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Let me ask you this, because I know back in the day in my time when I was a doorman,
we had scams going.
You guys got scams, don't you?
You guys have scams going?
I got the key and I threw it right back.
Now open it up.
Tell me what they are, but are there?
I wouldn't call them scams.
I'll tell you what.
Yesterday I was working.
No, this is real.
I was working.
We call them tips now, okay?
We get tips.
And someone came up.
I was working the OR cover last night.
And so we go, are you Jet Ski?
And I said, yeah, I love you.
I'm bad friends.
Fuck yeah.
Takes out a 20, puts it in the tip bucket.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You should just put a bucket out that says Jet Ski on Bad Friends.
Yes.
Well, you have to split the fucking 20 with other people?
I don't know if I have to, but I did.
She's a good soul.
Wow.
She's a good soul.
Get your own bucket.
No, we split it.
You do?
Yeah, yeah.
No, they have to, man.
Oh, they do?
Because otherwise, then, you know what used to happen?
Because I know, I'm not snitching, because they all got in trouble.
You remember when everyone got in trouble.
People were pocketing money.
And then war started to break out.
Because people were like, you're keeping money and you're not putting it in the
pool.
This is the same at a restaurant.
If you work at a restaurant and you pool tips, some people don't put in.
Then it causes all this fight and turmoil.
And then they have to change the system.
Pool tips.
Well, you have to tip people out, though.
Some doormen are just better than others.
Okay.
All right?
And so whoever gets...
You can't just...
Because I know a couple of chinless fuckers that you have at Friends over there.
They don't do as good of a job.
And I don't want to name names, but they have no chins, man.
All right?
Literally don't.
Bobby hit me up and goes, who's your friend with no chin at the store?
I don't know who you're talking about.
So you think, no, no tipping.
No fucking pooling tips.
No.
I got a gripe real fast to put out.
I'm not going to call out the place.
Okay.
I don't care.
I don't fucking like it when they include the tip already on the check.
So, like, it was pre-included for 18%.
I'll tell you.
There are multiple reasons.
Okay.
One, it gives the server no incentive to give you a better experience
whatsoever.
They don't fucking care.
They're going to get their money no matter what.
That's bullshit.
Two, 18% is automatically included.
And then there was a note that said below it,
we do this for the health and well-being of our staff and our workers
to provide a better living wage for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
Why is it on me, motherfucker?
It should be on your company to pay people better then.
Don't just automatically take my fucking money.
That's bullshit.
If you wanted to fucking provide a better life for them,
you should pay them more.
And then on top of it, the biggest blunder is you automatically charge 18.
Well, then I'm done.
I'm going to do the Apple pay and walk away.
When I was going to give that person 20, 25, I've tipped 30%.
You've tipped nothing probably too as well.
Huh?
You probably tipped nothing.
I've literally never once fucked someone over on a tip because I worked in
restaurants.
But my point is you're fucking them out of two more percent.
Why would you do that?
Who's going to give them the extra two?
That's what you say.
Huh?
Nothing.
I've never fucked someone out of a tip.
That's fine.
I've always over tipped.
You could leave more.
No, but I don't because I think the system is bullshit.
I like that.
Fuck that.
What do you think?
They should just raise the prices on all their food?
No, the place was already a fucking rip off.
That's what's even more gross.
All this says to me is the people that own it and run it are making way more
fucking money.
I see.
And they're like, oh, we want to help the workers have a better wage.
You don't have to.
Juice, you don't have to agree.
Bullshit.
You don't have to agree.
I think including tip is bullshit.
There are times where you can say, no, I don't agree.
Oh, yeah.
Like when I said, I'm not sure about the name Juicy.
We all saw how that went.
I don't think tip should be fucking included.
You think tip should be included?
It's their loss though.
Let me, can I just.
That's my point is I was going to give you 20.
Now you got 18.
Can I make an argument though?
Right.
To me, it's I always pick 25%, right?
Yeah.
But when I see the 18% thing, right?
I go, all right, well, I'm just going to give you that then.
That's my point.
So I'm saying don't do that.
It's their loss.
What the fuck does that have anything to do with you, bro?
