Name: Lil Pump & Urban Bobby | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Lil Pump & Urban Bobby | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-12. Transcript available.

Let me ask you something. If you met Little Pump Juicy, would you let him do a
Little Pump?
What do you mean? Like, help me?
She's in a loving relationship right now.
Be honest.
No, I'm glad we didn't go to the party, though, because...
Because then she would have fucked!
Yeah, I would have fucked Little Pump.
No.
No, I'm kidding.
Would you fuck Little Pump?
No, but I would probably, like, get really fucked up, like, doing drugs.
We were gonna definitely get fucked up.
Yeah.
If we went to there, if we go to Little Pump's thing, we're gonna get fucking
out.
We're gonna go out, out.
I mean, I got drunk at the manager's house.
Now, let me ask you something. Would I be able to get into Little Pump or no?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I can't.
He did. When he DM'd me, he said, he goes, is the noodle with you?
And I said, no. And he goes, he's...
Thank God.
TG. Thank God. Yeah, TG.
No, we had a really good time.
Yeah.
We ate some really good dinners.
We had some fun in Salt Lake City.
Sold out shows and Juicy ripped.
How many minutes?
Zwanzig.
20?
Yeah.
And you ripped?
Yeah.
Yeah, she ripped.
It was really fun.
Yeah, it's a lot easier when the crowd already likes you.
Who knows who you are.
You know, I was thinking about that.
They did.
I would say 70% of the crowd knew who she was.
It's interesting.
Comedy is harder when no one knows who the fuck you are.
Of course it is.
Yeah.
I just remember those days where it's like, you had to prove it.
Yeah.
It takes you five, ten minutes just to make them like you.
So, it's like, I kind of miss, don't you miss that?
No, trust me.
No, no, not at all.
You don't, well, you don't miss like, you know what, I can't wait.
I'm going to, I'm going to prove my work.
I think, no, see, I think, I've told, we had this conversation.
I think there is this weird breaking point where once they do know you, then
you really
do have to prove yourself again because it's like they paid really good money
to see you
do a whole hour.
Versus when they didn't know you and you get 10 minutes at a time or 15 to try
to earn
this love and humor and respect, then now they pay to see you so their
expectation is
high.
They want, they, you better do well.
If you don't do well and they paid all that money to do that thing, they're
fucking let
down.
They can't, you can't let them down.
So, to me, it's the same as back then.
It's just now they, they're more apt to want you to win.
But if you don't perform, you're fucked.
I know.
Then they're never coming back to see you again.
They're never buying your tickets.
They check out.
So, it's just as hard.
It's just a different kind of challenge.
Yeah.
I would see that on a big scale.
When I would tour with bigger names, you'd see those big names.
They would still get a little anxious before shows because they're like, well,
the expectations
are through the roof.
You have to deliver.
You have to deliver.
I hate, that's the, that's the worst part of headlining.
I love it.
I know you do.
The pressure is awesome.
And you own up to it.
Well, the pressure is great.
You got to fucking go, you got to do it.
You have to fucking, when I, when I would feature, walk in the park.
Oh, it's so fun.
You got no pressure.
You just get to hit home runs and then go home.
Yeah, yeah.
New York was fun.
New York was so much fucking fun.
My favorite part was the cellar.
Yeah, going to the cellar was amazing.
Because you and I are back to back, right?
That was the second time you ever did the cellar.
Second time I've ever done it.
And I didn't do that cellar, though.
I did the original cellar.
Well, there's two cellars now.
We did the Village Underground, yeah.
The Village Underground, it's like 10 times the size.
It's not that big.
But did you, I went into the little cellar, the original one.
It's so small.
Yeah, it's like 56.
It's the size of this fucking room here.
Smaller, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I've only seen that one.
Where you go down the stairs and it's like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a bigger one that's like maybe three times its size.
It's around the corner.
It's around the block.
It's around the corner.
Yeah.
And I'm like, yeah, I'll do the cellar.
And then as I walked in, it felt, I felt nervous.
Really?
Yeah, because it's like, I have to, I'm from the West Coast.
What's up?
Representing.
You didn't say that.
No, that was inside.
But you did, you did do a little of your Bobby Black voice.
I know, I know, I know.
To the piano player, to the, with the two dudes that are up there.
I know, I know.
He did a little Bobby Black voice.
He goes, what's up, dawg?
What's up, dawg?
Yeah, because I, because of Artie Foucault.
I know.
And Artie was hosting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Bobby got a little black voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When Bobby does Bobby Black, there it is.
You know what I mean?
I did that.
What's up, player?
Yeah, player.
And he kind of, then he was playing, like he was, had his hands on the keys.
And he looked like, he was like, he did one of those, like, confused.
Not sure he liked it.
He didn't like it.
Well, because you did that to the coffee guy.
We went to get coffee in the morning.
Young black guy.
Young black guy.
And I said, can I get just a regular iced coffee?
He said, four shots, four shots over ice, playa, playa.
And I was like, Bobby.
And the guy was laughing.
And Bobby goes, we're connected.
We're on a level.
And I was like, no, no, no.
He doesn't want to hear that.
He doesn't want to hear that.
Fuck, you're an asshole.
And then you go, what am I supposed to say?
Oh, can I get four shots, dawg?
And I was like, don't say that either.
