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oh wow i have a story that somebody told me that's a lie i have a story that
somebody told
me and i i feel so guilty because it's hearsay yeah but we got to hear it say
it's hearsay
all right this is hearsay and i'm a huge fan of this woman that i'm about to
talk about so i don't
want to hurt her feelings oh go ahead okay i'm going to do it all right so back
in the 90s i
used to do shows with this guy named dave tyree don't remember that person okay
he was a old black
comic oh yeah you know dave tyree right he used to do a bit about um oh yeah
that's dave tyree
right that's him in the 80s by the way yeah yeah and he was a funny guy right
yeah um sure i don't know he really was okay for the time i wasn't there yeah
and tyree was like
let me tell you a story and i go where's he from i don't know detroit okay why
it's just a little
accent i heard a little accent was it asian yeah let me tell you story every
time you go to an
accent you go let me tell you a story i don't know i don't know where it is is
that what you heard
guys is that what you heard absolutely let me tell you let me tell you a story
tell you story
is that fine sure let me just keep doing it yeah yeah yeah i go i don't want a
story right now i'm
gonna tell you a story okay fine that was different than the first time thank
you yeah so anyway he goes
back in the day when i moved to la right i met richard prior i'm cool is that
it no he invites me to a
party right and cocaine everything's happening you know i mean people having
sex in the living room
right it was wild he said right drunk and then prior comes up to him and goes
you like asian pussy
and david tyree goes i guess yeah it's all right you know what i mean come here
come here and he goes
in a room there was an asian lady laying on her back she was completely naked
uh-huh she wasn't
passed out she was loose you know he goes go ahead right are these guys dead by
the way david tyree dead
no he's still alive okay why we'll find out where the story goes but the girl
was a naked asian it was
connie chung shut the fuck up connie chung and she was just letting everyone i
don't know that's what
he told me and i didn't sleep for a week man comedy's just not like that
anymore i know you're never at
a party and you wanted some dig you go and it's anderson cooper completely
naked on a phone i have
been to that party yeah actually yeah i have been to that and i don't even
think that's true there's
no way that story's true why why would it not be because she's a newscaster and
you know they don't
like dick yeah what was that nancy pelosi she was getting it on right getting
smoked by who like
it wasn't she blowing everybody blowing everybody dude wait wait nancy pelosi
was blowing who the
insurrectionist what happened what the is going on yeah you're actionist nancy
pelosi wasn't that the
story maybe i got the wrong person yeah no no i don't think it's nancy pelosi
no it's pelosi for
show though was she was she with jfk are you thinking she was blowing him that's
what made his head explode
how did jackie not see pelosi sucking off kennedy
that's the conspiracy so she was the second shooter yeah yeah yeah i could have
sworn there
was this big story going around that when she was younger she gave everybody
hand jobs that's that's
cool that's cool that's cool i like that that's a cool thing to do yeah so you
know they get around
well i love how i love how p types and nancy pelosi hand jobs when they when
they seize that laptop from
the feds remember the insurrection remember the insurrection where that guy
went to remember the
insurrection and he was sitting like this on nancy police office maybe he was
looking for a handjob
i was waiting patient yeah like i heard about this girl maybe that's what he
was doing it's some it's
probably some other white lady in politics and all the fans are gonna say it on
the comments who do we
think it could be yeah i don't think you should hear the connie chunk thing i
feel bad about saying it
it's just a story that you heard from somebody that's isn't it's not a real
story times were
different times were different it's 70s 70s yeah yeah you're right 70s yeah i
just don't want maury
have you ever been i want maury povish to come after me you know what i mean he's
in a wheelchair
maybe have you ever been to a hollywood party where it was like filled with sex
and drugs like that
one i've been to one as well i did one yeah yeah one time it must have been a
long time ago
yeah long time ago was it in the hills no what was it so um so i did this naca
conference
fuck do you know what naca is oh that's so funny that was our general naca was
the the national
association of college it's something it was for to do college shows yeah and
they stopped booking me
because you know basically you go and they have all these colleges in the
