Name: The Comedy Store Parking Lot w/ Doc & Juicy | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Comedy Store Parking Lot w/ Doc & Juicy | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Comedy Store Parking Lot w/ Doc & Juicy | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-16. Transcript available.

oh my god are these poly shirts and they're signed they're signed oh my god
this is babby
oh this is so cool oh this is so fucking cool look at this
santina oh this is so fucking cool and you know what he wrote we should frame
these and put them
up on the podcast look at he wrote look at he wrote my sweet ginger because i
know these two
yeah they fucking hated these guys well if you guys i love it if you guys want
to keep on their 20
for the shirts and 25 for the headshots dude you are learning you're really
good this is really
fucking nice thank you so much man thanks we need to have paulie on the show oh
we would love to have
him if he wants to do it yeah tour was amazing though i want to go back i loved
it so what what
places you play um good nights um i met this guy i love charlie good love raleigh
raleigh's great
heffron john heffron i love him brian brian yeah wait what is the owner right
you're not a road dog
i guess the owner brian john heffron is a comic yeah but brian heffron is too
right yeah if you
guys were road road dogs you know yeah so that's a cool club uh good night i
played it before good
nights was great heffron runs all the comedy zones oh right right right so you
went charlotte to that
that one we went good nights and then uh comedy zones in uh greensboro uh charlotte
which was
uh charlotte was this huge room and then uh in greenville the greensboro one
was like applebee's
turned into a comedy club which one was outsiders so you guys doing it like an
outside that yeah that
was silverado so that was like a music venue wow and you do well there or is it
hard it was awesome
every show you killed yeah and i got i got way better like as the weekend went
on as it went yeah
that's what happens baby i'm strong yeah our little jet ski is getting fucking
i love it it's gonna be a yacht at some point and then eventually maybe when we
do our
bad friends tour when we do the theater tour yeah no she can't come on the tour
oh that's right
of course she can come on the tour yeah yeah of course you can black magic has
to be on the tour
you guys have never met no never feels like i've known you for years though
yeah everybody's talking
you about him from the store yeah look how different he is we worked a lot
oh yeah you worked a lot yeah see that oh yeah see you know the struggle that's
a lot god
there's a real lot bond i told you that's what you guys had in common you both
are young two black
young black people and you both worked a lot yeah we told when you were coming
we told her
told them that you were black and you believe jetski johnson was black
can i tell you something a woman named jetski johnson definitely is a black
lady yeah
i love that you guys are calling me jetski because you through one episode
single-handedly
changed my name to juicy well juicy is you're still juicy to us you'll always
be juicy in our heart
you know we could come up with a different uh do you like that one or should we
change it
it's just hilarious because i've gained probably over 7 000 followers
keep it going keep it going follower keep following her from you guys and now
and on the road i'll get
on stage juicy no yes no be real yes that's awesome it might be you know three
out of a hundred
still that's good it's badass at the store too yeah so can you tell us did you
do a joke that did you
do a new joke on the road that bombed did you have anything that you ate shit
on i never i didn't
really like eat shit but i figured some shit out like some premises that i
started out early that
didn't really have an ending and i would and frank and i would as soon as we
were done we'd go back
and we'd just like work on wow it was awesome yeah i'll miss those days because
that's over for us
did you bring a trumpet no i like that bit yeah i saw i used to do that and
then i stopped because
i wanted to be like a real stand-up because i thought having a trumpet in my
act was not real
it doesn't matter that's bullshit but the trumpet because you let me just see
if i get this bit
right right but you bring the trumpet right and you go this is my rape whistle
yeah about like eight
minutes and i hold it for about i don't mention it you don't mention it right
and then you go oh this
is my trump right funny and then you play it right you go right then you play a
little tune yeah and
then how does the bit go like say you're walking down a dark alley at night and
someone's following
you and you just great yeah
here you hear you
that's a good bit but like where do you go i do some impressions of like louie
uh louie armstrong and
miles davis do you do you yeah but like where do you go from there anywhere you
fucking want to go
that's incredible i hung out with your boyfriend a little last night we had a
conversation did he tell
you he told me about it yeah and he tried to get me to go to um he goes hey you
want to do this gig
in mammoth yeah okay let me hear it right he's like yeah it's a couple other
seats but you know
it'll go real well oh it's actually good it's at the brewery really sarah mellow
used to do one
there oh you know about it well is it still the same it's at the brewery there
in town i think he's
since moved it to a i don't i can't keep track of it it's but it's grown a lot
and it's good and
you had mentioned that you wanted to play at like small alts rooms yeah so i
was thinking
there is i want to help there i want to help him yeah what do you do you and i
just let's fun go
out there i'll do that 100 just just do one couple it's like 200 seats or 300
200 something seats if
it's the same spot sarah mellow you know mellow she did her birthday today is
it really it's
ceremony i send her a video she did she did a show up there that was at the
little brewery that's
there in town in mammoth and it was fucking oh yeah yeah it was you do you
remember this it was a
short-lived amount of time but it's fun oh can we uh share you some of his
theories earlier on
right and this is a real thing she would he wasn't kidding so at all it was
sincere and he any argue
it argued it to death right so basically did you know that me and stephen hawking
have the same
intelligent level same do you believe do you believe that oh that's the whole
theory yeah that's the
theory of he was basically saying that there's no difference between
intelligent levels between me
and stephen hawking and him essentially essentially it's you you're only as
smart as the things that you
care about to be smart at that's kind of like if we cared about like quantum
physics then we could
be and black holes that we would be immersed in that information and we didn't
know as much as
stephen hawking that's what you that's your thing yeah yeah if you really like
if you love it
and you put yourself into it then i gave him an example of that's deep yeah
because neil said uh
he wasn't good at math neil like the major oh neil yeah who did you think who
did you say
blue pill or red pill right so he wasn't good at math so but he said that he
just because he loved
science he pushed he he was able to go and dive into a deep so that's the thing
that i was trying
to bestow upon them like hey man you if you if you're in that field and you
love it you're going
to become intelligent in that just like they just like they their style of
comedy there's an
intelligence behind that because nobody can do that what we do is rare so
scientists are rare if
you go into science you're going to know how to do so theoretically
theoretically if stephen hawking
wanted to do stand-up and he and his heart was in the stand-up he could do be
as good as us
can i tell you that's what he wanted to do if that's what he wanted to do
welcome
i'm glad to be here this guy knows what i'm talking about yeah yeah we used to
do character
shows in arizona where you dress up as a character and you stand up as that
character and i would go
as nebula hawking who was stephen hawking's niece and i would write my set out
on an ipad and i'd
had someone push me up to the microphone yeah and i'd hit play and it would
play the act that's
that's amazing would it do well yeah it would kill it was like while my uncle
spent his life studying
the stars i spend my life trying to be a star do you have a manager yes who rachel
williams at
levity oh that's cool i just yeah just that's amazing agent no oh asian asian
you have asians
do you have any agents just one you need at least one in this town yeah yeah i
you know you have a
goldie haunt like old school goldie haunt likability okay don't you think she
does i i i couldn't even
comment about that what do you mean i don't know about goldie haunt's likability
i mean i think well
i mean back in the day she was like when she that what uh what was that what
the she was the sergeant
what was the military one that she did polly said he's gonna take me to perform
for the troops
oh have you guys ever done that uh private benjamin yeah private benjamin right
there you are you i
could see you as the next private benjamin take me there bobby like she's like
this kind of like
you fish out of water you know i mean i couldn't agree with you more yeah yeah
honestly that is juicy
right there that's juicy maybe we could call it in the army now part two part
two part two part two
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