Name: Doc's Got A New Alien Theory For Bobby & Andrew | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Doc's Got A New Alien Theory For Bobby & Andrew | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-10. Transcript available.

if they know who i am it's okay yeah but sometimes when not all every time if i
get a white driver
and they see it's me they get bummed right away why because i look like i don't
have money
that's true last night you did espy's after party yeah i don't by the way did
you watch espy's
steph did stand up uh sarah tiana wrote some of his stuff uh chris spencer uh
who else he
crushed actually he's a really nice guy no but he actually did really well at
the espy's like he
roasted a little bit it was kind of fun man yeah because even when i mean uh
collide did his game
show you know his wife at a game show he was very funny and loose and a dope
dude he's a good dude
what he's very charismatic yeah he's extreme that's not your guy though like spud
web that's your guy
this guy he walked in this morning he walked in and was like he's like man tino
did you see what
happened with the pentagon and i was like of course not oh my god and he's like
man they released
a whole new subcategory tell him what it is oh so you know how they get that uap
task force
so now they open up an office for anomalous vehicles that's going from space
into the water
so they try to monitor everything oh they go to water now they've been in water
see that's what
i'm talking about they never even mentioned water they've been in water they've
been in water
they call usos yeah unidentified yeah the movie's called the abyss i saw it
yeah it was good yeah do
you like that movie that was a great it was a good movie you guys are perfect
preliminary assessment
unidentified aerial phenomena is this it this is what the new thing is oh my
god
you know he does this late at night he's on these docks late at night it's docking
the
dock what a sad world just type in ufo and then type and then click on news
type in ufo news
i can imagine dock with his alien pajamas right late at night pino expands
mission to transmedium
objects reading this stuff it's so sad it's so sad the visual yeah after only
eight months of
existence the pentagon's office tasked with investigating and tracking ufos or
unidentified
aerial phenomena will look beyond the stars for objects of interest on wednesday
the pentagon
announced that it renamed and expanded the authority of the government's chief
ufo office
that someone just got a promotion formerly known as the airborne object
identification and management
group or a-o-i-m-g the office will now be known as the all domain anomaly
resolution office or a-r-o-a-r-o
i gotta be honest with you all jokes aside right now yeah all jokes aside yeah
this this is going on
so under the radar that a piece of me knows they have so much information sure
yeah honestly like
of course this is how is this not the front page news that like they've slid
this under biden has
covet do you know what i mean yeah like biden has covered like big deal
everyone has coveted right now
literally everybody how come we don't hear about that but also i've been scared
are you scared but
you got to do it the way they're doing it because it scares everybody it should
scare everyone i didn't
know what a galaxy was i've been good because since i met you i've been like
googling things and trying
to learn about it there's 300 billion planets in our galaxy wait wait there's
300 billion planets in
our galaxy alone yeah i think so yeah 200 billion yeah you're off by 100
billion i i don't know but
that check this out right and then there are 300 million planets that could be
like earth in that 200
billion right so and then that's just our galaxy there's other galaxies so in
my head i'm like
theoretically right you're right i mean it the odds there's got to be other
life intelligent life on
other planets right right we can't be the only we can't be the only because we're
not that good look
look at us in this room yeah can you imagine they came out but that's why they
haven't been in them
we're so dumb you know you know how like the last time we was talking about
this and y'all name
some some of those groups of different species y'all name yeah let's think
about this white
the tall the tall white okay yeah what else name another one the gray people
yeah
uh blue man group okay man you're on some bullshit that's the michael stipe
from rm
100 percent michael stipe do you think that you don't think that guy's a yeah
verne troyer was definitely right r.i.p r.i.p definitely was so let's just say
this let's say
let's pretend right now that those are all real they are yeah they are real so
what that means they're
all coming here and they're able to get to us but we're not able to get to them
it means we're in the
middle of something that's why we don't know what understand what's going on
well yeah we don't i
don't think we're the end of it in the middle of i think we're just in the
middle of something and
we're starting to find out yeah but the theory that they're having a war if you
look online there's
like a war between five different alien races right possibly who's winning what
who's winning you
would think that you would walk outside and see a shrapnel of a something
something but they
like well there's no sign of look at the distance we are from different solar
systems what the
fuck are you talking about see but you're saying that they're here yeah yeah
there's been coming
here and they are here they're here now they're here where are they where are
they underwater or
the underwater underwater they don't want to stay in the surface yeah yeah yeah
were they in the
bases or whatever they got there with the government if no no i'm saying are
there any of
them walking free well amongst us according to the government it's possible
what right so according
to the documents like unaccountable pregnancies that would be they're walking
amongst us this depends on
how many women or how many people didn't have that if it's if that's true you
know you understand what
i'm saying so you're saying women are getting pregnant by aliens you want to
call them aliens whatever you
want to call them yeah well okay what do you want me to call them yeah well
because they they can
still be human beings like you know what your problem is you think that we
probably are the only human beings