region and they come and they
always said to me you have to be squeaky clean and i never did you had to be so
every time i would
perform half the room would walk out yeah they just would walk out and i could
see my um college
age agent just go in the back like because back then he just showed his fucking
cue when you were
young yeah back then you couldn't make any money doing clubs because you weren't
a headliner yet you
couldn't get a room but you could get paid big money to do college like schwartz
and those guys
did i mean they've been clean up but i did not book a lot but there was one
girl who was religious
but she thought i was attractive right so i exchanged numbers and i go you know
what i want to do
i'm going to i'm going to vegas and i'm because at the time dave navarro i knew
dave navarro
dave navarro the rock star all right okay and so i bring this religious girl to
his bachelor party
what yeah right and it's in vegas i forgot what hotel it was bring a girl to a
but i remember
going to the floor of the hotel and everything's pitch black with these candles
and there was like
blood on the wall it was like crazy right and you hear like bats like you know
what i mean and
and she's like i could feel it she's oh i'm holding her hands and she's shaking
right and i go i don't
know what's going on here you know what i mean just we open this door and there's
this table with two
women and they have two dildos right and they're fucking each other on this
thing right and other
men around there jerking off right and i'm trying to act cool like this is a
part of my life this is
normal right i'm just kind of you know what i mean and i just remember it being
the scariest place
i've ever been did you do anything though i made love to her in the hotel room
you did yeah sweet
love no no no they had the dildo in there and i got some of the bats
there was a normal christian kind of like sexual experience but i just remember
that was like
my first there was like you know it was weird and and you know what's normal
christian sex like
i what i do well i'll tell you what i do right i take the sheet i take scissors
and i put a little
hole in it for your mouth right you say grace first yeah and i lay her on her
back god please
bless this food i'm about to receive i lay the whole sheet over her body right
so you can't see each
other so i can't see each other and i see the little opening right and i fuck
her in the belly button
no i i do missionary and maybe a couple of extra side moves i went to a
celebrity's house a long time
ago that i didn't belong at and it wasn't like anything absurd people were
doing drugs for sure
but i walked in on somebody fucking in a room and i was like oh shit and i and
they both looked at me
and they were like what's wrong it's okay and then i thought should i stay
because they both are very casual about it it wasn't like get the fuck out they
were
fucking and i was like oh shit and they were like let's go it's cool it's cool
it's totally cool
and i was just like sorry and i just left real slow because i wanted to give
them a chance to be
like get over here do you know but i was like both of these guys were just too
big you know i didn't
want to i have one more did i always hear about this asian sex did you miss the
whole gate part of
that i i got it thanks yeah it wasn't too bad i'm teasing i heard it i just
wasn't alarmed by it yes
you shouldn't be i wasn't alarmed by it either and you shouldn't be juice yeah
and you shouldn't be
did i tell you about the asian sex party no no it was right by the comedy store
okay the andes used
to be what was it hilton hilton yeah yeah so you know how you know i love to go
to carney's hyatt
you know i like to go to caries and get those gigantic um chocolate hot dogs do
we
right do you remember i used to do that yeah yeah yeah so they're the at carnage
they have these
gigantic chocolate banana bananas i mean right and i used to go to doc and i
used to suck on the thing
i apologize for that yeah that's how i do it right but i used to get those
chocolate things and i was
walking with this chocolate it was like maybe 12 30 at night right and there
was 200 asian young
people all dressed in white standing outside of the fucking this hot the hyatt
what do you guys think
we're from san francisco we do this like yearly thing in la it's a sex club oh
yeah right and i go oh good good
good and they go um come up i go okay what no no i know the story i haven't
told this on this podcast
before well then i want to do it it's fine tell juice me too because i don't
even know yeah tell
them they haven't heard it okay so they had rented out this whole floor right
and you know how sometimes
hotel rooms have other doors are just a entrance to the other hotel room but it's
joining so all those
doors were open all the doors were open you know i mean on this thing it was
