Name: The Bad Friends Lawsuit | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Bad Friends Lawsuit | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-09. Transcript available.

Oh, we'll sue each other.
Yeah, there'll be a weird lawsuit.
Oh, it'll be really awful.
How sad would that be?
Oh, you can play the clip of you smelling his balls
and you can be like, Bobby was like so inappropriate.
Force me sexually to smell his testicles.
Yeah, but then...
Kissed his, made me kiss his penis
when we live streamed the first time.
Remember that?
You kissed my penis, yeah.
No, you kissed my penis.
That's right.
And you made me.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah.
Get rid of the footage now.
Dude, that would break my heart
if you and I were like testifying against each other
at a fucking trial.
We would make jokes the entire time.
Right.
That's all it'd be.
It would be, your honor, your honor, order.
We'd be ordering the court.
Yeah.
We'd be cracking jokes the fucking whole time.
That would break my heart, man.
I don't ever want to do that with you.
We'll never do it.
Oh, okay.
We'll never do it.
Allie, tell us a really bad, childish joke.
Give us a joke like a kid would tell.
Okay.
Like a why did the chicken cross the road type of thing.
Do you know what that joke is about?
Suicide.
Yeah, I just found out.
How?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
The other side of what?
The street.
No, the other side.
You know the phrase, I'll see you on the other side?
Do you know what that means?
Heaven.
Yeah, I'll see you in the afterlife.
And if a chicken is crossing the road, it's going to get ran over and no one's
stopping
for a chicken.
It's not about getting to the other side of the street.
It's about getting to the other side of life.
It's the suicidal chicken.
The chickens don't go to heaven.
Well, they don't anymore.
Oh, you know what joke I hate?
It's not really a joke, but it's like a setup.
Who has two thumbs and is going to get fucked up tonight?
This guy.
This guy.
That guy is funny, though.
Oh, wait, wait.
So let me say it.
Who has two thumbs and is going to get fucked up tonight?
You have to point to yourself.
Yeah.
This guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
Who has two thumbs and is probably going to put both of them in his asshole
tonight?
This guy.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never heard that before.
It's a white thing.
No, that's a common phrase.
No, it's a fraternity, sorority, white thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Black people have never said that.
No.
Hey, who has two thumbs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, do a black guy.
Do a black guy.
Yo, man.
Oh, there it is.
Thumbs.
You like him now, Wolf?
Yo, man.
Yo, dog.
It's so bad.
I don't care.
Wolf's laughing.
I hate when you do it.
Yo, who has two thumbs and get fucked up tonight?
This guy.
Black guys.
Black guys don't say that phrase.
That's a white guy phrase.
I want to see if Asians have said it, right?
Hey, guy.
No.
Hey, guy.
Hey, guy.
Who?
Hey, guys.
Who have a two thumbs?
And you're going to get.
Who ain't going to get fucked up tonight?
This guy.
That's never been said.
No, never.
That's never been said.
Do an Indian.
Do an Indian.
Do an Indian.
Do an Indian.
Who has two thumbs and is going to get fucked up tonight?
This guy.
An Indian guy does say that.
That works.
Yeah, an Indian guy does say that.
There's this Indian guy who works at the corner store on my street.
Yeah.
And my boyfriend will go in there.
We'll go in and grab an energy drink or something.
And my boyfriend will be like, hey, dude, what's up?
And the guy lights up.
He loves what my boyfriend says, dude.
And then he'll start saying, dude.
But he'll say it in insane amount.
Dude.
Yeah.
Yes, dude.
Dude is such a good word.
Oh, he loves it.
He gets so excited.
Do Adolf Hitler with the thumbs.
Yeah, please.
Who has two thumbs and is going to get annihilated this evening?
This guy.
He's annihilating himself.
Yeah, I can see that.
Yeah, that's really good.
Everyone's like, hey, I'll talk praise.
That's why people liked him so much.
Yeah.
He was lovable, that guy.
Yeah.
He wasn't as bad as people say.
Did you guys see the Marjorie Taylor Greene American Idol audition?
Is that real?
People, I don't know.
Do you know who this is, Marjorie Taylor Greene?
I know her.
I hate her.
She, okay, so apparently there's a clip of her on the internet.
She used a stage name.
Will you show that, Wolf?
