Name: Why Andrew Loves Idris Elba | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-09-03T17:00:20.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Andrew Loves Idris Elba | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-03. Transcript available.

- Isn't that, isn't that Captain America's buddy?
- Yes, Winter Soldier.
- Winter Soldier, Bucky, right?
Yeah, I like that, I like that character.
- Wait, the Winter Soldier?
- Yeah. - His name Bucky?
- No, his friend.
- Oh, his buddy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I know Winter Soldier, I know Sebastian Stan.
- Was there a summer soldier?
- No.
- I mean, they should have both soldiers, right?
They should do both.
The next Captain America should be Summer Soldier.
- You know Spring Soldier's gay.
- Yeah.
- Hey! - Hey!
- You know what time of the year it is.
- My shield is so shiny.
-
- Spring Soldier!
- Yeah. - Such bright colors, beautiful.
- Yeah. - Winter Soldier, though.
- Yeah. - What does Summer Soldier look like?
- Summer Soldier is, they're wearing what they do in that--
- Well, it's gotta be like a bro.
Summer Soldier's gotta be like--
- There's no armor, it's just all in white.
You know what I mean?
It's like that one movie that--
- This is before Labor Day.
- What's that one movie with the cult
and the guy that did Hereditary?
- Midsommar. - Midsommar.
- Oh. - Yeah, that's a Summer Soldier, right?
- Yeah, I do. - Yeah, yeah.
- Who's the Fall Soldier?
- The Fall Soldier.
- It's leaves, it's dark, it's ominous, rainy.
- It's ominous. - Usually cold, Halloween-y.
- Yeah.
Idris Elba.
- Why?
- I don't know.
And I think you're trying to corner me
to just do something racist. - I am.
- But I just, it just came from--
- I'm cornering you.
- Like Guatemala, like--
- Check it out, I'm cornering you right now.
- Like Guatemala.
- It's getting smaller.
- I don't, but did you--
- What about the Fall is so dark?
By the way, Idris Elba, flawed.
Could do any fucking thing.
- Could do whatever he wants.
- So he could be the Fall Soldier.
- He's the Fall Soldier.
- Because you know what?
Idris Elba does make me think about cuddling up
and feeling warm.
I agree with you.
Look up Idris Elba in a turtleneck.
Watch this. - Yeah.
- Watch this.
- Fucking boom.
Tell me that's not the Fall Soldier.
- That's the Fall Soldier for sure.
And that's why I said it.
- That's the Fall Soldier.
- Right.
But I feel like--
- And you questioned me when I said cuddling up
and keeping warm and that's exactly what I thought about.
- But when you said that though,
I just imagined like if he's spooning me
and it gets too hot and I wanna scoot away,
I feel like he won't.
- He's too strong.
- He's like, no.
- Look at his arms.
- No mate.
- This guy-- - No mate.
- No mate, can't scoot it out, you know what I mean?
I'm sweating.
- Closer then.
- Fall Soldier, I'm sweating.
- Closer then.
- Look at how fucking hot this guy is.
- That guy is so fucking hot dude.
- Do you find him hot?
- Really hot.
- Oh God.
- But have you ever made, let's get to the facts.
- Why?
- Let's get to the facts.
- Get to the facts.
- I'm a factual guy.
- This show is about facts.
- It's about facts dude.
Not a black guy in there.
- Because I'm still trying to find them.
- What do you mean?
- You've never seen them before?
- They're everywhere.
- They're everywhere dude.
- But they don't like me.
- Interesting.
- It's what you give out.
- Yeah, it's your vibe.
- But I thought black men like Asians.
- They do, but not your kind.
- Not your kind.
- Yeah, your kind is bad.
You're bad, yuck, gross, blech, you're bad Asian.
- Although, Tiger Woods' mom was that type.
- Yeah, that's true.
- Is that true?
- Yeah, I guess that's true.
- I'm just trying to get to the facts here.
- There she is.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Coltilda Woods.
Look at her there.
- That looks like a part of your family.
- Coltilda Woods, her name was Coltilda?
- Yeah.
- That's kind of a cool name.
- Yeah, so black dudes do like that type of Asian.
- I guess they do.
- Yeah, they do.
Yeah.
- I've never seen a black guy with a porcelain-skinned Korean girl.
- No.
- Yeah.
- No?
- No.
- I haven't, actually.
- I think what would happen is if they made love to him,
they would just implode, maybe, you think?
