Name: The Real Bro's: Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Real Bro's: Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-22. Transcript available.

- Why haven't you and I just played a gay couple?
A fun little gay couple.
- That'd be great.
- Ugh.
- And then like, but let's do it for real.
We're too well known to do like on the streets.
- Why?
We can do it in a place where people don't know us.
I guarantee you, you and I go to like,
you and I go to the deep south.
- Or China.
Or deep south, they love us.
- I'm talking about like, I mean like rural.
I mean out in the middle of nowhere, like a small town.
- And if we put makeup on, lipstick.
- Yes.
- Let's do it.
- I would love to.
Like a couple, let's imagine this.
A couple, you and I moved to Appalachia,
you know, in the mountains to a small town.
- Yeah.
- And we're new in town.
And we're opening up a small business.
Imagine how they'd react to us.
- Right, but it's obviously, you know.
- We're making a cake shop here
and we're only baking for gays.
- Yeah.
- And they're like, there's no gays here.
- Asians.
- There are now.
- Yeah, yeah.
- The only people that buy our cakes are gay Asians.
- Gay Asians.
- So we're getting an influx of gay Asians.
We're going to cast a bunch of our Asian friends
to come in to play new gays, move into town.
- And I can, I'm introducing boba to this area, right?
Hey, which boba do you want?
- I love sucking on boba.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Those boys down there,
they'd be sucking on balls at that store all day long.
That's all they do.
- If you and I moved to the rural South to a small town
and did like a character bit,
it would be fucking amazing.
- Amazing.
How long would you have to be out there for?
- A couple of months.
We'd have to shoot a film.
It'd be a couple of months.
- What do you think?
- Well, let's do it.
- It seems pretty, it seems plausible.
- He always says that, but it never happens.
- They would imagine what they'd say about him.
Who's that gay little French dude you brought around?
- Yeah.
Spanish.
- Spanish.
- Yeah, they go, not to me, it ain't.
- What about this idea that I had with Cho,
but he doesn't really want to do it.
You and I are handcuffed with each other for two months.
- I see why he didn't want to do it.
- We could never take it off.
- Two months?
- Yeah, so we shit together.
- Sleep in the same bed.
- Sleep in the same bed.
- Take a shower together.
- Yeah, the whole thing.
- How do we live?
- It's filmed.
- How do we live?
- How do we live?
We can eat.
- By the way, can't it be a week?
Two months is such a long time.
- It's been a month.
- I could do--
- Because the stakes are higher if it's a month.
By the time three weeks comes,
we're gonna kill each other.
- What hand is cuffed, left or right?
'Cause we're both righties.
- We're both righties.
- So cuffing our right hand would be insane.
Then you could only use your left hand even more.
That would be even more frustrating.
- Wait, wait, so that's your right.
So one of us would be right handed
and one would be left handed, right?
- Well, we could face the opposite direction.
- Oh, that's true.
So that's your left hand right there.
- So you'd have to walk backwards when I walk forwards.
- Yeah, we could do that.
- We would fucking murder.
- You know what, I'd give up my fucking right hand for that,
for proper direction.
- Just to do it?
- Just to do it.
I would give up my right hand, yeah, yeah.
Because I could jerk off with my left hand.
- Prove it.
- We'll do it when we do the show.
- How funny would that be?
You have to hold the iPad, I'll put the sheet over it
and I have to jerk off with my left hand.
- By the way, imagine you jerking off with my hand,
handcuffed to your hand.
And I just have to sit there and pretend
like it's not happening.
- Yeah.
Stand up would be weird.
- No.
Stand up would actually be incredible.
- Yeah.
- It would be so--
- Well, we'd have to go back to back.
- We'd have to just perform at the same time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or we could do, you could do your act.
I'm just sitting there.
- And then once in a while you go like this.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You like something I said?
- And then, or you could help me too.
When I'm doing my act, I can say this.
- I'll say your punchline.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you also can give me tags and stuff.
- You'll go, who was I molested by?
- But what do you think?
- I'm down to do it.
We have to film it though.
- We have to sell it first.
I'm not doing it as a fucking experiment.
- No, no, no, let's do it, let's sell it to somebody.
- Sell it first and then go,
we're gonna do this for real.
- Fancy, get on it.
- Okay, I think one week, one week.
- One week?
- Yeah.
- He wants a month, the kid wants a month.
Buck up or shut up.
- I think I'll--
- Says one last a month.
- Says fuck is who?
- We won't last a week.
- Right.
- We'll do it.
- Two days, but do we do it in LA
or should we just go to a different city?
- Where would be the best city to do something like that?
- Because I don't wanna be in your house
and then where do you stay at my house?
- No, we would stay at a hotel.
- Oh, we do a hotel?
- For sure.
That's the only way this would work.
- Yeah, 'cause I don't wanna see your wife
and your dog and stuff, that'd be weird.
- I don't wanna see your fucking dog.
- Oh, that'd be great though, if I slap in the bed
with you and your wife.
- Between us.
- That'd be weird.
- It wouldn't be, it would be fun.
You'd be our little fuck though.
- Would she be able to sleep though?
- Yeah, for sure.
- No, she won't.