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I saw Bobby give a tour to two really attractive ladies and I asked him about
it and he just jumped
down my throat. He's like, I'm just giving a tour. Okay, can I say something?
Let me say something,
okay? I give tours all the time to not just ladies, to men as well. Because
people love
the comedy store. They go, this is a store guy. I go, I know all the nooks and
crannies.
It sounds so creepy. Yeah, yeah. What nooks do you take them to?
Well, I know the history of each room. I take them to a room and I go,
but this is why this room is here. You take them to the old stairwell by Mitzi's
office?
Yeah. When the door was broken, I used to get people in there. Like guests,
when I'd have friends come from out of town, I would sneak them up to Mitzi's
office and break
into Mitzi's office. And it's, you know, it's still the same. I mean, I don't
know what it is now,
but 10 years ago, it had been untouched. I ate a girl's vagina on those stairs.
Is that part of the tour? That's one of the crannies.
Years ago, years ago, when I was like 30. You went down on a girl in the stairwell?
In the upstairs stairwell.
Was that black stair up to Mitzi's office between the belly room,
black stairs to that stair?
They're all black.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
And I ate a woman's vagina.
You made her sit down, lay down on the stairs?
In the middle of the stairs. I spread them open like this and I...
Were you on the top of the stairs or the bottom of the stairs?
I go top. I go down.
So the blood, because the blood flows, you know what I mean?
Better for... Okay, anyway.
She slides down her head backwards while you're eating her? Good for you.
And then in the green room of the belly room, I've gotten maybe two blowjobs.
Maybe two?
Two completion?
No.
Never completed.
I can't because there's always people there.
Can you complete...
There's a show going on.
Wait a minute.
You would close the door, get a Hummer, and then not come in and be like,
let's go hang out.
Someone's coming.
You know.
Someone's coming.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
All right, Juice.
Well, we're not going to call you Juice anymore because I guess you've made it
sexual.
So what do you want us to call you?
Jet Ski, but you guys...
Another nickname could emerge.
But Jet Ski is what you brought.
That was already your name.
This is why I never speak my mind.
Maybe because you have Bono glasses.
Maybe something about Bono, like...
It doesn't have to happen right now.
No, it's going to happen right now, okay?
It's going to happen right now.
I see those socks that you're wearing.
That's very cool.
Do you know what that is, Bobby?
Yeah.
What's the painting called?
I don't...
Oh, that's from...
It's a Van Gogh painting.
No, that's not Van Gogh.
It's the Screaming Man.
You're screaming trees.
The Screaming...
The Screaming.
The Scream.
The Scream.
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, that's the Scream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those are pretty tight.
The Scream.
My sister got me these.
Your sister's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
That's very cool.
You know what you remind me of?
I told her...
What did I say last night?
Diane Keaton.
She reminds me of her personality,
like Diane Keaton in Annie Hall.
I think you said that on this show before.
Did I?
Didn't he say something like that?
She has that kind of like...
Yeah, you did.
It's like a quirkiness about her.
You kind of do have that.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that movie.
I'm sure my personality was inspired.
Dude, I love her.
For sure.
I mean, I just love that movie.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You killed it last night.
I had a good set.
So in the middle of my set,
there was like a little of a bump in my set.
Yeah, you did stop for some reason.
And I...
Because you know what I thought?
Huh?
It's always this.
I think Andrew did better than me.
Oh, shut up.
No, really, I did.
Because there was a level of laugh.
I'm like...
That wasn't the...
Nobody cares.
Yeah, and then afterwards last night,
two things happened.
Number one,
a guy came out to me,
Bad Friends fan.
Okay.
And he goes,
I just have to admit,
I think Andrew's a funnier stand-up.
Shut the fuck up.
That's what he says.
Right to my face.
And then another thing happened.
Okay.
A drunk guy goes,
Hey,
I used to watch you on Mad TV.
I just never thought you were funny.
No.
Yeah, and he walked away.
Bobby, no way.
So two things.
You tell me if I'm working,
I'll kick him out.
I know, thank you.
And then three,
no one came up to me and went,
I'm single and you're single.
So that was a pretty bad night for me.
But let me tell you something.
I'm going to change that.
And I'm saying it now to the fans.
If you come to a show,
I'm going to keep pushing this agenda.
If you're coming to the show on...
I don't need anyone's help.
I got it.
I don't know.
First of all,
I'm not going to date in a year.
I'm going to wait a year.
You could hook up with someone before you...
