Name: Bobby Ranks Asian Gangs! | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-09-25T18:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Ranks Asian Gangs! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Ranks Asian Gangs! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-25. Transcript available.

of natives their last name is clans probably not the word for tribe there it is
there we go
called drink water yeah well they could be clans no i think that's pretty
reserved for
one group of people scattish people vikings clans yeah what's scattish yes are
you
scottish scottish scottish people scat it yeah but they're all they all have scottish
accents
what is a clan read me the fucking definition of a clan a clan is a group of
people
united by an actual wait no that's too a group of close-knit and interrelated
families especially
especially with families of the scottish highlands so i said scottish right did
i say not say scottish
yeah but you know what i meant yeah yeah yeah but still though i just you don't
so it's clans or
white clans or whites yeah yeah yeah supremacist tribes are usually tribe would
usually be native
indigenous people indigenous people yeah even even even more woke yeah there
you go what's a group
what's a group of asians um what yeah dim sums no yeah yeah ponzus
no no no look at all the ponzus over there that sounds right the ponzu a noodle
of asians
no because a noodle is one thing noodles is noodle is singular like a ramen of
a ramen of asians
a ramen yeah i could see the ponzu group there's got to be a ponzu gang there's
no doubt
ponzu like yeah noodle gang doesn't sound scary nope it sounds awesome yeah
yeah i want to hang
out with wasabi who will bite you wasabi got a little sting what do you like
that is it scary
yo we're yo we're the wasabi's no see go to ponzu we're the ponzu sounds so
cool much more scary
ponzu gang sounds fucking scary yeah they'll fuck you up yeah the ponzu gang
how about uh the sneaky
chopstick that's one of the guys names oh sneaky chopstick yeah he's in the
group yeah okay is there a ponzu
gang dude yeah i can't really find anything there's an list of asian gangs
maybe google that list of asian
gangs he's giving you attitude ever since you boned his ex-girlfriend yeah yeah
whoa dude chung ching ye
that's pretty on the point fullerton boys out in fucking fullerton california
that's cool dude
the kangpi korean snakehead gung pe snakehead gung bay tong chinese bing kong
tong
whoa that's racist it i'm reading oh that's all right my bad
the waki is tight waki chinese and malaysian the waki and of course we know the
yakuza bamboo union
oh that's real that's real no bamboo union it sounds like a breakdancing crew
yeah the fullerton boys
why is the yakuza so strong like we all know their name you know the yakuza
they're so big they're so
big i think it's because of the style yeah because they're really cool suits
tattoos to the wrists
missing finger they all have one missing finger yeah oh really yeah yeah like
this one why the ring
finger i think it's either it's to dedicate yourself to the like you're married
to the game i think so
yeah that's kind of tight these are the fullerton boys oh let me see the fullerton
boys don't look
asian yeah they look mexican
you guys sound so disappointed yeah so disappointed well we just well those are
asian boys
that's just a poster in bobby's room yeah that's one class at ucla
wait show me the yakuza let me see images of the yakuza because you know they're
yeah yeah see that
that guy's 90 i thought he was wearing a shirt dude look at that guy wait i
feel like i know this guy
i'm serious you saw him at open mic night or something no he's uh oh but okay
zoom in on that
photo dude can you zoom in yeah the guy to the far left he doesn't belong why
look at the guy to the
far left yep what's wrong with him he's not asian oh he could be half asian no
zoom in i thought you
meant his tattoo is different no look at his face dude look at his face bro
that's why they're all
looking at him like who the fuck is that guy but does he look asian to you yes
no he's not there's
no way no he's like italian maybe he's just badass dude we better be careful
these guys are gonna
fucking kill us look i've never look at the girl she would fucking kill she
would fuck you up that's
not your mom but it looks a little bit like your mom a little like my mom yeah
yeah she's got like
she got like chinese stars in there and everything yeah you got to be careful
dude these guys are gonna
kill us you know that they're gonna come fuck with us hey we're pro yakuza we
love you guys love it
fullerton boys we love you guys uh the bamboo crew love you boys