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I saw the dark side of comedy, and guess who makes appearances in it?
Who?
Bobby Lee.
Bobby Lee.
But do you know why?
And you're good in it.
Do you know why?
No.
Well, because you're a comedian.
No, that's not why.
That's not why.
The reason why is because when they were doing the series, right, they were
going to do one
on Roseanne Dice, and they called me and they go, we're doing one about you.
Judd did this, right?
No.
No, Judd didn't do it.
Wait.
We're doing one about you.
Whether you're involved or not, we're doing it.
No.
Yeah.
How, though?
What do you mean how?
Because the TV episodes are all about these big comics who lost their careers.
I'm not wrong.
I'm not poking fun.
That's what they're about.
And your career's not lost.
So why would they make one about you?
Maybe they were, maybe they had.
It's a good save, but basically what you were saying.
Maybe they're foreshadowing.
Maybe they're like, we got to get this out before you crash.
I'm serious.
The juice, it's a good save, but basically what you meant by that is, that
doesn't make
any sense.
They're about big comics.
No, you're a big comic, but the whole point, the dark side of it is like how
they lost
it all.
Dice Clay, Chris Farley, Roseanne.
Did they lose it all?
Artie Lang.
Yes.
You think maybe they thought they, maybe they have a crystal ball?
They did not ask you to do it.
I was just afraid because they were like, we want to do about your drug
addiction.
And I'm like, there's not much out there.
And so I go, I'll just do it.
Just don't do one on me.
And then they go, I'll just, they go, which one do you want to go?
The only one I really am close to is Dice.
I'll do the Dice one.
Good.
I'm glad you did that.
Well, I want to see it.
I haven't seen, what is it on?
Hulu.
Hulu.
Maybe I'll watch it.
Yeah.
No, they can't make an episode on you.
They can't.
I don't know the way you're saying it though.
It just hurts me.
It just sounds like they definitely can make an episode on you the way you're
talking
about it.
Well, that's what they called you and said they're doing it.
Have you seen it?
No.
The reason why I'm on Dice is with the negotiation was that don't do one on me.
Yeah.
That's good.
You're smart.
You're smart.
That's why they're not, that's why you don't have an episode on you.
That's exactly right.
Yeah.
You knew, you knew.
But is it good?
It's well done.
It's really good.
But yeah, at the end, it's like, and that's what killed him.
That's how they end every episode.
And that's what killed him.
Pretty much.
That's what killed him once again.
I think, you know what?
But if, but would you let someone do a comedy documentary on you anyway, in
general?
Yeah.
I think that's like 15 years away though.
Just to have more shit to like more stories to make.
Because right now, but, but you do, do you ever want to like write a book?
I've been offered that.
I have people go, can you do storybook or have someone else write your book?
I mean, for you, that's not me taking a shot.
You're definitely not going to write a book.
That's a shot.
Tell me you're going to write your own book right now.
I'll write my own book.
Say you promise and you swear, you swear on everything.
Swear on your mother's life.
You'll write it.
I don't want to do a book.
Okay.
See?
No, no, no.
Cause I know you'll never, you'll never write a book.
That doesn't necessarily mean I don't want to fucking write a book.
No, it's not that you can't write it.
It's you won't.
I know how to write the linguist language though.
Can we admit that?
I just said you can.
Thank you.
But you never will ever.
Yeah.
You'll never write a book your whole life.
But what about have a ghost writer?
That's what he said.
That's exactly what I said.
Oh yeah.
Then yes.
Yes.
You'll have someone else write the book.
But I'll be there in the room.
Yeah.
Sometimes.
Well, give me the draft.
Give you the first draft.
And I'll read it and I'll make notes.
Yeah.
That's kind of writing.
Not at all.
That's not writing?
No.
Oh, oh.
When somebody says I wrote this book and somebody else wrote it, I just think
they are not allowed
to say they wrote any of it.
You didn't write any of it.
That's true.
That's true.
If you told a joke and it wasn't your joke, I'm like, you told someone else's
joke.
Yeah, that's true.
You didn't tell your joke.
That's not your property to.
Yeah.
It's such a weird line when people have these big crews of people that write
jokes for them
and they get all the credit, but they're like, well, I paid you.
It's like, I know, but you didn't come up with it.
Let me ask you something about, and this is something I've been thinking about,
your past.
And you're talking about, I'm talking about stuff, memories from childhood,
high school,
whatever the past is.
And the way I remember things and I feel and experienced it, isn't necessarily,
is it exactly
the way it happened?