No, I don't want you to hook up a year.
You don't want to touch anyone for a year?
No, no, no.
I need alone time.
Are you going to figure out who I am again?
Are you going to be open for all kinds of people?
What do you mean?
I feel like this is a trap.
No.
No, I'm saying,
are you open for all kinds of people?
All genders?
Oh, then ask me some questions, maybe.
Are you cool with dating all kinds of genders
and sexual orientations?
Okay, if they have a penis and a vagina, maybe.
Yeah, they have to have both.
Like a combination vibe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want just a penis?
No.
I mean, like I've said,
if there was a vagina and there was a penis off the side,
I might do a couple of sucks.
What if they had a penis?
You would.
Just out of like...
What if they had a penis,
but their butthole looked like a vagina?
Oh, that's interesting.
Right.
But they'd still poo out of the butthole?
That's right.
Same thing out of a vagina.
The flavor's different, though.
What do you mean?
Vaginas poo, too.
Don't they?
No, no, no.
Unless someone has Crohn's disease.
But let me tell you something.
Carlos thinks you're going through stages of grief,
accepting the unacceptable.
Oh, you think I am?
You think I'm going through grief?
It can look like avoidance, procrastination,
forgetting, easily distracted,
mindless behavior.
Yeah, I'm all those.
Well, then you've...
Yeah, this has been your whole life.
No, but more so now, though.
That's just step one.
Then there's anger.
Okay, okay, there's anger.
He's on two.
Yeah, I've been sitting on two for years now.
Frustration, cynicism, sarcasm, irritability.
Holy fuck.
Increased alcohol or drug use?
This is like my...
It should be my dating profile.
Bargaining?
The bargaining I don't do.
Yeah, you do.
What's the bargaining mean?
Well, look at the second one.
Look at...
Carlos is highlighting,
ruminating on the future of the past.
Oh, yeah, I just did that.
Look at the second one.
Look at the second one.
Overthinking and worrying.
Yeah, that's me.
Bing.
Third one, comparing self to others.
You just did it on the show.
I just did it.
Thinking, saying, I should have, or if only.
You don't...
I do.
I don't know if you do that too much.
I do.
Judgment towards self and others, big time.
Big time.
Perfectionism.
Oh, I'm a bargainer, huh?
On video games.
Oh, that's right?
Yeah.
Depression.
You don't have depression.
You don't think so?
I don't think so.
No.
I have it.
I get bummed.
Yeah, you do.
I have clinical depression.
I don't think you have depression,
but I do think you have bargaining.
I do have bargaining for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
When are we going to get to acceptance though, Carlos?
We'll get down there soon.
Yeah, a year.
Mindful behaviors?
Fuck.
Fuck, I don't even know what that means.
Engaging with reality as it is?
No way.
That's insane.
That's insanity.
This is how it is right now?
You'll never say that phrase.
No, I'm in a different land right now.
Being present in the moment?
You're not even here right now.
Yeah.
You're already back at home.
I'm in...
I'm when I was four years old right now.
Yeah, you're...
Yeah, I mean, Minnesota did.
Playing in that fucking backyard
with that little Tonka truck I used to have.
All right, I'm stuck in my mind on this.
I do think we're going to get you someone before a year.
No.
I just want...
Well, how do you feel about it, Jules?
Is it weird?
I don't really care,
but I feel like you're going to find someone.
A year's a long time.
Yeah.
A year's a long time.
Why do you have a sweaty mustache right now?
I don't know.
It's hot.
I'm sweating.
It is hot.
Yeah.
Use that...
You have a full-blown sweaty mustache.
That's bargaining.
That's bargaining.
Oh, am I bargaining right now?
That's bargaining.
Oh, shit.
Come on, dude.
You're judging others.
Do you think I do that to you?
Use that ax.
To what?
To shave your little mustache.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
There it is.
Yeah, there it is.
Good.
You feel better?
It doesn't help.
It doesn't help.
We got to get a better ax.
Yeah.
I got an ax to grind.
I'm still stuck on this juicy thing.
I'm kind of bummed.
Well, maybe I'm wrong.
Because we didn't say it sexually.
No.
But now you're making it seem like it.
Now in my head.
Are guys hitting on you?
A direct message to you?
Be honest.
No, but...
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Like, what are they doing?
Not dick pics?
Well, I get so many in the other box, and I can't engage with everybody.
Someone's famous.
Holy cow.
Other in the other box.
How many requests do you have right now?