just like you could just
walk into a room yeah right so i'm walking oh there's two guys i walk into the
room and there's
these two girls on the bed completely naked i don't know i still have half of
the hot dog
so i just sit there at these jeans i'm just sitting there just eating the hot
dog i see them both get
up from the bed and come toward me one girl starts kissing my neck the other
girl starts you know
touching my pp toki right and toki's like thank you thank you thank you thank
you thank you thank you
right but i knew at that moment that i was about to cheat on sarah and i just
something just came
over and i just pushed them aside right and i ran out still the chocolate hot
dog i'm running out right
i finished it at the store the chocolate thing yeah that yeah but um from your
guilt can i tell you the
funniest part to me about that so far is that you they invited you to the sex
party you went up to the
rooms watch the naked girls they came over to you start kissing you and then
you said i'm not going
to cheat on my girlfriend yeah this is too far what do you mean explain i like
this i like this stop
hold back hold back explain yourself like if there was some wild sex party and
they invited me i'd be
like oh no i'm in a monogamous relationship yeah because oh she's coming from a
woman's perspective
yeah but you're not but you're not an asian tv star you're not an asian tv star
i don't want
not my let my thanks for reminding me don't want to number one not even a woman's
perspective it's
just a loyal perspective hey doc shut the up okay listen to me okay he's giving
you a piece of
his heart and listen to me okay like they walked all the way over to you so
what you're saying to
me is this you had so many chances to leave but but no i want to ask he is
showing up to that
and being on the side of bed cheating no no to walk into a hotel room where
people are partying
knowing it's a sex party is that cheating to you no like if you found out that
your boyfriend did
that would you be upset yeah you'd be upset just on that alone yeah i'd say we
do we should
redefine things because i've been turning down all these sex parties i keep
getting invited to all
these parties i can't go yeah it's more of like an equality thing all right
right okay okay you want
things to be equal don't you yeah uh but let's let's have juice uh say goodbye
in her traditional uh
paulie shore sign off uh to take us out what's up bad friends thank you
you

"It Was A Different Time" Bobby & Andrew Tell Old Hollywood Stories | Bad Friends Clips

oh wow i have a story that somebody told me that's a lie i have a story that
somebody told
me and i i feel so guilty because it's hearsay yeah but we got to hear it say
it's hearsay
all right this is hearsay and i'm a huge fan of this woman that i'm about to
talk about so i don't
want to hurt her feelings oh go ahead okay i'm going to do it all right so back
in the 90s i
used to do shows with this guy named dave tyree don't remember that person okay
he was a old black
comic oh yeah you know dave tyree right he used to do a bit about um oh yeah
that's dave tyree
right that's him in the 80s by the way yeah yeah and he was a funny guy right
yeah um sure i don't know he really was okay for the time i wasn't there yeah
and tyree was like
let me tell you a story and i go where's he from i don't know detroit okay why
it's just a little
accent i heard a little accent was it asian yeah let me tell you story every
time you go to an
accent you go let me tell you a story i don't know i don't know where it is is
that what you heard
guys is that what you heard absolutely let me tell you let me tell you a story
tell you story
is that fine sure let me just keep doing it yeah yeah yeah i go i don't want a
story right now i'm
gonna tell you a story okay fine that was different than the first time thank
you yeah so anyway he goes
back in the day when i moved to la right i met richard prior i'm cool is that
it no he invites me to a
party right and cocaine everything's happening you know i mean people having
sex in the living room
right it was wild he said right drunk and then prior comes up to him and goes
you like asian pussy
and david tyree goes i guess yeah it's all right you know what i mean come here
come here and he goes
in a room there was an asian lady laying on her back she was completely naked
uh-huh she wasn't
passed out she was loose you know he goes go ahead right are these guys dead by
the way david tyree dead
no he's still alive okay why we'll find out where the story goes but the girl
was a naked asian it was
connie chung shut the fuck up connie chung and she was just letting everyone i
don't know that's what
he told me and i didn't sleep for a week man comedy's just not like that
anymore i know you're never at
a party and you wanted some dig you go and it's anderson cooper completely