No.
Right?
There's always something else like you're, through time, they get exaggerated
or you miss
detail.
Right.
Right?
Or something.
So I just, you know, how can you one write a book when that's in play?
Well, this was the whole thing about the James Frey thing.
Do you remember the James Frey, Million Little Pieces?
Do you remember this controversy?
I forget.
It's like one of the best books I've ever read.
But Oprah, at one point, like touted it as like, you know, she did like their
Oprah book
club where it was like, she'd get these great books.
But then it came out that the story wasn't a true autobiography.
There was some fiction to it.
And he got ripped online.
Yeah.
Into a million little pieces.
Fuck yeah, juice.
He got ripped for it to say like his account was falsified.
And then he had to go like on an apology tour and all this stuff.
And it was like, dude, our entertainment is going to be hyperbolized.
Every joke you've ever told is not 100% accurate or true.
We talked at lunch about when I say my dad, sometimes I'm blending a story from
my real
dad and sometimes from my stepdad.
And I make them one guy because it helps the story.
I have stories that I heard from other people.
Of course.
You know what I mean?
Then I'm like, I'm going to incorporate that into my history.
Like getting molested by a Down syndrome guy?
Was that somebody else's guy?
No, that was yours.
There was like, there's one in particular about the alien guy.
The alien guy.
When I was in an AA meeting, I met a guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He took me to the van.
That happened to my other friend.
Not to you.
No.
Yeah, that's fine.
But I took on that story and I've said that.
You know what I mean?
That's totally fine.
That's a part of entertainment.
So that's my problem is when someone's like, that's not the whole truth.
It's like, yeah, I'm not a fucking reporter for the news.
I'm not.
Yeah, yeah.
This is all for fun and entertainment.
I know, I know.
But it gets all foggy.
People want it to always be real.
Like Ben Harper became a buddy and I had said, I asked him when we first hung
out if he really
smoked a lot of pot because his most famous song was Burn One Down.
It was like a college anthem for every frat guy.
Yeah.
And he's like, I don't smoke pot.
That was me speaking as if I was one of my closest friends who, he's like, in
my mind,
is like a pot addict or a pothead.
He smokes pot all day, every day.
And so he took on this personality of this to write this song.
Yet every fan thinks it's Ben.
Yeah.
But Ben doesn't smoke pot.
Yeah.
So I'm like, that's the beauty.
And if you found out that it's true, does that make you hate the song now?
Yeah.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
Because you love the song.
It's like you love the joke.
You love the story that someone tells.
Why does it matter?
I mean, there are factual things.
Like I grew up in San Diego.
My parents don't have a clothing business.
Your dad beat you with a golf club.
All this stuff is real.
Yeah.
But was it a golf club or was it something else?
It was something else.
See?
Ping pong paddle.
And to me, that's funnier.
And I don't know why you got rid of that one.
That one's better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ping pong paddle.
Ping pong paddle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which side?
The green or the red?
You know you got the red side, didn't you?
The red side, yeah.
Yeah, it's harder.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so funny that you got beat with that.
Like, do you have a joke like that where you hyperbolize the truth?
You expand on the, you know, you stretch what didn't really happen or whatever?
Yeah, I have some stuff about that.
Yeah.
Can you give us an example?
She doesn't want to.
Oh, yeah, no.
No, I used to have a joke about my dad not calling me back because that would
happen.
Sometimes he'd be busy and I, so, but I, but it wasn't like never.
So, but, so I hyperbolized that in the joke where it was like that song, Cat's
Cradle.
You know that song?
And it's like.
In the silver's moon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this would be like, I got home from college and I called my dad.
He said he'd call me back, but he never did.
It was like something like stupid like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's pretty innocent.
It's innocent.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We all do it.
Yeah.
Well, it's a part of storytelling and joke writing that I think is so, it's
like so interesting
is when you hear something, people do go, is that true?
Yeah.
Is that part true?
Yeah.
And you're like, I don't know.
Do you really want to know?
Doesn't that take away some of the fucking fun?
Yeah.
It's kind of like, you know what I mean?
It's crazy, yeah.
You kind of wanted to live in this fun.
A fun realm.
Yeah, in a vacuum of whatever it is.
And then you enjoy it and then it's done and it's like, who cares?
Yeah, I also find it weird that like, you know,
at the end of the day, my life isn't that exciting.
Nobody's is.
You know, people think that I have this exciting life.
No, it's awfully boring.
