Name: Juicy Has a Crush On Ryan Garcia! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-08-28T17:00:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Juicy Has a Crush On Ryan Garcia! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Juicy Has a Crush On Ryan Garcia! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-28. Transcript available.

you you know who i kind of had a crush on who and i haven't in a long time you
guys see this wrestler
it was he was at the store recently king ryan i think i don't know who that is
no ryan garcia
was at the store the other night though do you know who that is i think that is
that the boxer
i think that might be the kid ryan garcia is that who you're talking about this
kid yeah he
was at the store oh you like him if there was a planet full of these guys yeah
oh so that guy
he's good looking yeah yeah he's really that's the guy he was at the store the
other night and
fucking jacked yeah really there's not an ounce of fat on that kid it's all i
mean he's not a big
person he's a smaller guy but there isn't an ounce of fat on that fucking kid
it's not it's insane
tight as a top you've never seen his hands how fast this kid is no i don't show
a video this
fucking kid it's insane he's so fast he doesn't have to be funny he doesn't no
can i tell you
something you know he's not funny yeah he's too good at something else you can't
be you can't be
that good at boxing and be very funny and if he's that good looking boxing and
funny we would kill
him we kill him yeah we do it's not gonna work how would you guys kill it with
this guy but shoot
him with a gun the old school way like an american look at this kid imagine he
hits you oh i want to
watch him on youtube you should he's so fast so good his hands are just so
quick oh that's a body shot
baby yeah he was so planet of those guys and you're good what if he has no dicks
no dicks no dick but
eats pussy good yeah and it takes 40 light years
10 10 10 10 10 10 5 there 5 back okay then yeah all right i can pack a bag
bring some toys if you
could go if you really it look if they open it up they already are going to
open up space travel
would you go yeah i would go even if they say there's a planet out there that
has the same
atmosphere as earth right what if it's 50 50 risk of coming back that's fine
but they say we don't know
we don't know if there's humanoids we don't we just know there's vegetation and
because there's
atmosphere and oxygen all that stuff i might do it would you do it juice i
think i would i feel
like people talked about this with the planes right but 50 chance of coming
back if they gave
you if they said half people don't make it well make it there or when they can
make it back don't come
back they can't come back but do you die on the planet or just stay there they're
not going to tell
you what happens you just have 50 don't get back but they don't die that they
don't say that i would
have to ask this question likelihood is high that they're going to die not
enough resources can i ask
how they died unfortunately we're not we're not allowed to tell you really that's
part of our oh
so then i land on the planet and there's this fucking 50 foot fucking black
dude with a big dick
and chasing you and then i get fucked to death so you know about jamal i know
about jamal planet
you're aware about jamal planet yeah yeah it's his planet