I don't like someone automatically charging my car.
They charge your car.
But if you're already tipping up well above 18% anyway.
I'm saying you're an idiot.
You guys were going to get more money.
You're fucking your own people.
Right, but it's not.
We're saying the same thing.
I'm annoyed.
What are you angry about though?
That's the thing.
It's coming from anger.
Because you should.
And you know what?
It's technically illegal.
That's the point.
Oh, why is white people so entitled?
No, no.
Because you could go.
You could go, hey, I want the manager to take this off.
And they would.
And then I would.
What I should have done is said, take this off.
I don't agree with this principle.
And then I would have given her 25% instead.
And the reason why that's there, dude, is because sometimes they get Europeans
that.
Time out.
I talked.
Can I finish?
I know what you're going to say.
That's what white people do.
They fucking cut off.
Don't do a race thing.
I'm not doing a race thing.
I know what you're saying.
A lot of voters come here and they don't think they have to tip.
Yeah, they do.
It's 2022.
Everybody from Europe knows you tip over here.
I just ran into fucking people.
If you have enough money to come to the United States on an airplane, you know
that you got
a tip.
And they're like, mate, you know, this tipping thing's crazy, right?
And I go, I know.
But they're like, we don't even know how to deal it, mate.
Fucking bullshit.
Who are these pikeys that you know?
How do they afford to get to the United States?
Don't call my friends pikeys.
Now listen.
Now listen.
Okay.
Everybody knows.
It's just something that you're angry about.
When you came here from the Philippines, you know that Americans tip.
No, thank you.
It's a fact.
It is true.
It is true.
No, it's bullshit.
Yeah.
But by the way, you're right.
Look, I did tip her.
Like the 18 was included.
Yeah, you had to.
Well, no, no.
And then I left a $10 bill on top of it to supplement the percentage that was
missing.
But I was like, don't do that.
That's fucking annoying.
Let me give this person a gift on my own.
I don't need you to like.
And the other argument would be, oh, well, what about people that like go in
and they under
tip or they don't tip at all?
First of all, at a place that there's this nice doesn't happen.
This isn't Chili's.
I used to work at.
This isn't fucking Outback.
I used to work.
This was a high end restaurant.
I used to work at the Brockton Villa.
Okay.
Bring it up.
Right.
It's a fucking restaurant in La Jolla.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I was one of the first original night servers.
They were only a breakfast place.
Right.
I worked at the Brockton Villa.
Well, that's your problem now.
It's beautiful.
Breakfast place that has night service.
It's right on the cove.
Right.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Look at the ocean.
Okay.
You were a night server.
So I was and day server.
I did the morning.
Right.
So one morning I was there.
At the front patio, which is like the most.
Section two, dude.
That's the most fucking hardcore sex.
I have a Shore family story about the Brockton Villa.
I don't know if I should talk about it.
Yeah, you should.
But I'm going to get in trouble.
We hung up our Pauly stuff.
I love Pauly.
Also, Pauly's coming on this show in a couple of weeks.
Good.
We're having him on.
That's why I'll save this story for when he's here.
But my point is that I had a table.
I don't want to name the race of the people.
It has nothing to do with anything.
Oh, it doesn't?
Why did you mention it?
Yeah, why would you bring it up there?
Why would you mention it then?
Because it wasn't white people.
That's all I have to say.
It wasn't a white person.
It was a table of 10, right?
And I remember being slammed.
Yeah.
Slammed.
Crushed.
What do you mean?
Crushed.
Slammed.
Overwhelmed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Overwhelmed.
With mostly whites?
No.
It was a mix.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh.
Okay.
What is your attitude right now?
No, why were you mentioning it?
You mentioned the race.
I'm just digging to find out what race they were.
Because you were the one that was so adamant about.
What were they?
At the time, in this specific story, they were Persians.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm just curious.
You brought it up.
And the bill was like $400.
Bro.
Right?
Bro.
How $400?
Right?
How?
Tell me how $400.
Yeah.
And I, they left me a penny.
One cent.
A physical penny?
Yes.
Or written on the bill?
No.
They put a penny in the black thing.
