Name: Where Does Andrew Want To Die? | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-09-02T17:00:32.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Where Does Andrew Want To Die? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

about dying on stage you know i thought about that when i saw what's her name
fall and hit her
fucking head really hard on that video oh yeah what was what was her name why
can't i think of
that girl's name huh heather mcdonald yeah heather mcdonald she did yeah she
smoked her head she
passed out from covid oh yeah i remember that i remember oh still hugley the
same thing yeah
hugley did i guess when that was happening i had a little moment of yeah i'm
okay dying on stage as
long as it's like a good stage oh yeah i don't open mic yeah yeah monday open
mic at the store
with you hosting with three minutes there's no way no way i just want to die if
you died on a cool
stage i'd be fine you're like drag me to the main room yeah yeah yeah yeah i
mean you're in the belly
room and you're like push me down the stairs just all the way down at least die
in the hallway where
would you want to die at the store main room on the stage of the main room yeah
i'd want to die in the
green room right before i go on why to haunt it oh yeah with gus that place is
already haunted yeah
so it's like why not be another ghost yeah did has gus ever closed the door on
you i've seen his face
but not his he's never do you know about this the ghost in the main room i've
heard about ghosts but
i haven't heard of gus what yeah but i main room green room specifically yeah
that that to me because i
spent a lot of time there with kiltoni and stuff and i feel the most presence
because i used to get there
first before anybody and just play my trumpet in there and i could like feel
people like listening
do you know the old okay so you know in the main room green room you know the
double doors for the
bathroom you know it's like it's like swing doors i'm not kidding ron funches
had left yeah ron
funches had left and i was sitting there on my phone and nobody could have been
nobody was in there
it's not like he had been in the bathroom we were sitting on the couch together
and i'm not kidding yeah like so he already left ron did is and i was in there
alone and i was like
the belly room is dark no this is the main room okay my bad oh you're talking
about i know what
you're doing nothing uh-huh i'm just investigating uh-huh i'm just
investigating journalism
but i heard those swinging doors swing and it gave me the biggest creeps and i
went up there and i
looked in there i just gave me the creeps yeah i've been in there multiple
times and felt weird
fucking shit in there pete gray what you don't know the story of pete gray no
oh my god do you know
pete gray i know the tall whites no yeah see a part of them so pete gray used
to be a
doorman there and a phone he did the phones with me back in the day and he
performed in the belly room
one night that's him that's peter gray that's jim carrey yeah yeah that peter
gray
doesn't matter yeah i think that's him i think that's him i want to hear it
yeah and anyway um
he he does a set in the belly room and he's walking down from the belly room to
the green room now i'm
sitting in the green room right and i look away and i look at pete and he's his
spine broke what yeah
and he slammed his head on that ceiling on what ceiling in the hallway oh right
like he had hit
it yeah and he said i was levitated up and i hit my thing yeah he had to get
surgery and
and then he got addicted to drugs from the surgeries and he never did comedy
again shut the up
peter gray pete gray whoa let's get him on the show i don't know where he is i
haven't seen him
since then he doesn't want to be anywhere near the comedy store i don't know
and then i think
he sued the store wow and i think he got he got some money how much i don't
know let's guess
comedy store yeah three dollars i mean because back then it was back when the
comedy store was
on the verge of closing it was so close yeah it was so close to closing because
there's no customers
that um but i remember he got i didn't see it but he did left because you know
how high that
fucking hallway is yeah and he's not that much taller than i am and he broke
his spine whoa
tell me some other freaky shit that you saw when you go play the in the trumpet
in the main room by
yourself i don't see have you heard the piano i've heard that from multiple
people they can hear the
piano yeah i've heard from other people the piano i always feel good though i
feel like i feel like
there's a presence there but it always feels good to me like it feels like
happy spirits they're like
happy spirits yeah that's because what you alluded what you exude is happy
spirits maybe you get good
ghosts no you get bad ghosts hey this ghost breaks fine now have you have you
ever been in mitzi's
office i used to take people in there all the time when i had a friend in from
out of town used to be
able to jerry rig the door and go in there and just because i was so i loved
how creepy it was if
you've never been up there have you no they locked it years ago you used to be
able to get in there and
you could see all the shit in her desk was still there they left everything in
that office i don't
i mean i don't know what it looks like now but yeah so you've been in there i
used to go all the
time i've never been in there i used to break in you used to break in 100
because i i would get drunk
i would and guess if i had like friends in town i would always take them up
there and then tell them
creepy stories and they would get so lit up because she used to clean that room
every year yeah with a
exorcist yeah they would well they would yeah what's that called uh like a
medium it's like a
cleansing no they do like a whole clean it's like a whole ceremony a ritual
yeah yeah to get the spirits
out her office was also maybe i'm wrong but her office was also where the mob
office was where
the back thing was to get the bodies out and all that stuff right right right
because you know it's
an old mob yeah yeah that's fucking and then also that's why when i saw this i've
talked about the
seance i saw yeah yeah the seance i think we should get i think we should get a
psychic to come on the show
would you get would you be cool with that i'd love it have you ever done a
psychic before yeah
so