naked on a phone i have
been to that party yeah actually yeah i have been to that and i don't even
think that's true there's
no way that story's true why why would it not be because she's a newscaster and
you know they don't
like dick yeah what was that nancy pelosi she was getting it on right getting
smoked by who like
it wasn't she blowing everybody blowing everybody dude wait wait nancy pelosi
was blowing who the
insurrectionist what happened what the is going on yeah you're actionist nancy
pelosi wasn't that the
story maybe i got the wrong person yeah no no i don't think it's nancy pelosi
no it's pelosi for
show though was she was she with jfk are you thinking she was blowing him that's
what made his head explode
how did jackie not see pelosi sucking off kennedy
that's the conspiracy so she was the second shooter yeah yeah yeah i could have
sworn there
was this big story going around that when she was younger she gave everybody
hand jobs that's that's
cool that's cool that's cool i like that that's a cool thing to do yeah so you
know they get around
well i love how i love how p types and nancy pelosi hand jobs when they when
they seize that laptop from
the feds remember the insurrection remember the insurrection where that guy
went to remember the
insurrection and he was sitting like this on nancy police office maybe he was
looking for a handjob
i was waiting patient yeah like i heard about this girl maybe that's what he
was doing it's some it's
probably some other white lady in politics and all the fans are gonna say it on
the comments who do we
think it could be yeah i don't think you should hear the connie chunk thing i
feel bad about saying it
it's just a story that you heard from somebody that's isn't it's not a real
story times were
different times were different it's 70s 70s yeah yeah you're right 70s yeah i
just don't want maury
have you ever been i want maury povish to come after me you know what i mean he's
in a wheelchair
maybe have you ever been to a hollywood party where it was like filled with sex
and drugs like that
one i've been to one as well i did one yeah yeah one time it must have been a
long time ago
yeah long time ago was it in the hills no what was it so um so i did this naca
conference
fuck do you know what naca is oh that's so funny that was our general naca was
the the national
association of college it's something it was for to do college shows yeah and
they stopped booking me
because you know basically you go and they have all these colleges in the
region and they come and they
always said to me you have to be squeaky clean and i never did you had to be so
every time i would
perform half the room would walk out yeah they just would walk out and i could
see my um college
age agent just go in the back like because back then he just showed his fucking
cue when you were
young yeah back then you couldn't make any money doing clubs because you weren't
a headliner yet you
couldn't get a room but you could get paid big money to do college like schwartz
and those guys
did i mean they've been clean up but i did not book a lot but there was one
girl who was religious
but she thought i was attractive right so i exchanged numbers and i go you know
what i want to do
i'm going to i'm going to vegas and i'm because at the time dave navarro i knew
dave navarro
dave navarro the rock star all right okay and so i bring this religious girl to
his bachelor party
what yeah right and it's in vegas i forgot what hotel it was bring a girl to a
but i remember
going to the floor of the hotel and everything's pitch black with these candles
and there was like
blood on the wall it was like crazy right and you hear like bats like you know
what i mean and
and she's like i could feel it she's oh i'm holding her hands and she's shaking
right and i go i don't
know what's going on here you know what i mean just we open this door and there's
this table with two
women and they have two dildos right and they're fucking each other on this
thing right and other
men around there jerking off right and i'm trying to act cool like this is a
part of my life this is
normal right i'm just kind of you know what i mean and i just remember it being
the scariest place
i've ever been did you do anything though i made love to her in the hotel room
you did yeah sweet
love no no no they had the dildo in there and i got some of the bats
there was a normal christian kind of like sexual experience but i just remember
that was like
my first there was like you know it was weird and and you know what's normal
christian sex like
i what i do well i'll tell you what i do right i take the sheet i take scissors
and i put a little
hole in it for your mouth right you say grace first yeah and i lay her on her
back god please
bless this food i'm about to receive i lay the whole sheet over her body right