Say none of that.
Just say, may I have four shots of coffee, please?
Yeah.
But then finally he laughed.
He goes, no, no, it's okay.
But inside.
Because we had it.
But here's the thing.
He was crumbling.
No, here's the thing, pal.
Right?
Hey, what's up, hip hoppers?
No, no, no.
What time is basketball down at the schoolyard?
Here's the thing, pal.
Are you guys smoking dope?
That's incredible what you're saying.
Hey, man, is that grass?
Are you rolling up a bleezy?
It's incredible.
You sound like an annoying white guy.
That's not true.
When you talk to black guys, you sound like an annoying white guy.
Yes, you do.
We had a fucking flow earlier.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The day before, him and I had a rapport.
What was it?
What?
It was like, hey, hey, you.
He recognized me from MAD.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
MAD TV, right?
Impossible.
He was like 14 years old.
Okay, yeah.
But that's what he said.
Okay.
I'll be lying.
Okay.
It's on YouTube.
Okay, okay.
Maybe YouTube.
Okay.
Right?
So he goes, hey, you're on MAD.
I go, that's right, that's right.
Which is, I always say.
See, no.
That's not urban.
No, that is.
That's not urban!
When you repeat yourself, that's urban.
I go, yeah, dog, yeah, dog.
No, that's right.
So say, I remember, say MAD TV, you recognize me.
I recognize you from MAD TV.
I go, that's right, that's right.
Okay, what is that?
Why?
Why wouldn't you just say, oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, I am.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, why twice?
You don't do twice?
No, Bobby Black voices twice.
So, man, what?
You're already doing it.
I'm not!
Okay, go ahead.
I'm normal.
Okay, be normal.
I was like, man, guy.
Man, guy.
I go, man, guy.
You like?
You liked it, right?
Mm-hmm.
He's like, yeah, I like it.
Yeah, man.
That was pretty much it.
That was the flow.
See, you went right back into it.
Did you fist bump him?
No, I went.
He doesn't know how to do that.
And I did a shoulder.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
He literally shouldered him right in his chest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a little pump.
I go, do you like the little pump?
Yeah.
Anyway, what?
You know the first word in his new song is jet ski?
Yeah, so he's got a, bring up a photo of him, will you?
He's got a fucking diamond necklace that says jet ski on it.
That's why we really wanted to, we wanted her to meet up with him.
His dog's name is jet ski.
And he says it in his album.
He's got a chain of it.
Just type in, you know, you typed in jet ski.
Dude, oh, chain, right there.
He's lifting up his chain in the picture of the black shirt.
Down one more.
To the right, to the right, to the right.
There it is.
Jet ski, right?
Does it say it on there?
It says-
Drug addict.
Oh.
It says drug addict.
Okay, but just do jet ski chain.
Do jet ski chain.
But we looked it up.
We saw, apparently, that's his dog's name.
And so, uh, is that it?
No.
No.
Wait, we saw the chain.
Where did you see it, Juice?
On his Instagram.
Oh, it's on his grandma.
Can I ask a question real quick about little pumps?
Yeah.
Okay, so, um, I know that he does it.
Other people do it.
They put the tattoos on the face.
Yeah.
Now, I don't know, because 20 years ago, in my day, right, if you put a tattoo
on your
face, you're basically saying, I'm not gonna ever get a day job.
Because he believes so much in his art that he doesn't fucking need a day job.
But my point is that nowadays, because you're more a part of the younger
generation, if
you, let's suppose it stopped working out for a little pump, which I don't
think it will.
I think he's a millionaire, whatever.
But if it stopped working out, would he still be able to, like, go to, like,
Morgan and Stanley
and get a job with tattoos on his face?
Yes.
I would hire him.
Yeah.
Is that still a thing, though?
I think it's still a thing.
Yeah.
Would you get a tattoo on your face or your neck?
Face tattoos are tough, because they're so visible.
Yeah, like, if I want to act and stuff, I'm kind of stuck in a part.
But don't they have makeup that could cover it up?
Yeah, but you have to be big to do it.
Yeah, well, I definitely...
Like, once you, like, become an Academy Award winner, then just get, like, a
cross or something.
But, like...
Right?
You want a little cross right here?
I want a cross.
If you get one, I'll get one.
Yeah, we'll all get one.
If you get one, I'll get one.
Really?
No.
Like a tiny cross.
I can't put one on my face.
Okay, how about...
I don't have that nice of a face.
I don't want to put more shit on it.
How about a neck?
How about a neck?
No, I'm not going to do that.
BF.
Bad Friends.
Okay.
On the neck.
Okay.
How about below the ear?
Would you get a Bad Friends below the ear?
I'll do it behind the ear.
Behind the ear?
Yeah.
Behind the ear?
And it has to say, who's listening to Bad Friends behind the ear?
That's too many letters.
Too many letters.
Too many letters.
All right, well, I'm just...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just like a Bad Friends.
I told you before, but we've talked to us.
I'll get a Bad Friends tattoo.
I can't do it on my neck or my face, but I will get one on my body.
Yeah, because I've always wanted to do that on my face.
What about the weird one?
Like it just cat-tatted on my face.
You don't even have that many tattoos.
I know, but if I...
Because the...
The reason was because I don't...
I want to get hired for shit.
I get it.
I want to get it.