I don't know.
Whoa.
Whoa, dude.
Maybe we should look at them now on the show.
I look at them, but I feel like I'm afraid to engage in them, because then
where do I stop?
30,000 followers.
Wow.
What did you have before you started the show?
13.
Wow.
Wow.
That's awesome.
Let's keep it going.
Go to Jetski Johnson.
Go ahead and follow Jetski Johnson.
And inundated with messages.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
It's constant, constant.
So what do you guys do?
Do you respond to everybody in your other box?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Because I know you guys have way more than me.
Dudes never.
I've never opened up a dude request.
I only respond to dudes.
You do?
Are you getting some titties?
Yeah.
You're getting some titties.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you respond?
No.
No, no, no.
I'll just look at it and go.
Yeah.
Do you screenshot it?
No.
Don't lie.
I don't.
Okay.
What?
You can?
I thought you could.
You can screenshot it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I bet you can.
No, I don't want to.
You can screenshot your whole phone.
Is it illegal to have a screenshot photo on Instagram?
Oh, copyright infringement.
Do women have copyrights on their tits?
That would be kind of, that's kind of the future, isn't it?
But I'm getting a lot of like, can I fuck Kalilah?
Which is so fucking terrible.
Oh my God.
They ask you that?
Yeah, terrible.
Yeah.
Well, wait a minute though.
Can I fuck Kalilah?
But they say like, can you join?
Are you involved?
No.
They just, like I'm her pimp.
It's so rude.
That's kind of cool though.
Why?
That's kind of cool being her pimp.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't respond to those.
It's guys saying, can I fuck Kalilah?
Yeah.
Any girls?
No.
Oh, no.
Have you had a girl ask for a threesome with you guys?
Oh.
I didn't even know that was a possibility.
I mean, it's a thing.
Oh, I saw.
I like, I like.
Some people like that.
Yeah.
There's a whole website for that.
Yeah, but I don't want to like, that'd be weird.
Like being in a room and a girl's eating her clad of the vagina better than I
did.
Right?
Why is that weird?
Because you're a perfectionist.
I'm a perfectionist.
You're bargaining.
You're bargaining.
Yeah, I'll be bargaining.
I'll be like, hey, hey, ease up on that European shit you're doing right now.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Tongue tornado.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Twister.
I just have a fat tongue.
I can't do it that fast.
Let me see how fast you can move your tongue.
Yeah, it's like a sloth.
Like a turtle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It looks like you're eating pudding.
Dude, if I went to New Guinea and I ate sloth pussy, they would be like, oh,
yeah.
They'd be, you know what I mean?
They'd be, oh, yeah.
Yeah, but that's the only person that wrote.
The sloth would be like, slow down.
Oh, wow.
Slow down.
You know sloth bears?
I read sloth bears kill more people than any other kind of bear on earth.
No.
Have you seen what a sloth bear looks like?
No, no, no.
Look at how fucking creepy and weird these things look.
These things kill the most people.
Whoa.
They just look like shaggy bears.
Just like fucked up.
Look at the faces, dude.
They look chromosomally off.
Yeah.
They look like they're, you know, handicapped bears.
Yeah.
They murder the most people, statistically.
And I saw this thing on TikTok.
Like if Tony Hinchcliffe was a bear, that's like, honestly, that would be the
right.
Right?
What are you talking about?
Be honest.
That's Tony Hinchcliffe?
Yeah, yeah.
If Tony Hinchcliffe was a bear, that would be like in that area.
What kind of bear would you be if you were a bear?
A panda.
A panda for sure.
That's too easy.
Oh, well, the koala.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, exactly.
Koala, baby.
Who would I be?
You'd be polar.
Polar for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What would she be?
Tarsier.
Tarsier.
What?
What?
Those big eyes.
They're small and big eyes.
You think you have big eyes?
Yeah.
Yeah, there she is.
Tarsier.
Oh, that's you.
Yeah, that's her for sure.
What about Jet Ski?
What is JJ?
What's the juiciest kind?
Look up.
What's the juiciest bear?
Winnie the Pooh.
There we go.
There we go.
That's her.
That's her.
Juicy bear.
Juicy bear.
That's you.
That's you.
No, do that dancing bear.
What is it?
I've seen that.
What is that cartoon?
What's that from?
That's definitely her.
That's her personality, everything.
Huh?
What is it, June?
Oh, I thought that was the Charmin bear.
Oh, is that?
Ooh.