Pretty tight.
Right?
Very funny.
And they said the service was terrible.
Was it?
I was slammed.
I know, but was it?
I don't know.
That's the eye of the beholder.
Eye of the beholder.
That's the restaurant we should have gone to.
Eye of the beholder in Glendale.
So wait a minute.
Yeah.
They left you one physical penny.
Yeah.
And I remember going, that's why I tip so extravagantly.
Because even if the service is terrible, it's just a terrible feeling.
I always tip.
I always tip right.
I just, I never, I never will fuck people over because I worked in a restaurant.
But I'm just saying, I guess that what we're both saying is that the reason
that they do this on bills is because of Persian people.
Yeah.
So Persian people, it's all your fault.
Tipping in cafe, restaurants, cafes in Iran is mostly not done or expected.
See, that's what I'm saying.
So in Iran, they don't.
Yeah.
So what I'm saying is that's why I wish at that time my restaurant had an 18%
fucking thing in the fucking thing.
But you were a bad server.
I was slammed.
And I don't think I was that bad.
I was being funny.
All right.
I'm a Persian guy.
You just put down some food.
All right.
Yeah.
Here you go.
You're slammed, right?
Yeah.
Oh, this food is late and cold.
I push, I push pancake.
It's cold.
I push it too, bud.
I don't know.
Now your fingers are on pancake.
Why would your fingers be pancake?
I was doing a comedy bit.
No, give me a new pancake.
I'll get a new one.
All right.
Will this one take 45 minutes?
Yeah.
Well, watch.
I'll take the two and I'll put it in front of my eyes.
I go, look, I'm googly.
I don't know.
I want to talk to your neighbor.
I don't know what to do.
And you walk away and they're like, we're definitely going to leave that
Chinese guy a penny.
Yeah.
That was you.
That's what you did.
You pancake fakes.
Yeah.
I think my problem is, is that whenever I, and they complain about it all the
time, my thumb was always in the food.
Oh my God.
Your thumbs too?
No, because when I'm carrying it, right?
Show your thumbs to the camera.
Look at those things.
If we can zoom, punch in on that.
Don't punch in my thumbs.
No, please.
I'm just self-conscious of it.
Well, that's why.
My thumbs would be in the fucking plate, right?
And I would, and then they'd be like, yeah, why is your thumbs in my scrambled
eggs?
Yuck.
You know what I mean?
A hundred percent yuck.
Okay.
Well.
I got fucked all the time, by the way.
You want to talk about getting fucked on tips?
I got fucked constantly in college.
I worked at a wing place.
We had, we had 10 cent wings.
How much, how many fucking tips do you think I got?
Oh, nothing.
10 cents.
Terrible.
I want one barbecue and one honey mustard.
Two wings?
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
And I go, sir, we have a minimum of, we have a minimum of a half a dozen, a
minimum of six.
So 60 cents minimum.
And you gotta, and you have to buy a drink, a lemonade, if you don't want a
cocktail.
And they go, I don't want it.
Let me talk to your manager.
Like, yeah, I mean.
Bring them over.
They would literally, I would got change Thursday, whatever it was, Wednesday
nights, I'd have change.
Yeah, I know.
I'd walk home.
I'd have $3 in fucking nickels in my pocket.
I know comics that did comedy way early, so they never had a day job.
And their attitudes are, like, just whack.
What do you mean?
They're just, they don't know what it's like to work.
Oh, to have a shitty job.
Yeah.
It's like, you know, it's like you and I, like, I didn't make it until, like,
my 30s.
We still haven't made it, really.
I know, exactly.
We're still kind of going through it.
We're still kind of struggling up there, you know what I mean?
But my point is, is that.
Still kind of drudging through it.
Yeah.
But yeah, no.
I'm so glad I had those experiences because there was years and years of, like,
how am I fucking going to pay rent?
Because she said to me something.
I don't know if I can say that.
Well, no, it wasn't that private.
But you said, you were like, I feel like I'm about to get out of whatever
situation I'm in.
And you're like, I feel like I'm about to get to a new level.
Yeah.
Both professionally and personally.
