Name: Bobby & Andrew's Message to the Fans | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby & Andrew's Message to the Fans | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-17. Transcript available.

Like, look, here's something that we can address on the show.
We had Kalilah fill in for you.
I want to talk about this.
Everybody who watched it that had something negative to say
didn't understand that fucking vibe
because I think what you can communicate it better,
but the idea that people are throwing stones at Kalilah is wild
because also they'd be like, way to go, Shantino.
Like, I had anything to do with it.
Listen, I was in a jam.
I was out of town, and this production that I was working on,
they needed me for extra days.
I couldn't get back in time, and she filled in for me last minute.
She did a great job.
And she did a great job, and number one.
Number two, I want people to know that she's always going to be a part of my
life,
and I love her like she's family.
She is family to you.
Same. I love her.
I love her so fucking much.
Careful, bitch.
Yeah.
Bitch.
She is the only person that I can rely on 100%.
We're still like children.
When we see each other, it's just like there's a connection and a family kind
of vibe.
The jokes are not going to work right now.
It did make me laugh.
It was very funny.
It would just be two.
But when people attack her online, right?
Listen, I feel great about a relationship.
It was a good run.
It was a great run.
I don't feel resentment.
I feel like it only helped me on different levels, you know, emotionally, my
place in the world, what I want.
I mean, she brought a lot of great things out of me.
And whenever I see people say negative things online about her, it really
breaks my heart.
It's like you're attacking me in a weird way.
Well, here's what's interesting.
Two things.
One, I think people forget that.
Like, we're all, this is like a family.
We're like a family together.
Yeah.
And obviously, when we're fucking around and joking around with storyline on
the show, that's half of the fun of the show.
And the other thing is, I think what's fucked about people that view a
relationship in one little viewpoint, it's like when somebody retires from
playing a professional athlete.
And all they're thinking about is the one game that they played poorly, as if
that's going to encompass their entire career.
There was ups and downs.
There was great things and bad things and trades and blah, blah, blah.
And to me, it's like, that's what that relationship was to you.
There was a lot of ups.
There was downs.
There was learning curves.
There was changes as people.
And you grew.
And then when it was over, it was still a good thing.
It helped both of you in different ways.
And that's the mature thing that I will give you a lot of credit for is that
you took what you got from it on a positive note and the negative stuff you let
go away because now you're both fucking moving forward in life.
Yeah.
That's how the fucking mature way to look at all that stuff, which you did very
well.
I also want to – I like what you said about like the family aspect of it.
Yeah, man.
This is our – we're all a fucking –
I've heard a couple of people go, why are you opening for Tom Segura this week?
I know.
You called me and you said that.
People were like saying that.
And I'm like, yeah, but it's like I don't look at it that way.
It's like he's family.
Yeah.
I'm going to have fun with him at his show.
And that's how I see it.
It's like when we see each other on the road or at the clubs or when we call
each other, there really is a camaraderie and a connection.
I think that's why the East Coast and West Coast scene is different in the
sense that we never had this kind of connection.
Now everyone – we're growing all together.
We bring this little one in because we want to help her because we see that she's
the next generation.
I mean this is how it all works.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And what an incredible show for the audience.
You and Tom Segura.
Yeah, it's amazing.
That's insane.
It's an insane show show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I think that's what people need to remember and keep in mind, as much fun
as we want to have on the show, and we always do.
Yeah, and people keep paying me and Rudy against each other, and I just want to
say that she is my family now, too.
Yeah, yeah.
And I love that girl.
It's not a war.
This is all for fun.
And by the way, when we play into the war, that's even the funnier thing is
that's the whole point of it.
That being said, Carlos is still on our shit list.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's just the way it's going to be.
I was proven not guilty, though.
That's true.
Yeah, no, I was there.
I was on the trial.
My brother was the judge.
But I do have to say that I do love you, man.
Thank you.
And I really do.
There's something about you that I just trust.
Cool.
And I love – I went to the Philippines with – what's his name?
Andreas.
Oh, my God.
And I – there's just a working relationship, and I want to get to know you
better.
But I feel like we grew up a little bit closer.
No?
Yeah.
What's wrong with you, man?
What?
I'm trying to fucking – what is fucking wrong with you?
I'm trying to bond with you, and you're, like, with your moist Spanish lips,
and you're, like, googly-eyed.
Right?
Just fucking take it in, man.
I'm trying.
I think people can't understand an amicable breakup.
I know in my life I've seen so many people, like, even parents dating people
and break it, and then you just never talk to each other again.
So I think a lot of that outrage is, like, from their personal experience.
So you guys, I think, are setting a really cool example of how two people can
break up but still move on and be friends and be cool.
Yeah, people – I know dudes that are, like, well, we don't fuck anymore, so I'm
not – see, it's, like, that was your relationship?
Only fucking?
Only fucking?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's, like, no, it's about being with somebody and intimate – being intimate
and sharing your dreams and your frustrations and –
Your fear.
Your trauma and your fears and all this stuff, right?
And you're – you develop a friendship and a relationship.
Like, you know, I'm friends with Sarah Hyland still because we had – we only
dated for a couple years, but I love that girl.
And we – she – when bad things happened to me, Sarah's one of the first
people to call me and go, are you okay?
People just want stuff black and white.
Yeah.
People want things to be cut and dry, this way or that way, and that's never
been the case.
But, you know, also, it's your fucking life.
It's my life.
It's your fucking life.
Yeah.
And it's been a good one.
It's a great one.
It's not over yet.
Well, we do want to announce something.
Yeah, yeah.
I have cancer.
Oh, my God.
What if that was it?
Well, you're going to live, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We found out that it's just toe cancer.
Yeah, it's toe cancer.
Just one toe.
Yeah.
Bye.