Name: Bobby: The Asian Karen | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-10-01T17:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby: The Asian Karen | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby: The Asian Karen | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-01. Transcript available.

when you were a kid and you saw the red hair were you bummed sad yeah i'm bummed
for you yeah me too
it's just a weird color right yeah wolf like you have beautiful black hair it's
cool
relevant right don't try don't try this thing that you're doing no he likes me
no don't try
that thing that you're doing no we have job you have beautiful black you know
we do we have a good
thing going right just doing that thing and you know you look at him he loves
it is he doing the
thing he's no he loves it dude beautiful black hair you're like a white girl
from the suburbs
i love your black hair what you people do with your hair well is that what you're
feeling what you
people do with your hair is so fun yeah i love your black don't put me in that
box that is you i did
that yeah you're what you're an asian karen you're cutting i love your black
hair there are cat on us
yeah i bet there's got to be a karen an asian karen i've never seen it what's
it what's because
karen is the hacky white woman name what's what you're doing in the park with
the skateboard
huh i you know this is proper property some kid with a skate what do you what
do you mean
you mean no she only does the white kids white kids that are yeah yeah park
yeah get out of here
yeah yeah why are you grinding yeah you're gonna yeah this is papa papa you don't
grind but
she knows the lingo right she's like i saw your tray flip it was bad you tray
flip in i saw
that brunt slide you know tray flips brunt slide bronze side yeah oh flip it
over to a dark side
yeah to a dark side if you're really skilled yeah you're skilled get out of
here get not 360 flip
the hot flip yeah hot flip harder flipper yeah yeah yeah what's it what's it
what's the most common
what's a shitty asian woman name then that's the karen for asians because karen
is i don't know white
woman name yeah i don't really know a lot of asian ladies names what's the most
common korean female
name well you know you see a lot of graces yeah grace but that sounds nice yeah
because karen has a
bite to it karen it the k is that's only because of goodfellas oh karen yeah
yeah he it up for karen
you think ray leota did that yeah leota did that karen what why would you do
that karen yeah yeah i
was scared yeah dumped all the coke before that karen was cool it was a hot
cool name it's like hitler
adolf he it up there's always one thing that it up what did he do dude adolf i
don't remember but
adolf was cool before he did the name adolf dude everybody had adolf and now
you can't do it now you
can't do it oh oh oh who's here nobody oh when another person with beautiful
black hair go ahead
and say it to them and see what they say so many beautiful black haired people
here man see that's
why you love new york new york and harlem beautiful black guys literally never
been to harlem i've never
been no idea where it is what part where is it how do you get to harlem from
here subway yeah but in
your face which direction can you get to the sub can you get to harlem with the
subway sure of course
you can get your fucking face what direction south south of here north north of
here you go north
that's right yeah but like where north north where northeast northeast yeah
okay and then west is it
past the park or below the both below the park there's so many parks central
park is the park yeah north
it's north of the park yeah okay is it not it is end of game you did it end of
game where's queens
oh this is west no it's east well it's northeast of here we're downtown we're
downtown we're the we're
almost i don't know where i am oh we're downtown we're downtown oh then it's
east well it's up in
east yeah up in east yeah i didn't know where my location was so yeah it's cool
man i like going
over there you do love new york we've been having so much fun the whole time we've
been here yesterday
we went to staten island and we went and did chrissy chaos's podcast and he
took us for good good pizza
really good pizza and then it's like the people that work there are so new yorky
but that was the first new york like really north new yorky kids i saw staten
island kids yeah they
were like you know um we met a cool chick who said her boyfriend is a big fan
you're feeling
indifference what do you mean like they don't care about you at all they're
just cooler they're cooler
they're above it or whatever right well you didn't like it he doesn't like not
getting recognized when
we walk through the streets it's so stupid bobby doesn't like getting not
recognized what did you say to me
yesterday why lie on the show you said to me you go you know people i never
said that you say people
notice me more in brooklyn than they do in manhattan did you say that to me yes
