Name: Rudy's Curious Cookie Recipe | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Curious Cookie Recipe | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-05. Transcript available.

sweet dreams are made of these yeah whoever might disagree I'll give you a
thousand dollars travel the world I'll give you a thousand dollars tell me who
wrote that no seven seas everybody come on looking maybe they do say doing a
Filipino accent maybe she'll know it looking but I'm being one of them wants
by the way Pete's still Bob in his head he likes he likes our both versions
international and he's gonna be a thousand dollars if you can guess who
yeah a thousand dollars there's another but so let's do another song there's a
bunch of different versions of that song by the way you could have named
anybody
that did that song that song's been sung by multiple different bands covered I
should say what's another ah it's a band don't don't type it in don't tell what
you're typing it in for he almost yeah yeah well I'm gonna try to figure out
another song that they say well it's not she's never gonna know yeah I think so
if she knows a song that like here we go there's another one you know that song
though don't yeah love is a stranger in the fucking world I don't know that in
the
back and we do an album I'm sure can we do a bad friend what can we know I didn't
know the lyrics doesn't matter why is it an Asian accent for you to understand
it it's for you it's for you what are you talking about I'm catering it for you
sorry
yeah yeah sorry Tito Bobby's doing you a favor right you're awfully selfish but
you
bring in a new dog yeah you don't like when he's helping you get we we're
trying to get
you black dates yeah we're doing everything for you on this show when is the
dog gonna leave
when is the dog what is the dog gonna leave by the way the dog is a metaphor
for you what are you
gonna leave what are you gonna leave uh um the dog is gonna leave at the end of
the month uh what
about you I don't know yet yeah okay that's it yeah that's she's never gonna
move out you know
she's living there for the rest of time yeah um I'm not giving you guys
pressure to leave well her
specifically for sure yeah I'm saying you to leave you need to leave why yeah
because we've had enough
we've had enough we never see each other in the house it doesn't matter it
doesn't matter he smells
you yeah and can I just say this too just off the record right um in the
Philippines when you cook a
cookie do you cook it to the point where it's just black charcoal um sometimes
because we like it
no be honest what the fuck is going on with your cookies I don't know I follow
the instructions
it said 15 minutes and then after 15 minutes it was burned right so then I told
you to fucking do
another batch yeah and it wasn't burnt it was burnt no all right it was burnt
so what about this
right why don't you set it for 15 and then at eight minutes check up on it
check it out just to see
okay all right my favorite thing is Bobby went off the record we're filming on
eight cameras
off the record off the record by the way
burning cookies is almost impossible everybody looks good because everyone's
because you want
it fast yeah yeah so you look at three minutes you look at five you look at
eight and then you know
it's about right it was still good no way it wasn't but nobody wants burnt
cookies but I tasted it
no you could eat the top part I ate the burnt part it's still good no yeah
nobody wants burnt cookies
yeah there's like a scale there was a scale that somebody put up a burnt cookie
scale you know what I
mean like one it was like a one to ten thing somebody put up on Twitter and and
the amount of people
that liked it closer to burnt made me sick like people like dude people like
burnt cookies Bob
they do people are crazy I like burnt rice different story yeah totally crispy
burnt rice
is my favorite I don't know where I don't know who put it up maybe it was like
a rex chapman tweet or
whatever but if you just regular google just regular google burnt cookie scale
but dude so many people
wanted it closer to burnt and I was like no I want it soft I I'll always take a
soft cookie
I don't need a super crispy ever yeah boo burnt cookie there you go there we go
okay we'll use this
as an example so 10 is where just based based on this 10 is where her cookie
level is I imagine
right right all right so that's 10 okay what's perfect for you out of that
scale out of one to ten
Rudy tell me what's perfect for cookie eight insane insane off your fucking
head lady yeah yeah
eight is burnt it's bummed out five five five is perfect five is perfect if it
had a five and a
half five and a half would be the number yeah five right between five and six
eight eight look at
what not look what his brother nine looks like yeah look at his next door
neighbor look at nine if
there was like a if there was house fires spreading through people's homes and
your house was eight
and your neighbor's nine you're you know what nine and ten look like together
uh-oh what i just waiting
for whatever you're gonna say gate is not sex i was right you're right by the
way if you turn it
sideways yeah the left one is long is hanging lower than the right one yeah
you