It's like, I woke up, I looked on my news thing on my phone, look at the texts,
I drank
some coffee and I just sat there for an hour.
Yeah.
Like, what do I do today?
Like, the day is not that fun.
I woke up this morning, I went to a fitting.
Yeah.
You know, I ended up getting stoned with Lil Pump and a bunch of his crew.
Then I went and had lunch with like Snoop and it was like, that's not, it's not
even that
fun.
Because it was a salad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, who gives a shit if I had a salad with Snoop?
Yeah, exactly.
Right?
And it's like, it's just not, nothing is that, it's not that crazy.
Like, Michael Shannon and I went bowling this afternoon, but it's like big
fucking deal.
Yeah.
You could, anybody could do that.
But you know what, your life, you know what, I know you're doing.
And then when I was done, I went to, I took a private chat up to San Francisco
to meet
Taylor Swift to just like go over her set because she's like, I just want you
to hammer
it out.
But it's like, that's not fun.
It's not me doing the set, it's Taylor.
You know?
Yeah.
But can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
In New York, there is a part of that about you.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to go have dinner with my friend.
We're not going to say his name.
I go, can I go?
And you're like, I guess.
So you brought me to this fancy restaurant.
First of all, let's be honest.
We're not going to say his friend.
No, but if we're going to be honest, I was very excited you wanted to go.
I was like, do you really want to go?
I heard, I guess.
You are, see, this is what we just had talked about.
You heard what you want to hear.
I heard like I had to fight for it.
Oh my God.
You're such a victim.
It's insane.
And I, you literally said, call your famous friend.
And I said, do you really want to go?
Cause we can change the reservation.
I'd love to have you, but you got to seriously want to go.
Cause you made it sound like maybe I'll go to dinner.
Maybe I won't.
Okay.
So I was like, I'd love to have you.
So I went, we just get to that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fine.
We went to this fancy restaurant, right?
And his super famous friend.
We didn't do it.
We went and had dinner with the guy.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying is, is that that whole rant that you wanted before
it is similar
to your life.
No, that's yeah.
Because I know certain things about you.
You're going to a special, I'm not going to say name, but you're going on a
special trip
with special, you know, fuck you.
You're going on a special trip with special people where you had to call, make
arrangements,
right?
It's only, it's an, I couldn't go there.
You know that.
Well, if I wanted to go, could I go?
Only because what we're going to do.
Exactly.
My point is, is that we're going golfing.
You don't golf.
You do do things that I don't do.
But you don't golf.
If you golf.
It doesn't matter.
I'm never invited to anything like it.
Then go to a League of Legends tournaments with famous people.
Go to like a fucking.
And now you're doing fucking, you're making fun of me because I play video
games.
No, I'm not.
I'm saying that's your thing.
You make fun of me because I golf.
That's my thing.
That's what I'm saying.
Guy, hey, you too, guy.
You do, too, too.
Am I right, though?
You would go to what your hobby is with your friends.
Let me just say something, all right?
Look at me right now.
So what I'm basically saying is this, all right?
This dude right here, right, he does adventures that are not normal.
That's not true.
You are.
I'm with you.
Thank you so much.
That's not true.
It's so true.
Dude, if I'm not going to say it, but if I told you who was going on this trip
with you
to fucking some faraway island destination in the woods, right, that's
exclusive only
and everybody on there is like, holy fuck, that's like the biggest name I've
ever seen.
That's you.
Go fuck yourself.
End of story.
It's because I'm going golfing with people.
See what he's doing?
But I mean, dude, if your hobbies-
Guys, back me up.
Can you back me up?
No, if your hobbies included that stuff, like when I went to Steph Curry's
thing, that's
because Steph Curry plays golf and has a golf tournament.
Right.
So I went because my friend knows him.
Okay.
That's still cool, though.
That's still cool.
It is, but I'm saying-
That's a part of your life.
Yeah.
You'll be a little-
Not every golfer.
My dad played golf for 30 years.
He's never met Steph Curry.
He was not that good.
That's the problem.
All right.
My point is that you, there are certain guys like you.
Yeah.
My friend Mike Young was like that, too.
He's still alive.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, Mike Young is still alive.
Yeah, yeah.
But they go on these adventures that I would never go on.
But, okay.
Okay.
Okay, let me play devil's advocate.
It's because you don't want to go on a lot of these things.
You'd rather just chill.
I would literally suck.
Can you help me with that?
Yeah, I will say when-
Did I go to the dinner in New York?
You did.
You did.
You did.
But if it was in LA, you wouldn't come.