so you can't see each
other so i can't see each other and i see the little opening right and i fuck
her in the belly button
no i i do missionary and maybe a couple of extra side moves i went to a
celebrity's house a long time
ago that i didn't belong at and it wasn't like anything absurd people were
doing drugs for sure
but i walked in on somebody fucking in a room and i was like oh shit and i and
they both looked at me
and they were like what's wrong it's okay and then i thought should i stay
because they both are very casual about it it wasn't like get the fuck out they
were
fucking and i was like oh shit and they were like let's go it's cool it's cool
it's totally cool
and i was just like sorry and i just left real slow because i wanted to give
them a chance to be
like get over here do you know but i was like both of these guys were just too
big you know i didn't
want to i have one more did i always hear about this asian sex did you miss the
whole gate part of
that i i got it thanks yeah it wasn't too bad i'm teasing i heard it i just
wasn't alarmed by it yes
you shouldn't be i wasn't alarmed by it either and you shouldn't be juice yeah
and you shouldn't be
did i tell you about the asian sex party no no it was right by the comedy store
okay the andes used
to be what was it hilton hilton yeah yeah so you know how you know i love to go
to carney's hyatt
you know i like to go to caries and get those gigantic um chocolate hot dogs do
we
right do you remember i used to do that yeah yeah yeah so they're the at carnage
they have these
gigantic chocolate banana bananas i mean right and i used to go to doc and i
used to suck on the thing
i apologize for that yeah that's how i do it right but i used to get those
chocolate things and i was
walking with this chocolate it was like maybe 12 30 at night right and there
was 200 asian young
people all dressed in white standing outside of the fucking this hot the hyatt
what do you guys think
we're from san francisco we do this like yearly thing in la it's a sex club oh
yeah right and i go oh good good
good and they go um come up i go okay what no no i know the story i haven't
told this on this podcast
before well then i want to do it it's fine tell juice me too because i don't
even know yeah tell
them they haven't heard it okay so they had rented out this whole floor right
and you know how sometimes
hotel rooms have other doors are just a entrance to the other hotel room but it's
joining so all those
doors were open all the doors were open you know i mean on this thing it was
just like you could just
walk into a room yeah right so i'm walking oh there's two guys i walk into the
room and there's
these two girls on the bed completely naked i don't know i still have half of
the hot dog
so i just sit there at these jeans i'm just sitting there just eating the hot
dog i see them both get
up from the bed and come toward me one girl starts kissing my neck the other
girl starts you know
touching my pp toki right and toki's like thank you thank you thank you thank
you thank you thank you
right but i knew at that moment that i was about to cheat on sarah and i just
something just came
over and i just pushed them aside right and i ran out still the chocolate hot
dog i'm running out right
i finished it at the store the chocolate thing yeah that yeah but um from your
guilt can i tell you the
funniest part to me about that so far is that you they invited you to the sex
party you went up to the
rooms watch the naked girls they came over to you start kissing you and then
you said i'm not going
to cheat on my girlfriend yeah this is too far what do you mean explain i like
this i like this stop
hold back hold back explain yourself like if there was some wild sex party and
they invited me i'd be
like oh no i'm in a monogamous relationship yeah because oh she's coming from a
woman's perspective
yeah but you're not but you're not an asian tv star you're not an asian tv star
i don't want
not my let my thanks for reminding me don't want to number one not even a woman's
perspective it's
just a loyal perspective hey doc shut the up okay listen to me okay he's giving
you a piece of
his heart and listen to me okay like they walked all the way over to you so
what you're saying to
me is this you had so many chances to leave but but no i want to ask he is
showing up to that
and being on the side of bed cheating no no to walk into a hotel room where
people are partying
knowing it's a sex party is that cheating to you no like if you found out that
your boyfriend did
that would you be upset yeah you'd be upset just on that alone yeah i'd say we
do we should
redefine things because i've been turning down all these sex parties i keep
getting invited to all
these parties i can't go yeah it's more of like an equality thing all right
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