Name: Juicy The Traitor! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-09-23T17:00:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Juicy The Traitor! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Juicy The Traitor! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-23. Transcript available.

welcome back juice good back i liked me time did you really i thought it was
great i watched
she says that as she's wearing the scissors brothers t-shirt exactly yeah i
couldn't even
one of the worst podcasts online right now yeah it's a cool shirt they gave it
to me for free
dude we give you so much more than they give you i just put another shirt next
to you we give you
life we've lifted your career you're coming to slc with me we give you merch
and then you wear
their by the way that heather gray standard issue that they got trash yeah
cheapest thing you can
buy i thought you guys liked those guys well he's my brother yeah he's your
brother what jeremiah is
your brother no the other one is my brother the chinese guy he's korean yeah he's
my brother is
he really korean yeah he's my only brother and i love him he's blood brother he's
blood brother to
me wait a minute the tiny little the little gook this one the tiny little guy
he's your little
brother he's my little brother son of a gun yeah yeah so say something nice
whoa can i say i'm
i'm being genuine when i ask yeah yeah look at me huh he's not chinese he's not
nothing
he looks chinese i know but he's absolutely not chinese you 100 look korean oh
thank you
absolutely looks chinese yeah but he's not i don't bring him a picture of stevie
weeby because i feel
like he looks chinese yeah there he is that kid is chinese on the right yeah
that's me there's no
doubt in my mind yeah we need a test yeah yeah look at that if you saw him on
the street go who's
that little chinese kid yeah i love him so much we love stevie over here like
he looks like a chinese
guys that sells pineapples in the black market right 100 yeah yeah can i tell
you that a few episodes
i wore a scissor brothers shirt a different color one and we didn't notice we
didn't know i don't know if
i don't know if you noticed but i didn't know if you noticed but i didn't know
we would have said
something you noticed today yeah yeah we would have said something it's fine we're
lucky to have you
wait so can i have this shirt then yeah dude yeah that's what we gave it to you
dude yeah that's
actually is this new no we get we no i will say the material is much better
than yeah we're higher
class it has like a weight to it yeah yeah yeah no that is go go change into
that right now yeah go
change into that all right please don't you think yeah yeah me time
congratulations on that
congratulations i i it's number one on netflix it's number one on netflix and
also i would drive
around town yeah in every corner there's a me time fucking thing yeah and i say
to myself my one of my
best friends is in that movie and it's really not one i am your best friend
think about you're close
think about it i have a couple theo no not as close no yeah yeah he's not but
he's close
and kalilah's not anymore she is still nope we watch we watch movies together
last night
i'd watch a movie with you last night that's true uh speaking of which i went
over and did trash
tuesday they said you killed it i had so much fun dude honestly they said you
killed it so much fun
and and i do want to approach this with you and i want to make sure that you're
not uncomfortable
about it uh-oh was there a little sexual tension in the room there was and you
know who was
between who kalilah and carlos what the hell i guess i that i felt not bro
bro bro i have felt that for years and i have to say this too right i think
that you're the reason
why we're not together anymore i really do and let me say something to you
again all right go for it
because if you want to start a war with me i will go to war with you and let me
say something right
now dude i have more minions i have more people behind me and i will fucking
bury you you bald-headed
fuck bobby there's been no sexual attraction between you there i see you in the
videos dude oh i know you
ham up you ham it up bro just at work i'm trying to do a good job i know but i've
seen you on stage you
don't ham it up back no back in the day no listen he could do it i'm not shotting
i'm not shotting
right now dude right back in the day dude you could have hammed it up because i
see you ham it
up with kalilah right it's not just kalilah it's everyone it's fancy is it
because no is it because
you know you have a bigger dick than me um i mean i do know that but how do you
know that for a fact
because i've seen your dick that's true yeah yeah that's true facts no what i
was i didn't mean for
this to get out of hand yeah i'm sorry carlos i apologize too he had sex with
her on the show
did you fuck her no i didn't have did you lay on top of her with your clothes
on yes so you laid on
top of my ex-girlfriend with clothes on and they fucked on camera paulie laid
on top of juicy three
weeks not like that not like that not like that oh you saw it okay you know
what i get to do you
know what i get to do you know what i get to do my ex-wife's already i get to
lay on your
mom coral yeah you got to bring her on the show bring her on the show let have
her lay down and
i'm gonna grind on her for a minute my dad will be so mad that's fine and i
will not wait a minute
your dad what he'll be mad at me for letting it happen he's gotta oh he's gonna
be there he's gotta
be here and he's gonna be jerking off in the corner that's so like cuckish it's
only fair it's
only it's only it's only fair thank you thank you yeah you're the best juice
your dad's got to come
and pull a louie to watch bobby yeah and he's got a fan is your mom still alive
oh yes fantastic
i don't want to hurt that that'd be weird no that'd be so strange yeah um yeah
no it was
it was all in good fun in fact to be honest carlos he didn't want to do it kalilah
was saying
that horny horny filipino girl she said let me show you guys how this sexual
position is enacted
because esther has no idea i don't know if esther ever lived i don't think esther
i feel like she
just appeared because she hasn't she almost has no she almost knows almost
nothing she doesn't know
anything about anything i don't even know how she exists really her husband david
yeah he keeps her
alive yeah he's the best and i told her how bad i can't wait till she gets fat
i cannot wait to see
esther fat she's gonna lose it all at some point yeah just become a little blimp
remember violet from
willie wonka oh yeah and she's blueberry yeah yeah violet violet and i wanted
to roll around the comedy
store like that yeah just want to roll her around like if you asked esther like
just tell me anything
about the vietnam war he should have no idea no chance yeah there's literally
no chance