Bobby, I thought Mike invited you into Tobey Maguire's house.
That's right.
You didn't want to go.
That's right.
And you didn't want to go.
Yeah, that's true.
That was 20 years ago.
What's the difference at the time?
You didn't want to go then.
You don't want to go now.
I want to go now.
You want to go to Tobe's place?
I'll go anywhere.
You want me to call Tobe Tobe?
No, I don't want you to call Tobe Tobe.
That's not the guy I want.
My point is this.
My life day-to-day is normal.
Yours is not.
And let's move on.
Okay.
See, this is unfair.
This is where you'll disagree.
Yeah.
My life day-to-day is very normal.
Well, I disagree with that.
Occasionally, I do other stuff.
I do other stuff occasionally.
Yeah, like golf.
Yeah, I like golfing.
Okay.
It's my escape.
It's the only thing I have.
Dinner's with famous people.
He's my friend.
Okay.
That's it.
What are we arguing about?
You're special.
No, you make it sound like I live this insane fancy-
Well, I go to A meetings with plumbers.
We flew on 9-11.
Did you feel a little weird?
No.
I almost posted a video of the plane,
and then I put that song, Juicy,
Oh, yeah, from Biggie?
Yeah.
From Biggie, and there's a line in it
where he says he's blowing up.
Like the world trade.
Oh, my God.
I was really glad.
That wasn't deliberate, though.
That was totally on accident.
On accident, but I'm really glad I didn't post it.
Well, you did.
I thought I saw it.
No, it's something that-
Like, I almost posted it,
but the service went out
because we were, like, taking off,
and then it didn't post,
and then I was, like, listening to the song,
and I was, like, thank God I didn't post it.
Did you feel weird flying on 9-11?
I was excited.
I was, like-
You hope it was going to happen to you?
Yeah.
Oh, well, of course, but-
Where were you coming back from?
Austin.
Where were you down there?
I went to a football game with my family.
Just the sky-rich kids.
I-I-I, yes.
See, okay, so see,
you can make fun of me for living life,
but, like, he lives this rich, fancy boy life.
Yeah, but he-
He gets to jet set at will,
wherever he wants, whenever he wants.
But he never did the work.
I know!
That's what sucks.
That's what sucks!
He never did the work.
You did the work,
so I'm just playing with you.
I love that.
This dude right here-
No work.
He was born.
I'm literally at work right now.
This is not-
This is not work!
This is not work!
This is not work!
This is not work!

Bobby Was Supposed To Be On Vice's  "Dark Side of Comedy"?? | Bad Friends Clips

I saw the dark side of comedy, and guess who makes appearances in it?
Who?
Bobby Lee.
Bobby Lee.
But do you know why?
And you're good in it.
Do you know why?
No.
Well, because you're a comedian.
No, that's not why.
That's not why.
The reason why is because when they were doing the series, right, they were
going to do one
on Roseanne Dice, and they called me and they go, we're doing one about you.
Judd did this, right?
No.
No, Judd didn't do it.
Wait.
We're doing one about you.
Whether you're involved or not, we're doing it.
No.
Yeah.
How, though?
What do you mean how?
Because the TV episodes are all about these big comics who lost their careers.
I'm not wrong.
I'm not poking fun.
That's what they're about.
And your career's not lost.
So why would they make one about you?
Maybe they were, maybe they had.
It's a good save, but basically what you were saying.
Maybe they're foreshadowing.
Maybe they're like, we got to get this out before you crash.
I'm serious.
The juice, it's a good save, but basically what you meant by that is, that
doesn't make
any sense.
They're about big comics.
No, you're a big comic, but the whole point, the dark side of it is like how
they lost
it all.
Dice Clay, Chris Farley, Roseanne.
Did they lose it all?
Artie Lang.
Yes.
You think maybe they thought they, maybe they have a crystal ball?
They did not ask you to do it.
I was just afraid because they were like, we want to do about your drug
addiction.
And I'm like, there's not much out there.
And so I go, I'll just do it.
Just don't do one on me.
And then they go, I'll just, they go, which one do you want to go?
The only one I really am close to is Dice.
I'll do the Dice one.
Good.
I'm glad you did that.
Well, I want to see it.
I haven't seen, what is it on?
Hulu.
Hulu.
Maybe I'll watch it.
Yeah.
No, they can't make an episode on you.
They can't.
I don't know the way you're saying it though.
It just hurts me.
It just sounds like they definitely can make an episode on you the way you're
talking
about it.