And I thought that was a good, that made me feel good in my heart because I was
like, I really hope you do because I know you work super fucking hard and you're
very funny.
And I could tell her, her self-deprecation was on a high when we walked by her
and she's pulling out a trash can out of the main room.
And, and I, and she, and I was like, hey.
And she goes, hi.
She goes, really knocked me right back down to earth.
And she was dragging a trash can through the hallway.
And I was like, you're not going to be doing that for long.
I hope not.
No, you're not.
Do you have a commercial agent?
Uh-uh.
Why?
Uh, I'm going to skip that step and go straight to movie.
Hell yeah, bitch.
Do you not want to do it?
No, I just, I just don't right now.
I, all these things are coming into my life so fast right now and I'm just
trying to enjoy it.
Call me tomorrow.
I'll get you one.
Yeah, you should have one.
You should go offer one.
I know the guy.
I will call you.
I have a big day tomorrow.
I'm a, I, I do.
I'm going to the gynecologist.
Then I've acted.
Can we send a camera crew to go with her for some Bad Friends content?
To the gynecologist?
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.

Restaurant Role Play w/ Bobby & Andrew | Bad Friends Clips

Let me ask you this, because I know back in the day in my time when I was a doorman,
we had scams going.
You guys got scams, don't you?
You guys have scams going?
I got the key and I threw it right back.
Now open it up.
Tell me what they are, but are there?
I wouldn't call them scams.
I'll tell you what.
Yesterday I was working.
No, this is real.
I was working.
We call them tips now, okay?
We get tips.
And someone came up.
I was working the OR cover last night.
And so we go, are you Jet Ski?
And I said, yeah, I love you.
I'm bad friends.
Fuck yeah.
Takes out a 20, puts it in the tip bucket.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You should just put a bucket out that says Jet Ski on Bad Friends.
Yes.
Well, you have to split the fucking 20 with other people?
I don't know if I have to, but I did.
She's a good soul.
Wow.
She's a good soul.
Get your own bucket.
No, we split it.
You do?
Yeah, yeah.
No, they have to, man.
Oh, they do?
Because otherwise, then, you know what used to happen?
Because I know, I'm not snitching, because they all got in trouble.
You remember when everyone got in trouble.
People were pocketing money.
And then war started to break out.
Because people were like, you're keeping money and you're not putting it in the
pool.
This is the same at a restaurant.
If you work at a restaurant and you pool tips, some people don't put in.
Then it causes all this fight and turmoil.
And then they have to change the system.
Pool tips.
Well, you have to tip people out, though.
Some doormen are just better than others.
Okay.
All right?
And so whoever gets...
You can't just...
Because I know a couple of chinless fuckers that you have at Friends over there.
They don't do as good of a job.
And I don't want to name names, but they have no chins, man.
All right?
Literally don't.
Bobby hit me up and goes, who's your friend with no chin at the store?
I don't know who you're talking about.
So you think, no, no tipping.
No fucking pooling tips.
No.
I got a gripe real fast to put out.
I'm not going to call out the place.
Okay.
I don't care.
I don't fucking like it when they include the tip already on the check.
So, like, it was pre-included for 18%.
I'll tell you.
There are multiple reasons.
Okay.
One, it gives the server no incentive to give you a better experience
whatsoever.
They don't fucking care.
They're going to get their money no matter what.
That's bullshit.
Two, 18% is automatically included.
And then there was a note that said below it,
we do this for the health and well-being of our staff and our workers
to provide a better living wage for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
Why is it on me, motherfucker?
It should be on your company to pay people better then.
Don't just automatically take my fucking money.
That's bullshit.
If you wanted to fucking provide a better life for them,
you should pay them more.
And then on top of it, the biggest blunder is you automatically charge 18.
Well, then I'm done.
I'm going to do the Apple pay and walk away.
When I was going to give that person 20, 25, I've tipped 30%.
You've tipped nothing probably too as well.
Huh?
You probably tipped nothing.
I've literally never once fucked someone over on a tip because I worked in
restaurants.
But my point is you're fucking them out of two more percent.
Why would you do that?
Who's going to give them the extra two?
That's what you say.
