Name: Bobby Lee's Ideal Woman | Bad Friends Clips
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Ideal Woman | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Ideal Woman | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-05. Transcript available.

oh she's hot who was it i don't know she's really do you know who it was well i
don't know oh well
we'll have to go over there and fight him invite her on she was average oh bobby
bobby's bobby's
standards are through the roof oh my god we were walking around soho a model
like a six foot one
model goes poppy lee i just moved here from russia i don't know a lot of people
i just i would love
to like hang out and get coffee and he goes get out of my face you said that
yes beautiful like a
10. that's so crazy he doesn't why why his standards are because i'm small and
weird no no no it's crazy
yeah i deserve the best you do yeah you don't think that's the best no not to
him it wasn't you know so
what's your ideal if you could like draw like if we had like one of those crime
investigative drawers
what is very interesting what you should get one of those on the pod okay so
she's bobby's ideal woman
five eight good number i'm five eight oh careful what if he just keeps
describing me and i'm like why did
you guys bring yeah yeah allison ally one of those she has stringy dirty hair
okay one nipple hair
okay yeah yeah i feel like i know someone like yeah yeah yeah like i met you
know snuffleupagus
yes from from from sesame sesame street yeah imagine if snuffleupagus just
bushes down here oh i love
oh yeah yeah that's the kind of girl yeah and the and the clit is as long as snuffleupagus's
snout and
snout yeah his snuffy snout right okay then it's not me yeah no she's talking i
don't even have a hole
down there yeah yeah yeah yeah and um yeah it's not no i'll tell you real okay
so about five eight five nine
thin how tall are you why five five five five just curious i want to imagine
the he's five three five
three okay yeah five three five four hey yeah it's on five foot two it's two
without shoes
we measured the studio we already wanted five two without you insane five three
with socks and shoes
okay and spiky hair and spike yeah yeah five three with spiky hair all right so
uh five eight she's
thin what does thin mean give me a weight range 125 5 8 125 is pretty thin that's
really small no no it's
just really no that's like that's like really it's really not even that's
really thin 5 30. 130 i mean
five more pounds that's so funny 135 135 that's like 125 is what every woman
says on their driver's
license 125 yeah unless you're like over 200 pounds if you're if you're 189
pounds you're like i'm 120.
what do you say on your driver's life 120. you do that's so fun they all say
that do you think i'm
120 because a lot of guys think that people it won't hurt my feelings if you
say no but i wouldn't
know you know here's weights are tough because everyone holds weight different
like yeah people
look at how i'm 6 1 how much you think i'm so bad at us yes you know i mean it's
so hard i can never
work at a 2 10. no i'm gonna say what are you i'm gonna say how big is your
penis
okay the whole thing yeah i'll say 190 195. whoa sign me up that's actually
really good because i can't
guess because you're to me are you 180 or 185 you're 190. how much you know it's
165 yeah yeah is that good
or bad it's good it's very good it's not fat well because fat because muscle
weighs more than fat
and he's got super strong so much more fat than muscle it's more skin it's
mostly fat skin too a
lot of skin and blood skin and blood blood yeah yeah a lot of blood you know
why i'm fat is all my blood
let's go back to my girl all right 5 8 yeah thin 125 yeah i like i like 25 to
145 let's just i don't like big
breasts you don't like big like mid-range i don't know what the cup sizes or
whatever but i don't
like big you're a guy bc guy what's bc mean b or c you don't want d's i don't
want d's okay yeah yeah
it's just i don't like it it's okay yeah yeah yeah nipple hair or no no okay no
nipple hair jesus
i like um a pretty face what does that mean um symmetrical yeah they're just
certain like i met
a girl the other night where she was five foot right she had small very small
breasts you love
small tits yeah and she was but her face was so beautiful that i i was willing
to compromise my
other other nice of you and she was so funny too did she have to compromise
anything with you you think a
lot yeah well yeah what about piercings i don't like piercings nose no no piercings
like i matched
i saw a girl on tinder and she has one of those gigantic gauges whole whole
things in her ears
yeah i don't like a dinner plate i went through a phase where i was about to
get gauges is that what
that is gauges well you're down here but you stretch them out yeah i don't like
that i don't like that
i almost i could that could have been me i could have been a gauge girl no
tongue ring no i don't like
it what about this one this one's kind of cool no i don't like that what about
one of these i don't
really like tattoos you have a bunch i know so what are you talking about i
know a good woman oh so
you oh you get to like a pure christian woman yeah i like pure you have pure
little white i like you
know i like little house in the prairie oh the girl that was raised by yeah you
know who knows how to
like bake bread yeah churn butter you know what i mean that's what you're gonna
have to do when she
fucks you yeah and i want her to say ow when i enter impossible where are you
gonna find this girl
but just fake it wait wait so i'm i stick it in be believable though okay right
there we go oh yeah
that was believable dude i just got hard it was too soft no no because he doesn't
want it loud yeah
because if it's loud you know if you know if it's loud you know it's fake yeah
i've done this many
times yeah but are you gonna fake it or let's just try it ready all right
that's good too i believe that yeah how many times have you faked an orgasm
every time no no you come now no