Well, that's what they called you and said they're doing it.
Have you seen it?
No.
The reason why I'm on Dice is with the negotiation was that don't do one on me.
Yeah.
That's good.
You're smart.
You're smart.
That's why they're not, that's why you don't have an episode on you.
That's exactly right.
Yeah.
You knew, you knew.
But is it good?
It's well done.
It's really good.
But yeah, at the end, it's like, and that's what killed him.
That's how they end every episode.
And that's what killed him.
Pretty much.
That's what killed him once again.
I think, you know what?
But if, but would you let someone do a comedy documentary on you anyway, in
general?
Yeah.
I think that's like 15 years away though.
Just to have more shit to like more stories to make.
Because right now, but, but you do, do you ever want to like write a book?
I've been offered that.
I have people go, can you do storybook or have someone else write your book?
I mean, for you, that's not me taking a shot.
You're definitely not going to write a book.
That's a shot.
Tell me you're going to write your own book right now.
I'll write my own book.
Say you promise and you swear, you swear on everything.
Swear on your mother's life.
You'll write it.
I don't want to do a book.
Okay.
See?
No, no, no.
Cause I know you'll never, you'll never write a book.
That doesn't necessarily mean I don't want to fucking write a book.
No, it's not that you can't write it.
It's you won't.
I know how to write the linguist language though.
Can we admit that?
I just said you can.
Thank you.
But you never will ever.
Yeah.
You'll never write a book your whole life.
But what about have a ghost writer?
That's what he said.
That's exactly what I said.
Oh yeah.
Then yes.
Yes.
You'll have someone else write the book.
But I'll be there in the room.
Yeah.
Sometimes.
Well, give me the draft.
Give you the first draft.
And I'll read it and I'll make notes.
Yeah.
That's kind of writing.
Not at all.
That's not writing?
No.
Oh, oh.
When somebody says I wrote this book and somebody else wrote it, I just think
they are not allowed
to say they wrote any of it.
You didn't write any of it.
That's true.
That's true.
If you told a joke and it wasn't your joke, I'm like, you told someone else's
joke.
Yeah, that's true.
You didn't tell your joke.
That's not your property to.
Yeah.
It's such a weird line when people have these big crews of people that write
jokes for them
and they get all the credit, but they're like, well, I paid you.
It's like, I know, but you didn't come up with it.
Let me ask you something about, and this is something I've been thinking about,
your past.
And you're talking about, I'm talking about stuff, memories from childhood,
high school,
whatever the past is.
And the way I remember things and I feel and experienced it, isn't necessarily,
is it exactly
the way it happened?
No.
Right?
There's always something else like you're, through time, they get exaggerated
or you miss
detail.
Right.
Right?
Or something.
So I just, you know, how can you one write a book when that's in play?
Well, this was the whole thing about the James Frey thing.
Do you remember the James Frey, Million Little Pieces?
Do you remember this controversy?
I forget.
It's like one of the best books I've ever read.
But Oprah, at one point, like touted it as like, you know, she did like their
Oprah book
club where it was like, she'd get these great books.
But then it came out that the story wasn't a true autobiography.
There was some fiction to it.
And he got ripped online.
Yeah.
Into a million little pieces.
Fuck yeah, juice.
He got ripped for it to say like his account was falsified.
And then he had to go like on an apology tour and all this stuff.
And it was like, dude, our entertainment is going to be hyperbolized.
Every joke you've ever told is not 100% accurate or true.
We talked at lunch about when I say my dad, sometimes I'm blending a story from
my real
dad and sometimes from my stepdad.
And I make them one guy because it helps the story.
I have stories that I heard from other people.
Of course.
You know what I mean?
Then I'm like, I'm going to incorporate that into my history.
Like getting molested by a Down syndrome guy?
Was that somebody else's guy?
No, that was yours.
There was like, there's one in particular about the alien guy.
The alien guy.
When I was in an AA meeting, I met a guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He took me to the van.
That happened to my other friend.
Not to you.
No.
Yeah, that's fine.
But I took on that story and I've said that.
You know what I mean?
That's totally fine.
That's a part of entertainment.
So that's my problem is when someone's like, that's not the whole truth.
It's like, yeah, I'm not a fucking reporter for the news.
I'm not.
Yeah, yeah.
This is all for fun and entertainment.
I know, I know.
But it gets all foggy.
People want it to always be real.
Like Ben Harper became a buddy and I had said, I asked him when we first hung
out if he really
smoked a lot of pot because his most famous song was Burn One Down.