That's what you're turning me into.
Yeah.
This is what we're trying to sell you as.
Sex sells on the show, man.
Big time.
Dude, if bears look like that, that'd be cool.
I mean, then I would go camping more often.
I think in the gay community, they do.
Yeah.
With the abs like that, and they drink beer.
That'd be cool.
They could talk.
Hey.
You know what I mean?
Let's go.
Yeah.
Hey.
That's, and see, that's, see, that's what, that's the, that's the reality of it.
That's what a bear looks like.
Oh, that's a gay bear.
Juicy bear, yeah.
Huh?
What'd you say?
That's a big gay bear?
No, his name is Juicy Bear.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's hit him up.
Let's get him on the show.
He won't be mad if we sexually.
I'm not mad.
No, I'm teasing.
I'm starting to get mad.
Well, here's what I'm doing.
Oh, you know what we could do with the fans is like, how about this?
Fans email us or, how do they do it?
They usually email us.
Email us like suggestions.
We'll have a contest.
Ooh.
You want to have a name contest?
Yeah.
Throw out some names for Jets game.
Yeah, but once the name is affirmed, that's life.
You have to get a tattoo.
We're not changing it.
You have to get a tattooed.
I don't have any tattoos.
Well, this will be your first.
This will be your first tattoo.
All right.
Will you guys all get it too?
Our name's on you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, you should have bad friends on your body, man.
Do you guys have it?
Yep.
Yep.
Let me see.
Mine's on my butt.
Mine's on my asshole.
Let's see it.
I don't believe you.
Hey, don't sexualize us, Juicy.
Juicy.
Yeah.
Yeah.

Juicy Calls Out Bobby Lee For His Comedy Store "Tours"! | Bad Friends Clips

I saw Bobby give a tour to two really attractive ladies and I asked him about
it and he just jumped
down my throat. He's like, I'm just giving a tour. Okay, can I say something?
Let me say something,
okay? I give tours all the time to not just ladies, to men as well. Because
people love
the comedy store. They go, this is a store guy. I go, I know all the nooks and
crannies.
It sounds so creepy. Yeah, yeah. What nooks do you take them to?
Well, I know the history of each room. I take them to a room and I go,
but this is why this room is here. You take them to the old stairwell by Mitzi's
office?
Yeah. When the door was broken, I used to get people in there. Like guests,
when I'd have friends come from out of town, I would sneak them up to Mitzi's
office and break
into Mitzi's office. And it's, you know, it's still the same. I mean, I don't
know what it is now,
but 10 years ago, it had been untouched. I ate a girl's vagina on those stairs.
Is that part of the tour? That's one of the crannies.
Years ago, years ago, when I was like 30. You went down on a girl in the stairwell?
In the upstairs stairwell.
Was that black stair up to Mitzi's office between the belly room,
black stairs to that stair?
They're all black.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
And I ate a woman's vagina.
You made her sit down, lay down on the stairs?
In the middle of the stairs. I spread them open like this and I...
Were you on the top of the stairs or the bottom of the stairs?
I go top. I go down.
So the blood, because the blood flows, you know what I mean?
Better for... Okay, anyway.
She slides down her head backwards while you're eating her? Good for you.
And then in the green room of the belly room, I've gotten maybe two blowjobs.
Maybe two?
Two completion?
No.
Never completed.
I can't because there's always people there.
Can you complete...
There's a show going on.
Wait a minute.
You would close the door, get a Hummer, and then not come in and be like,
let's go hang out.
Someone's coming.
You know.
Someone's coming.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
All right, Juice.
Well, we're not going to call you Juice anymore because I guess you've made it
sexual.
So what do you want us to call you?
Jet Ski, but you guys...
Another nickname could emerge.
But Jet Ski is what you brought.
That was already your name.
This is why I never speak my mind.
Maybe because you have Bono glasses.
Maybe something about Bono, like...
It doesn't have to happen right now.
No, it's going to happen right now, okay?
It's going to happen right now.
I see those socks that you're wearing.
That's very cool.
Do you know what that is, Bobby?
Yeah.
What's the painting called?
I don't...
Oh, that's from...
It's a Van Gogh painting.
No, that's not Van Gogh.
It's the Screaming Man.
You're screaming trees.
The Screaming...
The Screaming.
The Scream.
The Scream.
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, that's the Scream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those are pretty tight.
The Scream.
My sister got me these.
Your sister's cool.
Yeah, yeah.
That's very cool.
