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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew's "Elvis" Review | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-19. Transcript available.

I buy every single brand on Amazon, sunflower seeds.
Right?
Every Taco Bell flavor, spicy hamburger flavor, right?
Flamin' bacon, right?
Flamin' bacon's so good.
So fucking good.
Flamin' bacon.
So good.
Cheddar dill, right?
I get them all, right?
But I have high blood pressure, so I'm on blood medication.
High blood pressure medication.
And I eat so much, I can't feel, my neck is so stiff.
But I can't stop.
You can't?
And I think I'm going to have a stroke.
So I'll keep eating.
I got to get flaming.
Flamin' bacon.
Let's see what that flavor, right?
Okay.
And then I have jars of seed shells.
Just jars of it on my fucking nightstand.
Uh-oh.
Numbness in your neck, it's usually caused by an issue with a spinal cord or
other nerves.
You're having a spinal cord issue.
I know, I know.
You're having nerve damage.
I'm having nerve damage from it.
Okay, so if you die from eating sunflower seeds, can we make your tombstone a
sunflower seed bag?
How about one large sunflower seed?
That's cute.
That's cute.
What flavor?
Asian style.
There is no Asian style flavor.
Look up.
Yes, there is.
Asian style.
We should create-
You should make it.
No, we should create our own flavors of sunflower seeds.
Bad friend sunflower seeds?
Yeah, dude.
I'm being real.
I'm so down.
I would love it.
Because there's certain flavors they don't have.
They always fuck with hamburgers.
I like that one, Tacos Fagos.
That's a good one.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, Tacos Fagos is good.
Yeah, yeah.
But like Mongolian beef.
Imagine Mongolian beef.
How about General Chow's chicken?
Is it Chow or Sao?
Jennifer Sao.
Whatever.
Jennifer Sao?
Yeah, Jennifer Sao's chicken.
What about like chocolate?
What?
Like chocolate.
You know what?
Sweet is going to be tough with that.
No, but with sweet and salty though, caramel.
Caramel seed?
Caramel is better than chocolate when it comes to the sweet and salty stuff.
Yeah.
So caramel.
How about caramel?
Can we go caramel?
We can go.
Yeah, I'll budge on that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at all those flavors right now.
The sunflower seeds, ultimate variety pack.
I think we need to get that for the studio for Bob.
Yeah, yeah.
Can we do that?
Let me see.
But Big's is not my favorite.
Big's is not the best.
It's not the best.
I mean, David is clutch, but.
Yeah, no, David's not even the clutch it wants.
No, no, no, but I'm saying it's old school.
It's reliable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you guys see this?
Look at my face.
What?
Oh, did you have a stroke?
No.
Did you see the movie?
Good, Bad, and the Ugly?
No, no, no.
It's new.
I only know this because I listened to your.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what is it?
Elvis.
Yeah.
Did you see it?
Do it again.
No, that just looks like he had a stroke.
Yeah, it looks like he had a stroke.
Oh, oh.
Elvis.
Elvis is this.
This is Liv.
Did you see it?
No.
I won't.
Why?
I don't support Baz Luhrmann or whatever the fuck.
What?
Is it Baz Luhrmann?
Baz Luhrmann.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm kidding.
I have no reason.
I just don't.
I don't.
I don't.
No, I'm kidding.
I just don't give a fuck about that.
It was good.
I'll say.
I didn't care to see it.
Yeah, but is it about his life when he gets fat and dies?
Yeah.
It's the whole thing.
The whole thing.
But did they show the drugs?
Did they show the fucking drugs?
Oh, they show it all.
They show it all, baby.
I want to see the gross part is all that.
Why can't we just have the time period when he dies?
Also, this guy, I've heard he was good in the movie.
He was so good.
I don't like the way he looks.
He was really good, dude.
He looks strange.
He also doesn't look like Elvis.
In the movie, dude, there were times where I'm like, uh-huh.
No, they're stretching so fucking hard.
It's fine because you're not going to find someone that looks exactly like him.
Yeah, look at that.
No, that looks like Elvis with plastic surgery.
It does.
It does.
It looks like fucking L.A. Elvis.
It's fucking Elvis after he lost an important role and he was like, I'm going
to get him back.
Yeah.
But I thought his performance was good.
I heard he did great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm never going to see it.
Wow.
I love how stubborn you are.
Fuck Elvis.
I don't like him.
He fucking stinks.
I thought his shit stunk.
Fuck Elvis.
He stole music from black people.
Fuck him.
Whoa, dude.
I don't like him.
I don't like that people love him, too.
Yeah.
He's a stinker pinker.
Name the song that you love to listen to by Elvis.
We're suspicious, man.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Wise man sings.
Only three fools rush it.
I love that.
Okay.
Ain't nothing but a hound dog.
Trash.
Whoa.
Whoa, dude.
Crying all the time.
Shut up.
Trash.
Fuck Elvis.
Fuck, all right, fuck it.
Fuck Elvis.
Wait, so you prefer the Beatles better?
Are the Beatles better than Elvis?
Yeah.
It's not even a fucking conversation.
All right.
Of course they are.
The Beatles.
The Beatles.
I just said the Beatles.
Yes.
Oh, they're way better.
It's not even in the same context.
It's like the Beatles.
You know what the Beatles are to Elvis?
You to a person who's thinking about starting comedy.
