Name: "You Have Bad Vibes!" Rudy's Dog on Bobby | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-08-30T19:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"You Have Bad Vibes!" Rudy's Dog on Bobby | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"You Have Bad Vibes!" Rudy's Dog on Bobby | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-30. Transcript available.

birthday happy birthday to jules happy birthday to jules you're back in the
studio happy birthday
birthday birthday hey did you uh welcome back i heard you guys got another dog
i didn't get it
well you're there it's your house yeah it's just like it just shows up like the
cones from my
trees in the back cones yeah like i have pine cones in the trees and they fall
right they just
show up the owl that hangs out in the pine cone tree right he just should be
showing up dog all day
every day without no no invites bro and that's why that's why this dog no
invite nothing all of a
sudden there's kujo in my fucking house right i can't go into certain rooms
right and then these
bitches sorry for my language no it's fine yeah yeah these bitches these
bitches right are like
you don't you know they go don't you know touch it or say hi to it or look
because you know pit bulls
they don't like you history shows but when you put out that kind of shows what
with koreans or him
no because we've um fostered other pit bulls and every one of them growled at
tito bobby well maybe
it's the dog maybe it's the breed of dog and not tito bobby exactly my breed is
pure he is pure
i'm pure breeze pure broad fat pure broad yeah i'm pure bread you're pure broad
that's blood i know
but pure broad did you have to do the accent well because it's pretty good you're
pure i'm pure pure
so the pit bull is wrong no but his energy is wrong no it's not really let me
say something right now
okay i'm sorry my bad all right let me just kind of may i may i do yeah what i'm
saying where was this
pit bull for the last 10 years in the crate in in a in a in a in a cage yeah
right no human contact
where guatemala why guatemala i don't know i feel like that's where they keep
them my instinct said
guatemala yeah my instinct said that too dog we're connected dude so where was
it we're in guatemala
what city guatemala was it um um in noapisco oh noapisco noapisco guatemala
that's got to be the
one of the toughest parts of guatemala i've ever heard of yeah you know what
they do down there what
no you don't seriously they pull your toenails off one by one yeah if you don't
pay your bills
and then in the streets they make you get naked and you sing a crazy song i don't
have monies
i don't have monies and then they clap at you and they spit on you and that's
how that it's crazy
and then they close with chiclet chiclet right it's not i hate that in there i
hate been there
that yeah gum in tijuana that's all they sell is chiclet yeah chiclets you know
i mean there's no
flavor chiclet chiclet chiclet chiclet chiclet chiclet yes anyway bobby and i've
both been to guatemala
we love it toured comedy down there yes there's a bunch of good gigs there's
actually a couple of
good clubs down there so this this dog has been like in prison for 10 years
gets out growls at me
a christian a god-fearing a god-fearing christian with a foundation of glory
right and you're saying
that i'm the wrong one yeah you're yeah because dogs can sense bad vibes so
maybe you have something
in you oh yeah you know what fuck you fuck you yeah yeah he's got good vibes
maybe your dog has bad
vibes like why doesn't he growl at me or at the car because i'll tell you why
because evil knows evil
boom boom right if hannibal lecter right and fucking buffalo bill are together
they're having a great
time they know each other very well there's no well work no one's gonna go go
in the well right
but they do that to the good people that's right right so i'm the good one in
this storybook so you
guys are evil you're the little the triangle the pentagram pentafogram what is
that called pentagram
what pentagram the pentagram pentanagram you're the pentafogram yeah yeah but
you're the pentanagram
of evil yeah you are the axis of evil you anti-khalila and the pup yeah and you
know what yeah
we're done i'm done with the two we're done khalila is nazi germany that's
right you're mussolini in
italy right and the dog is fucking japan yep that's what it feels like the
entire country of japan
yeah not like now not back then right now japan now current japan yeah yeah you're
japan 2022 so
what i'm saying is is that you right know right that i'm pure-blooded and and
my heart is good that's
right and the dog is evil correct okay okay yeah yeah right yeah yeah what's
the dog's name um it's
bucky yeah i kind of i kind of like it why just bucky's a nice name for a dog
it's a good name
yeah i guess so come here bucky yeah bucked out
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