Name: Rudy Gets a 2nd Job?? | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-08-20T17:00:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Gets a 2nd Job?? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Gets a 2nd Job?? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-20. Transcript available.

- He's been out of town for a week.
- And we haven't--
- Talk, done anything! - Talk!
- Or talked.
- Because you're always out
and you're always grumpy around the house.
- No, no. - No, he's not.
- No, and you know, 'cause I think this is a proof.
Everyone knows my energy,
but they know your energy as well, right?
And they compare the two.
They're not blind to it, my friend.
- That's right, the fans know.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I always say hi to you
and you always say a different name
when you say hi to me.
- Yeah, those are terms of endearment.
- Yeah, like what do I say?
- You say, "Hi, Joey."
- Yeah.
- Funny.
- Okay, that's funny.
- Yeah, funny.
- You kinda do look like Joey.
- What's up, Joey?
- What's up, Joe?
- Yeah, you don't like it?
- No.
- Yeah, and then sometimes I ask you like,
"What's going on? Let's hang out."
And you laugh, you go, "No."
- No, I just say, "I'm tired."
- Ugh.
- It just hurts me.
It really does hurt me.
And you gotta do more of an effort.
And you know, I'm glad you're working.
'Cause when you're working, I'm gonna be giggling.
'Cause it's gonna be like an awakening for you.
- Where is the store?
- At CSUN.
- It's the library or the bookstore?
- Bookstore.
- Like the campus bookstore where you go to buy
like not only books, but also apparel.
- Can we go?
- We're going every fucking day.
- Can we go to buy?
- I'm going every fucking day.
- We can go, we can't, we don't have to be students
to go to the store, right?
- Of course not, no.
- Oh, we're going.
I'm buying books.
- I'm going to buy some.
- I don't have any books.
I don't have any books.
I don't have any books.
I don't have any books.
I don't have any books.
- I don't have any books.
- I don't have any books.
- I don't have any books.
- I don't have any books.
- You took the job without negotiating pay?
- You negotiate?
- It's just.
- I don't know.
It's my first job.
- How did you get the job?
- I didn't, they just interviewed me and then.
- Did you see a sign that said open, now hiring
and then you went in and asked?
- Yeah.
- Start from zero.
What did you see?
- I just saw, I was looking through the bookstore
and then it says hiring and I just applied
and then they called me.
- Same day?
- No, like a week after.
- Who called, what did they say?
- Let's hear it.
- They just said, hi, are you interested in like working?
I said, yeah.
And then they said, okay, we'll give you another call
for the 10 minute interview.
And then I waited and then they just said,
how many hours can you work?
And I just said, as long as I can work.
And then they said, okay, we'll give you four hours
every day or as long as Monday,
Friday to Friday and I said, okay, that's fine.
And they said that if you can carry a 30 pound something
and stand for 10 hours.
And then I said, yeah, I can stand for 10 hours.
- What are they shipping dead babies around that place?
- No.
- If you can carry a 30 pound box, don't look inside of it.
- But you're only working four hours.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
And then you, did you ask, how much does it pay?
- No, I didn't.
- Why?
- Because no one told me to ask.
- So you don't, what if they're not going to pay you?
- No, they said they'll pay me 16, 16 and 75 cents.
- An hour.
- Yeah.
- They're like, we're going to get this immigrant for cheap.
- Yeah.
- And you're not going to be in the,
I think you're, you're hauling shit.
- I think you're going to be in the back loading stuff.
- Yeah, they go Filipino, we have a bunch of boxes.
- Get in the back.
- Yeah, you get in the back.
- They don't want you out front, not with that face.
- That's fine, I don't need to talk.
- You don't be mean, don't be mean, don't be mean.
- She's mean to us all the time.
- I know she is, I know, you're right.
- She's so mean to me.
- Get in the back.
- And you know what?
We're going to start making you carry shit too.
George, get something that's heavy back there
and make her fucking carry it around.
- Just boulders, boulders.
- Boulders.
- No boxes, just boulders.
- I just want rocks moved during the show.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You're going to have to start fucking carrying your weight.
- Why do I have to carry it?
- Because!
- Don't get angry, dude.
- Oh God.
- Give her that box of merch.
- Yeah, yeah.
- There you go.
Start going through that and separating stuff.
- Yeah, separate it from medium and large.
- Let me see you pick it up, let's see you carry it.
Pick it up, let's see.
Can you carry it?
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can take the headphones off.
- Oh, wait.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let's see if she can do it.
- Let's see if you can do it.
- 'Cause this is how many pounds, George,
do you think this is?
- 15?
- Maybe 30.
- Is this about 30?
- Yeah, rice.
- All right, keep it on your head.
- Keep it on your head, yeah.
- That's fine.
- All right, for the rest of the episode.
- No!
- So anyway, put it down.
- Put it down, put it down.
- I'm happy that you finally got a job, Jules.
We love that.
I'm glad that you've got some responsibility in the world.
- Okay, so I was--
- You're saying they pay you less at the store?
- I think I make less at the store.
- How do you make less?
Don't they make you guys minimum wage?
- Maybe I just work less hours.
- What?
- No, you work--
- You're always there.
- Yeah, you're there.
I think I've never not seen you there now.
- I know.
- You make more.
- You know what Jetsky said?
She goes, "Oh yeah, 'cause you were--"
- I'm not making that much an hour.
- You're not making 20 an hour?
- No. - No.
- We should sue them.
- We should sue them.
- We should sue the comedy store.
- People who say, it's so funny when comics who work there
are like, "We should make more money there."
It's like, "Why are you here?"
- Right, yeah, yeah.
- You're not here.
- You're not there for the money.
- No.
- No, you're too smart for that.