No, that's so crazy.
Yes, it is.
Wow.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
The gap between Elvis and the Beatles is not even fucking close.
Wow.
How many number one hits did the fucking Beatles have?
How many number one hits did fucking Elvis have?
Yeah.
All right.
How many number one songs did the Beatles fucking have?
He's the king of rock and roll.
He was the first guy.
He was the king.
He was the king because he owned slaves.
What?
What?
That's why they called him that?
That wasn't in the movie.
He owned slaves.
I didn't see that in the movie.
We didn't see that part of the movie.
Graceland?
Yeah, yeah.
Graceland is all.
It was a slave house.
Graceland, not raceland.
No, it was raceland.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What?
The Beatles had 20 number one hits.
Elvis had 18.
18.
There it is.
20 to 18.
Two.
That's close.
No, it's not even close.
That's two away.
There was no one else making music around Elvis' time.
Yeah, but it's so funny because I can only name like maybe eight Elvis songs.
You just did.
You named all four.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I can name probably 80 Beatles songs.
Yeah.
We could go through all the Beatles albums right now and name off almost every
song.
Probably.
You can't name shit from Elvis.
Yeah, probably.
That's interesting.
I'm sorry.
Jailhouse rock.
What about the Stones?
What's better, the Stones or the Beatles?
I'm still going to side with the Beatles.
I think so too, but I like the Stones.
I love the Stones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Still going to go with the Beatles.
What about you?
Beatles.
Yeah, Beatles again.
So what your guys are saying to me is do you think, and let's say it here at
Bad Friends.
The Beatles are the greatest rock band ever, period.
I've always said that.
Period.
I've always said that.
People argue.
No, the Stones.
Nope.
No way.
No.
The Beatles, here's what proved it to me.
What the Beatles did categorically, like the levels of fucking what they went
through musically,
like just super different sounds.
The change.
Yeah.
It's nuts.
They went with the, yeah, they were relevant through their time.
Did the Stones do that?
I don't know.
A little bit they did.
A little.
They did Ruby Tuesday, and then they got a little bit like Jumping Jack Flash.
You know what I mean?
But I just, the Beatles went through such, like, it's just like tidal waves of
different kinds
of music during different times.
The Beatles are king.
And the Beatles have, like, albums that are, like, notoriously, like, good from
beginning
to end.
Like, like, Abbey Road, right?
Yeah.
I think Exile Main Street, which is a Stones album, is pretty good from
beginning to end,
but I can't say that about the rest of the other albums.
I just think they just, the amount of bangers that those kids made is just
stupid.
Yeah.
And to think, you know what's crazy?
I'm sad they're not making any more albums.
They're all alive and kicking around.
It's like, why don't they make another album?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
What are they doing?
They're just hanging out?
How did Pete Best live with himself?
How?
I would have, I would have take a fucking shotgun muzzle into my mouth and
pulled the trigger.
I mean, that's the worst decision ever made of anything.
Ever.
Those guys that ran Chernobyl, not even close to, not even close to what Pete
Best did.
Pete Best fucked up.
Can you imagine?
I want to let people know who Pete Best is.
Do you know who that is?
I've just figured it out in context.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let me guess.
Can I guess?
Go guess.
Guess.
He had a chance to play with the Beatles.
He was in the Beatles.
He was the drummer.
He was the Beatles drummer and he turned to the rest of the guys and went, I
want to go
back to art school.
He literally was like, it's not working out.
And then they went, oh, we got to find something.
They found Ringo.
Right?
It's not working out.
It's not working out.
It's not working out.
Then two years.
Oh, he could have waited.
Two fucking years.
They're the biggest thing on planet Earth and he's in art school with a fucking
shotgun
muzzle to his mouth.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would have killed myself.
Do you know what's insane though?
When you think about it, when you look at him, it looks like he doesn't fit.
That's what's even more creepy.
Yeah.
He doesn't look like he fits.
When you look at the Fudo.
Fudo.
When you look at the Fudo.
What's the Fudo?
That's the Japanese version.
When do you look at the Fudo?
He just looks like he doesn't belong.
He doesn't belong.
For some reason.
He looks like Johnny Cash.
He does look like Johnny Cash.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
It's like he doesn't belong.
That's 99 cent store Johnny Cash.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, what are we doing here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, he's thinking about fucking art school.
That's his problem.
That's what he's thinking about right now.
I can't wait to get out of this thing.
When you said a shotgun muzzle in the mouth, by the way, you can't pull your
trigger so far
away to use your toe.
How do you get down there?
What do you mean?
Well, the muzzle's up here.
Your hands are holding it.
Right.
So the muzzle's in my mouth.
Right.
And the trigger's way down there.
You got to put your toe down.
You would.
I don't think you can reach.
Well, I'd create an apparatus.
Oh.
So what I would do is.
A little Rube Goldberg?
Like a pancake thing pops up.
A light falls.
You know those things?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It would be a little ball.
It would go through a Lego set.
Dude, by the way, the funniest suicide video on earth.
If you Rube Goldberg your own suicide.
Yeah.
You'd have to just sit there with your truck on your mouth.
And if one domino fell the wrong way, you're like, fuck, fuck.
Yeah, yeah.
He's been trying to kill himself, my brother, for like a year.
He just can't get that Rube Goldberg to figure itself out.
Yeah.
Goes down the xylophone.
Yeah.