or no yeah as a
factual thing well what was it rooted in you like it was rooted into happiness
dude why do you do
why do you do this you like being recognized no i don't yes you do you love it
that's why you walk slow behind me when we walk the streets together you walk
slow behind me like
10 paces okay because you want to be recognized no can i say something you don't
want to be right
you want to get real then go ahead all right when we're walking up here right
some kid right goes
you're anderson you know you go yeah and he goes can you help with cancer and
kids with cancer kids
with cancer and you go off and you walked off because i don't get kids with
cancer but that's
forget about you are adults with cancer i might think i was signing the
paperwork but kids
i was getting my email yeah i gave him 40 bucks bobby's mad because i said i'm
sorry we have to keep
going goes can you have a sec you know those people that are like can you have
do you have a second for
kids with cancer it's like yeah i i do but not now now is not a good time for
whatever you've got
me on the sidewalk doing and bobby's mad because he didn't recognize him isn't
that true you didn't
like it that he didn't recognize you your smile says you but how does your
smile says it how does he
know you and not me i'm on a television show right now oh yeah you're on a
television show but it's
not as popular it is yeah it actually is going to be bigger well it's not
bigger it's just now
reservation dog it's it's it's just more relevant no that doesn't mean any it's
my show is definitely
more relevant no that's not my show's more it's more more important important
for what native it
was the first native the show is about natives i know and you shouldn't be on
it you shouldn't be
on your cousins you're not native we're cousins koreans and native americans
are not cousins you're
so stupid sometimes i'm closer to native americans than you are i talk to them
i'm in oklahoma talking to them because you have you're getting paid to be no
no no and i
you wouldn't do it otherwise drink water yeah mr bob drink water yeah yeah the
clan the drink
drinking water and deer water no deer in water not clan deer in water deer in
water yeah deer in
water the family well that's offensive they go hey did you know i'm not going
to do the accent
do the accent no i won't no no do it they said did you know right that we're
cousins and i go
how there's a theory you know this theory right a lot of people believe right
that asians
crossed the bering strait came down from canada and that's where natives come
from but there's
another theory that natives started first and they crossed the other way and
made ching chongs
which one do you believe i believe it's all i think we all came from africa and
the earth
hit the iraq hit the earth and then everyone who's divided up if you look at if
you go to 23andme or
any geneticists right 23andme is not valid by the way that's a private company
or ancestry another
private company they solve crimes they use that for crimes they're collecting dna
exactly they can
create so they know right and create very close in chromosomes no you're not
yeah all right look it up
dude just google it i will google it yeah you're the farthest away from being a
minority i am the
number one minority on earth no redheads are the smallest you're a defect of
the white people
no no i'm superior what no i'm the superior right i'm the superior white i'll
have defects and you're
the defect i'm the top white the redheads are the ones that came out all you
know top white no they're
not god blessed us and wolf is laughing he knows what i'm talking about god
blessed us the most it's like
when you see an albino black person which is fine oh i love oh this is
interesting i love that let's go
there what go ahead take a shot they're the good ones oh they're the good ones
they're special are
regular black people bad ones no they're all good oh all black people are good
yeah they're all good
basquiat so all lives matter is that what you're saying yeah all that no just
black black just why
why i wanted you to say it's so bad i wanted you to say it's so bad i love
black lives but you love
all lives i believe that black lives matter is more important than all lives
matter but you've said to
me before all lives definitely matter you've said yeah like theoretically and
also philosophically yeah
i disagree it all i think almost no lives matter oh you go against the grain i
think only a couple of
lives matter yeah like 10 people but in our moment in in the american history
right black lives matter
because that's the focal point that's that's who are being targeted by police
right yeah and so it's like
by your people oh you think asians are targeting koreans are the number one
target target targeting black
people number one people that's not that's not true it's all over the paper 100
the amount of the
attacks in this city on koreans are we sell black people we're symbiotic