Huh?
Nothing.
I've never fucked someone out of a tip.
That's fine.
I've always over tipped.
You could leave more.
No, but I don't because I think the system is bullshit.
I like that.
Fuck that.
What do you think?
They should just raise the prices on all their food?
No, the place was already a fucking rip off.
That's what's even more gross.
All this says to me is the people that own it and run it are making way more
fucking money.
I see.
And they're like, oh, we want to help the workers have a better wage.
You don't have to.
Juice, you don't have to agree.
Bullshit.
You don't have to agree.
I think including tip is bullshit.
There are times where you can say, no, I don't agree.
Oh, yeah.
Like when I said, I'm not sure about the name Juicy.
We all saw how that went.
I don't think tip should be fucking included.
You think tip should be included?
It's their loss though.
Let me, can I just.
That's my point is I was going to give you 20.
Now you got 18.
Can I make an argument though?
Right.
To me, it's I always pick 25%, right?
Yeah.
But when I see the 18% thing, right?
I go, all right, well, I'm just going to give you that then.
That's my point.
So I'm saying don't do that.
It's their loss.
What the fuck does that have anything to do with you, bro?
I don't like someone automatically charging my car.
They charge your car.
But if you're already tipping up well above 18% anyway.
I'm saying you're an idiot.
You guys were going to get more money.
You're fucking your own people.
Right, but it's not.
We're saying the same thing.
I'm annoyed.
What are you angry about though?
That's the thing.
It's coming from anger.
Because you should.
And you know what?
It's technically illegal.
That's the point.
Oh, why is white people so entitled?
No, no.
Because you could go.
You could go, hey, I want the manager to take this off.
And they would.
And then I would.
What I should have done is said, take this off.
I don't agree with this principle.
And then I would have given her 25% instead.
And the reason why that's there, dude, is because sometimes they get Europeans
that.
Time out.
I talked.
Can I finish?
I know what you're going to say.
That's what white people do.
They fucking cut off.
Don't do a race thing.
I'm not doing a race thing.
I know what you're saying.
A lot of voters come here and they don't think they have to tip.
Yeah, they do.
It's 2022.
Everybody from Europe knows you tip over here.
I just ran into fucking people.
If you have enough money to come to the United States on an airplane, you know
that you got
a tip.
And they're like, mate, you know, this tipping thing's crazy, right?
And I go, I know.
But they're like, we don't even know how to deal it, mate.
Fucking bullshit.
Who are these pikeys that you know?
How do they afford to get to the United States?
Don't call my friends pikeys.
Now listen.
Now listen.
Okay.
Everybody knows.
It's just something that you're angry about.
When you came here from the Philippines, you know that Americans tip.
No, thank you.
It's a fact.
It is true.
It is true.
No, it's bullshit.
Yeah.
But by the way, you're right.
Look, I did tip her.
Like the 18 was included.
Yeah, you had to.
Well, no, no.
And then I left a $10 bill on top of it to supplement the percentage that was
missing.
But I was like, don't do that.
That's fucking annoying.
Let me give this person a gift on my own.
I don't need you to like.
And the other argument would be, oh, well, what about people that like go in
and they under
tip or they don't tip at all?
First of all, at a place that there's this nice doesn't happen.
This isn't Chili's.
I used to work at.
This isn't fucking Outback.
I used to work.
This was a high end restaurant.
I used to work at the Brockton Villa.
Okay.
Bring it up.
Right.
It's a fucking restaurant in La Jolla.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I was one of the first original night servers.
They were only a breakfast place.
Right.
I worked at the Brockton Villa.
Well, that's your problem now.
It's beautiful.
Breakfast place that has night service.
It's right on the cove.
Right.
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
Look at the ocean.
Okay.
You were a night server.
So I was and day server.
I did the morning.
Right.
So one morning I was there.
At the front patio, which is like the most.
Section two, dude.
That's the most fucking hardcore sex.
I have a Shore family story about the Brockton Villa.
I don't know if I should talk about it.
Yeah, you should.
But I'm going to get in trouble.
We hung up our Pauly stuff.
I love Pauly.
