yeah all
right yeah and this
is and don't make a joke let me talk first oh come on no then you do your
little clever new york
stylings of comedy all right you're a little style yeah you do you do your new
york you do your new
york style comedy like craft and gotcha here's a clever thing don't fucking do
that all right let's
hear it and i've been around your kind before bro back in there gerald and norton
all those
fucking bombs i've been around it dude you young generation you can't treat me
like that so here we
go right look at me right now you bdi right now you don't impress me by the way
right you're one of
the best guys and you're killing it this and that you'll never scare me this is
not even close to as
intimidating you know what i'm about to say what yep when when you walked up to
me yeah and pulled out
your penis when but what do you mean when when the time okay don't act like
this is a thing with me and
you okay go don't act like this is a thing this is a new discovery once and you
know you did it
once yeah yeah okay go ahead and now we're acting like we cut it every time all
right go ahead so let
me just can i spit okay go ahead you told me not to interrupt you but when you
stood up and started
adjusting your penis right if i actually got ptsd and i felt very intimidated
you're traumatized not
trauma yeah yeah it's not trauma yeah trauma you know yeah uh but it's back
home yes right home out of
it home yeah yeah she's okay um it's okay it's okay but you came up and you
were doing the thing where
you were like really whipping it oh yeah yeah and uh and it was it was it was
an odd thing man i know
but did what was the thing you were gonna say when you stood up what's this
whole fucking charade you
put on and then quit i was i'm gonna do it we'll do it but i want to talk about
the fucking whipping
of the dick no just do the thing already wait let's let's see the thing can we
do the thing no i can't
do because jules there doesn't know why i'm gonna do the whipping of the dick
just say not the dick
asshole what was the thing you were gonna do when you stood up and she you've
seen it right
you are you old enough how old is she she's 14 years old she's 50 we went
different directions
i went 42. i went 15. no she's here we go she's 20. she's 20. she'll be 21. she'll
be 21. this
this what november november right yeah okay yeah okay good good good yeah so
here's the deal both of you
all right so number one i literally i honestly believe i'll never date another
girl again oh shut the
fuck all right go ahead that's what i'm talking about and that's not friendship
i said i'll stop
but you did it okay so do it again all right so i i this is what i'm telling
you my heart and my truth
okay all right i honestly believe i never want to date it i was i was thinking
we were gonna just do it
so asian you're like i never did another girl again you think we're not gonna
make fun of you this is
the whole thing we do yeah come on but can we do this we'll do once without do
one i don't want to
fucking come on shut the fuck up man you spanish fuck don't even fucking go you
fuck you man go go i'm
gonna say this you're not dating any more girls no i want to i want to i want
to give you give give a
second of honesty and authenticity okay yeah right without being mocked man you
got it no girl there's
not a single girl so let me start over perfect girl comes up to you i okay all
right let's not do it
stop don't be so emotional let's not fucking do it don't be emotional just say
it you're acting so
silly dude fuck you you're not allowed to make me laugh and then be upset that
i'm laughing yeah but
you're not allowed to fuck you you're right this is great my bad i feel like i'm
fucking in the middle
of just the best little fire story yeah my bad all right so finish you're never
going to date
i honestly believe that i'm never going to get another girl again yeah number
two i believe that too
why is that a big deal nobody thinks you're dating again dude okay number two
she put her niece here tito bobby was just checking a girl out did you even try
to speak english did you
even try to what the just happened tito bobby was what what tito bobby was
checking a girl
out when we were in san diego who was the girl oh i'm sorry let's go my boy who
is the girl hello
hello hello hello hello hello who is the girl
you