You know what you remind me of?
I told her...
What did I say last night?
Diane Keaton.
She reminds me of her personality,
like Diane Keaton in Annie Hall.
I think you said that on this show before.
Did I?
Didn't he say something like that?
She has that kind of like...
Yeah, you did.
It's like a quirkiness about her.
You kind of do have that.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that movie.
I'm sure my personality was inspired.
Dude, I love her.
For sure.
I mean, I just love that movie.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You killed it last night.
I had a good set.
So in the middle of my set,
there was like a little of a bump in my set.
Yeah, you did stop for some reason.
And I...
Because you know what I thought?
Huh?
It's always this.
I think Andrew did better than me.
Oh, shut up.
No, really, I did.
Because there was a level of laugh.
I'm like...
That wasn't the...
Nobody cares.
Yeah, and then afterwards last night,
two things happened.
Number one,
a guy came out to me,
Bad Friends fan.
Okay.
And he goes,
I just have to admit,
I think Andrew's a funnier stand-up.
Shut the fuck up.
That's what he says.
Right to my face.
And then another thing happened.
Okay.
A drunk guy goes,
Hey,
I used to watch you on Mad TV.
I just never thought you were funny.
No.
Yeah, and he walked away.
Bobby, no way.
So two things.
You tell me if I'm working,
I'll kick him out.
I know, thank you.
And then three,
no one came up to me and went,
I'm single and you're single.
So that was a pretty bad night for me.
But let me tell you something.
I'm going to change that.
And I'm saying it now to the fans.
If you come to a show,
I'm going to keep pushing this agenda.
If you're coming to the show on...
I don't need anyone's help.
I got it.
I don't know.
First of all,
I'm not going to date in a year.
I'm going to wait a year.
You could hook up with someone before you...
No, I don't want you to hook up a year.
You don't want to touch anyone for a year?
No, no, no.
I need alone time.
Are you going to figure out who I am again?
Are you going to be open for all kinds of people?
What do you mean?
I feel like this is a trap.
No.
No, I'm saying,
are you open for all kinds of people?
All genders?
Oh, then ask me some questions, maybe.
Are you cool with dating all kinds of genders
and sexual orientations?
Okay, if they have a penis and a vagina, maybe.
Yeah, they have to have both.
Like a combination vibe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't want just a penis?
No.
I mean, like I've said,
if there was a vagina and there was a penis off the side,
I might do a couple of sucks.
What if they had a penis?
You would.
Just out of like...
What if they had a penis,
but their butthole looked like a vagina?
Oh, that's interesting.
Right.
But they'd still poo out of the butthole?
That's right.
Same thing out of a vagina.
The flavor's different, though.
What do you mean?
Vaginas poo, too.
Don't they?
No, no, no.
Unless someone has Crohn's disease.
But let me tell you something.
Carlos thinks you're going through stages of grief,
accepting the unacceptable.
Oh, you think I am?
You think I'm going through grief?
It can look like avoidance, procrastination,
forgetting, easily distracted,
mindless behavior.
Yeah, I'm all those.
Well, then you've...
Yeah, this has been your whole life.
No, but more so now, though.
That's just step one.
Then there's anger.
Okay, okay, there's anger.
He's on two.
Yeah, I've been sitting on two for years now.
Frustration, cynicism, sarcasm, irritability.
Holy fuck.
Increased alcohol or drug use?
This is like my...
It should be my dating profile.
Bargaining?
The bargaining I don't do.
Yeah, you do.
What's the bargaining mean?
Well, look at the second one.
Look at...
Carlos is highlighting,
ruminating on the future of the past.
Oh, yeah, I just did that.
Look at the second one.
Look at the second one.
Overthinking and worrying.
Yeah, that's me.
Bing.
Third one, comparing self to others.
You just did it on the show.
I just did it.
Thinking, saying, I should have, or if only.
You don't...
I do.
I don't know if you do that too much.
I do.
Judgment towards self and others, big time.
Big time.
Perfectionism.
Oh, I'm a bargainer, huh?
On video games.
Oh, that's right?
Yeah.
Depression.
You don't have depression.
You don't think so?
I don't think so.
No.
I have it.
I get bummed.
Yeah, you do.
I have clinical depression.
I don't think you have depression,
but I do think you have bargaining.
I do have bargaining for sure.
Yeah, yeah.
When are we going to get to acceptance though, Carlos?
We'll get down there soon.
Yeah, a year.
Mindful behaviors?