Because they're so bony, right?
- Whoa.
- What, Korean girls?
- No, no.
Is that Rudy?
- Yeah.
Rudy, that's you.
- Rudy, that's you for sure in a couple years.
- 30 years from now.
- Yeah, that's Rudy.
- That's you for sure.
- My god.
- That's you, Rudy.
- My god, dude, that is you.
- That's you.
- Look at that.
Well, then maybe we should get you to date a black guy.
Are you still with your guy?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, he's out of town, though.
- Oh, so you're free.
Wow.
Who do we know that she could date?
- Well, she's in a committed relationship now.
- I know, but if a good black guy comes along,
we'll have to sneak out of it.
- Oh, right.
Well, we know some.
- She said that, not me.
- You know what I would like?
Willie.
- Willie Hunter?
- Willie Hunter.
- Oh, okay.
- He's nice.
- Yeah, he's nice.
- Yeah, Willie Hunter.
- Yeah.
- Here you go, smart.
- What do you think of this one?
Cool dude, works a lot.
- If you're on a date--
- Look at this one.
Look at him.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- All right.
- But if you're on a date with a black guy--
- Careful.
- Do you have to, like, know--
- Tread softly?
- Like, um, like, they're like--
- Keep going.
- Go ahead.
- If you're on a date with a black guy,
do you have to what?
- Like, no, they're like, um--
- Commit to it.
- Like, they're--
- What is this yo-yo, you know what I mean,
house party thing you're doing?
- That's what I think.
- What are you, kid and play?
What the fuck are you doing here?
- Have you ever had any black friends?
- No.
- That's the problem.
- Well, can we start there?
- We gotta start there.
- Let's start there.
- Let's get you a black friend.
We gotta get you a black friend.
You understand that, obviously,
not every black person is going to--
What is this thing you think they're gonna do?
- Like, they're just gonna say some slang words--
- Why do you keep doing this with your hands?
- Yeah, yeah.
- I don't know.
- Yeah.
- And then I won't understand it.
And they'll think I'm not cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What wouldn't you understand?
They're speaking your language.
You're both speaking English.
- Because of that.
- Oh, the hand stuff?
- Yeah.
- In the language, you're not like,
"Hey, yo, sheshaban kongoni."
And then you're like,
"Yo, babe, sheshaban kongoni."
Black side, lip side.
You know what I mean?
And you're like, "What?"
- Yeah.
- And they're like, "You know?"
You know what the fuck you got--
- You know what sheshaban kongoni means.
- No.
- No, no?
- Yeah.
- You're not gonna laugh.
- Is that what you think is gonna happen?
And then there's some hand gesture
that you're gonna have to like read,
like their sign language.
They're not, they're just expressive.
- Okay.
- And not all of them.
They're all very different.
- They're all different.
- Just like all Filipinos are different.
- Yeah.
- All Koreans are different.
Well, that's not true.
All Koreans are kind of the same.
- It's funny you say that.
- The more Koreans I meet,
the more I go, "These guys are all identical."
- Last night, I shot with my dumbfounded.
I'm doing this movie and he goes,
"Let's go to Cafe Blue,"
which is like a Korean bar.
So I went there with him
and it looked like I was in the House of Mirrors.
- I swear to God,
I looked at House of Mirrors at a fucking,
you know what I mean, fairground.
- Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
- Like it was like,
"Oh, there's fat version of me,
little version of me.
There's me wiggly with me."
I saw wiggly me last night.
- You did?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Dude, that movie is stacked.
You sent me a picture.
It was like 10 people I know in that fucking movie.
- You should be in it.
- It's amazing.
- You should have been in it.
- And it's, it's your buddy who sober wrote it?
- Yeah.
- What's it about?
- Did you tell me? - Sobriety.
- So it's about sobriety.
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm not sober, so that's not, I get it.
- No, dude, everyone's smoking weed.
What are you talking about on set?
- Oh, really?
- I mean, they're high.
- But is Steve-O in it?
- No.
- I thought you said Steve-O.
- Johnny Knoxville.
- Oh, Knoxville's in it.
- Yeah, Johnny's the lead.
- Okay, so Johnny Knoxville, you,
my boy Gata from Dave.
- Dude, by the way, I have to apologize to him.
- Why, what happened?
- I'll do it later.
- No, do it right now.
- I'll do it later.
- I'll do it later.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Bye.