There's apparently a clip of her on the internet that...
There's no way it's her.
Well, there's a question if it is.
I thought...
It really looks like her.
It looks exactly like her.
And it wouldn't surprise me.
But they don't have footage of it, do they?
Yeah, there's a video.
Oh, really?
Oh, so it's confirmed.
There's no way it's her.
Well, it's not confirmed, but there's a video of her auditioning.
What does she sing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that's fucking incredible if she did do American Idol.
Yeah, because everyone's making the comparison, like, you know, failed artist.
Yeah, that's also true.
Hitler didn't even fail.
He never got into the art school.
They didn't even let him in the school.
His submission got denied, right?
Like, he painted to get in.
You had to, like, do something to get in, and his didn't even get in.
It's also funny that, like, that's normally the story of someone who's about to
be super successful
in art.
They're like, I never got into the art school, so I just did it on my own.
And he's like, I'm just going to completely abandon the art.
It is kind of funny that, for some reason, everyone that has, like, chaotic
political prowess,
they all love doing art stuff.
Like, Clinton loves making art.
Bush loves making art.
Bush loves that, yeah.
Oh, I love his Instagram.
Huh?
George Bush's Instagram.
Yeah, dude.
Such a fun following.
He, like, loves that shit.
Someone got mad at me.
They're like, why are you following George Bush?
I'm like, it's Instagram.
Yeah, but this is the problem with Instagram and stuff.
Nowadays, like, I just saw someone last night.
I looked up a guy, whatever, but I looked up a dude and I noticed he follows
nobody.
That's a thing now.
Yeah.
People just follow nobody now.
And I was like, I get it a little bit because also, sometimes you feel obligated
to follow
something.
You know when you follow someone and you're like, I have to follow them, but I
don't know
if I really want to see them in my feed.
Yeah.
And then you have to mute them.
I mute them.
Oh, right.
And it's weird.
It's so funny how I hated that dude for so many years.
George Bush?
Yeah.
And now I kind of like him.
I know.
He's become likable.
Because you know what can be worse.
He's just like, yeah.
And he's just like so old now.
What do you mean?
He can be worse?
What do you mean?
No, because you thought.
Oh, you know what's worse.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Because when George Bush was like, this fucking guy started a war with Iraq for
no reason, this
and that, whatever, whatever.
And you're like, it can't get worse than this guy.
He's a piece of, there's no, this is the worst human being.
And then you saw.
And then here comes Joe Biden.
Joe Biden.
The worst.
And then you're like, oh, Bush is great.
Can't get worse than this.
Yeah.
Are you, what are you doing?
Are you on tour after you go leave with us?
You go to Albany to do shows and then what?
I'm doing a show in Albany, yeah.
And then I'm doing a little bit of a tour.
What are you doing Albany?
Where else?
Well, so I'm doing Albany with St. Vincent.
I'm opening her shows.
You know St. Vincent?
I love them.
She's like best friends.
Do you?
Oh yeah, they're great music.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's really close with them.
No.
Yeah.
She's been going on the road.
You've done shows with them before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so you do stand up?
I do stand up.
I cold open the shows.
Was it hard?
It's a little bit hard.
Seems hard.
But her audiences are like really nice and cool and young and supportive.
Yeah.
How many seats is it?
We're doing like theaters.
Like thousands.
Thousands.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
They're an amazing band.
Yeah.
It's fun.
She's amazing.
I mean.
And then are you doing clubs after that or no?
Yeah.
So then I have two more shows with her in Vegas and Arizona and then I'm doing
my own headlining
weekends.
Go to AliMakovsky.com.
Yeah.
AliMakovsky.com.
Go get those fucking tickets and go see our girl.
All right.
Well, listen.
That was a great episode.
It was really fun.
Do me a favor.
Look in your camera and say thanks for being a bad friend.
Number two.
Number two.
Sorry.
You see it?
I don't even see number two.
Oh, it's actually.
Oh, it's.
It's hidden.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Thanks for being a bad friend.
Was that it?
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
That's good.
I got to figure out being is hard.
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Thank you.
Try the ventriloquism one, Bob.
Real fast.
Thank you for hearing me, aunt friend.
Very good.
That was pretty good.
Yeah, it was really good.
Okay.
Thank you.