Fuck.
Fuck, I don't even know what that means.
Engaging with reality as it is?
No way.
That's insane.
That's insanity.
This is how it is right now?
You'll never say that phrase.
No, I'm in a different land right now.
Being present in the moment?
You're not even here right now.
Yeah.
You're already back at home.
I'm in...
I'm when I was four years old right now.
Yeah, you're...
Yeah, I mean, Minnesota did.
Playing in that fucking backyard
with that little Tonka truck I used to have.
All right, I'm stuck in my mind on this.
I do think we're going to get you someone before a year.
No.
I just want...
Well, how do you feel about it, Jules?
Is it weird?
I don't really care,
but I feel like you're going to find someone.
A year's a long time.
Yeah.
A year's a long time.
Why do you have a sweaty mustache right now?
I don't know.
It's hot.
I'm sweating.
It is hot.
Yeah.
Use that...
You have a full-blown sweaty mustache.
That's bargaining.
That's bargaining.
Oh, am I bargaining right now?
That's bargaining.
Oh, shit.
Come on, dude.
You're judging others.
Do you think I do that to you?
Use that ax.
To what?
To shave your little mustache.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
There it is.
Yeah, there it is.
Good.
You feel better?
It doesn't help.
It doesn't help.
We got to get a better ax.
Yeah.
I got an ax to grind.
I'm still stuck on this juicy thing.
I'm kind of bummed.
Well, maybe I'm wrong.
Because we didn't say it sexually.
No.
But now you're making it seem like it.
Now in my head.
Are guys hitting on you?
A direct message to you?
Be honest.
No, but...
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Like, what are they doing?
Not dick pics?
Well, I get so many in the other box, and I can't engage with everybody.
Someone's famous.
Holy cow.
Other in the other box.
How many requests do you have right now?
I don't know.
Whoa.
Whoa, dude.
Maybe we should look at them now on the show.
I look at them, but I feel like I'm afraid to engage in them, because then
where do I stop?
30,000 followers.
Wow.
What did you have before you started the show?
13.
Wow.
Wow.
That's awesome.
Let's keep it going.
Go to Jetski Johnson.
Go ahead and follow Jetski Johnson.
And inundated with messages.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
It's constant, constant.
So what do you guys do?
Do you respond to everybody in your other box?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Because I know you guys have way more than me.
Dudes never.
I've never opened up a dude request.
I only respond to dudes.
You do?
Are you getting some titties?
Yeah.
You're getting some titties.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you respond?
No.
No, no, no.
I'll just look at it and go.
Yeah.
Do you screenshot it?
No.
Don't lie.
I don't.
Okay.
What?
You can?
I thought you could.
You can screenshot it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I bet you can.
No, I don't want to.
You can screenshot your whole phone.
Is it illegal to have a screenshot photo on Instagram?
Oh, copyright infringement.
Do women have copyrights on their tits?
That would be kind of, that's kind of the future, isn't it?
But I'm getting a lot of like, can I fuck Kalilah?
Which is so fucking terrible.
Oh my God.
They ask you that?
Yeah, terrible.
Yeah.
Well, wait a minute though.
Can I fuck Kalilah?
But they say like, can you join?
Are you involved?
No.
They just, like I'm her pimp.
It's so rude.
That's kind of cool though.
Why?
That's kind of cool being her pimp.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't respond to those.
It's guys saying, can I fuck Kalilah?
Yeah.
Any girls?
No.
Oh, no.
Have you had a girl ask for a threesome with you guys?
Oh.
I didn't even know that was a possibility.
I mean, it's a thing.
Oh, I saw.
I like, I like.
Some people like that.
Yeah.
There's a whole website for that.
Yeah, but I don't want to like, that'd be weird.
Like being in a room and a girl's eating her clad of the vagina better than I
did.
Right?
Why is that weird?
Because you're a perfectionist.
I'm a perfectionist.
You're bargaining.
You're bargaining.
Yeah, I'll be bargaining.
I'll be like, hey, hey, ease up on that European shit you're doing right now.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Tongue tornado.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Twister.
I just have a fat tongue.
I can't do it that fast.
Let me see how fast you can move your tongue.
Yeah, it's like a sloth.
Like a turtle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It looks like you're eating pudding.
Dude, if I went to New Guinea and I ate sloth pussy, they would be like, oh,
yeah.
They'd be, you know what I mean?
They'd be, oh, yeah.
Yeah, but that's the only person that wrote.
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