It was like a college anthem for every frat guy.
Yeah.
And he's like, I don't smoke pot.
That was me speaking as if I was one of my closest friends who, he's like, in
my mind,
is like a pot addict or a pothead.
He smokes pot all day, every day.
And so he took on this personality of this to write this song.
Yet every fan thinks it's Ben.
Yeah.
But Ben doesn't smoke pot.
Yeah.
So I'm like, that's the beauty.
And if you found out that it's true, does that make you hate the song now?
Yeah.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
Because you love the song.
It's like you love the joke.
You love the story that someone tells.
Why does it matter?
I mean, there are factual things.
Like I grew up in San Diego.
My parents don't have a clothing business.
Your dad beat you with a golf club.
All this stuff is real.
Yeah.
But was it a golf club or was it something else?
It was something else.
See?
Ping pong paddle.
And to me, that's funnier.
And I don't know why you got rid of that one.
That one's better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ping pong paddle.
Ping pong paddle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which side?
The green or the red?
You know you got the red side, didn't you?
The red side, yeah.
Yeah, it's harder.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so funny that you got beat with that.
Like, do you have a joke like that where you hyperbolize the truth?
You expand on the, you know, you stretch what didn't really happen or whatever?
Yeah, I have some stuff about that.
Yeah.
Can you give us an example?
She doesn't want to.
Oh, yeah, no.
No, I used to have a joke about my dad not calling me back because that would
happen.
Sometimes he'd be busy and I, so, but I, but it wasn't like never.
So, but, so I hyperbolized that in the joke where it was like that song, Cat's
Cradle.
You know that song?
And it's like.
In the silver's moon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And this would be like, I got home from college and I called my dad.
He said he'd call me back, but he never did.
It was like something like stupid like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's pretty innocent.
It's innocent.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We all do it.
Yeah.
Well, it's a part of storytelling and joke writing that I think is so, it's
like so interesting
is when you hear something, people do go, is that true?
Yeah.
Is that part true?
Yeah.
And you're like, I don't know.
Do you really want to know?
Doesn't that take away some of the fucking fun?
Yeah.
It's kind of like, you know what I mean?
It's crazy, yeah.
You kind of wanted to live in this fun.
A fun realm.
Yeah, in a vacuum of whatever it is.
And then you enjoy it and then it's done and it's like, who cares?
Yeah, I also find it weird that like, you know,
at the end of the day, my life isn't that exciting.
Nobody's is.
You know, people think that I have this exciting life.
No, it's awfully boring.
It's like, I woke up, I looked on my news thing on my phone, look at the texts,
I drank
some coffee and I just sat there for an hour.
Yeah.
Like, what do I do today?
Like, the day is not that fun.
I woke up this morning, I went to a fitting.
Yeah.
You know, I ended up getting stoned with Lil Pump and a bunch of his crew.
Then I went and had lunch with like Snoop and it was like, that's not, it's not
even that
fun.
Because it was a salad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, who gives a shit if I had a salad with Snoop?
Yeah, exactly.
Right?
And it's like, it's just not, nothing is that, it's not that crazy.
Like, Michael Shannon and I went bowling this afternoon, but it's like big
fucking deal.
Yeah.
You could, anybody could do that.
But you know what, your life, you know what, I know you're doing.
And then when I was done, I went to, I took a private chat up to San Francisco
to meet
Taylor Swift to just like go over her set because she's like, I just want you
to hammer
it out.
But it's like, that's not fun.
It's not me doing the set, it's Taylor.
You know?
Yeah.
But can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
In New York, there is a part of that about you.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to go have dinner with my friend.
We're not going to say his name.
I go, can I go?
And you're like, I guess.
So you brought me to this fancy restaurant.
First of all, let's be honest.
We're not going to say his friend.
No, but if we're going to be honest, I was very excited you wanted to go.
I was like, do you really want to go?
I heard, I guess.
You are, see, this is what we just had talked about.
You heard what you want to hear.
I heard like I had to fight for it.
Oh my God.
You're such a victim.
It's insane.
And I, you literally said, call your famous friend.
And I said, do you really want to go?
Cause we can change the reservation.
I'd love to have you, but you got to seriously want to go.
Cause you made it sound like maybe I'll go to dinner.
Maybe I won't.
Okay.
So I was like, I'd love to have you.
So I went, we just get to that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fine.
We went to this fancy restaurant, right?
And his super famous friend.
We didn't do it.
We went and had dinner with the guy.