Also, Pauly's coming on this show in a couple of weeks.
Good.
We're having him on.
That's why I'll save this story for when he's here.
But my point is that I had a table.
I don't want to name the race of the people.
It has nothing to do with anything.
Oh, it doesn't?
Why did you mention it?
Yeah, why would you bring it up there?
Why would you mention it then?
Because it wasn't white people.
That's all I have to say.
It wasn't a white person.
It was a table of 10, right?
And I remember being slammed.
Yeah.
Slammed.
Crushed.
What do you mean?
Crushed.
Slammed.
Overwhelmed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Overwhelmed.
With mostly whites?
No.
It was a mix.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh.
Okay.
What is your attitude right now?
No, why were you mentioning it?
You mentioned the race.
I'm just digging to find out what race they were.
Because you were the one that was so adamant about.
What were they?
At the time, in this specific story, they were Persians.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm just curious.
You brought it up.
And the bill was like $400.
Bro.
Right?
Bro.
How $400?
Right?
How?
Tell me how $400.
Yeah.
And I, they left me a penny.
One cent.
A physical penny?
Yes.
Or written on the bill?
No.
They put a penny in the black thing.
Pretty tight.
Right?
Very funny.
And they said the service was terrible.
Was it?
I was slammed.
I know, but was it?
I don't know.
That's the eye of the beholder.
Eye of the beholder.
That's the restaurant we should have gone to.
Eye of the beholder in Glendale.
So wait a minute.
Yeah.
They left you one physical penny.
Yeah.
And I remember going, that's why I tip so extravagantly.
Because even if the service is terrible, it's just a terrible feeling.
I always tip.
I always tip right.
I just, I never, I never will fuck people over because I worked in a restaurant.
But I'm just saying, I guess that what we're both saying is that the reason
that they do this on bills is because of Persian people.
Yeah.
So Persian people, it's all your fault.
Tipping in cafe, restaurants, cafes in Iran is mostly not done or expected.
See, that's what I'm saying.
So in Iran, they don't.
Yeah.
So what I'm saying is that's why I wish at that time my restaurant had an 18%
fucking thing in the fucking thing.
But you were a bad server.
I was slammed.
And I don't think I was that bad.
I was being funny.
All right.
I'm a Persian guy.
You just put down some food.
All right.
Yeah.
Here you go.
You're slammed, right?
Yeah.
Oh, this food is late and cold.
I push, I push pancake.
It's cold.
I push it too, bud.
I don't know.
Now your fingers are on pancake.
Why would your fingers be pancake?
I was doing a comedy bit.
No, give me a new pancake.
I'll get a new one.
All right.
Will this one take 45 minutes?
Yeah.
Well, watch.
I'll take the two and I'll put it in front of my eyes.
I go, look, I'm googly.
I don't know.
I want to talk to your neighbor.
I don't know what to do.
And you walk away and they're like, we're definitely going to leave that
Chinese guy a penny.
Yeah.
That was you.
That's what you did.
You pancake fakes.
Yeah.
I think my problem is, is that whenever I, and they complain about it all the
time, my thumb was always in the food.
Oh my God.
Your thumbs too?
No, because when I'm carrying it, right?
Show your thumbs to the camera.
Look at those things.
If we can zoom, punch in on that.
Don't punch in my thumbs.
No, please.
I'm just self-conscious of it.
Well, that's why.
My thumbs would be in the fucking plate, right?
And I would, and then they'd be like, yeah, why is your thumbs in my scrambled
eggs?
Yuck.
You know what I mean?
A hundred percent yuck.
Okay.
Well.
I got fucked all the time, by the way.
You want to talk about getting fucked on tips?
I got fucked constantly in college.
I worked at a wing place.
We had, we had 10 cent wings.
How much, how many fucking tips do you think I got?
Oh, nothing.
10 cents.
Terrible.
I want one barbecue and one honey mustard.
Two wings?
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
And I go, sir, we have a minimum of, we have a minimum of a half a dozen, a
minimum of six.
So 60 cents minimum.
And you gotta, and you have to buy a drink, a lemonade, if you don't want a
cocktail.
And they go, I don't w