Name: Bobby Lee: Balut v. Deep Dish Pizza | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-10-25T17:00:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee: Balut v. Deep Dish Pizza | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-25. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee: Balut v. Deep Dish Pizza | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-25. Transcript available.

to do you little scumbag i do i just don't care you don't care about food at
all oh no i you know
what happened what i know what you remember the story no oh yeah you do what
when we brought your
family out oh so she comes from the philippines first time in la and i go you
know what i'm gonna
be the guide the tour guide and i'm gonna give them tastes and sounds and
sights that they've
never seen that's kind of nice right yeah sort of like you know um dr do little
dr do much yeah yeah
do much yeah dr do much dr do much you know like just on a boat with a bunch of
animals and just
traveling the world i think i i think it made the wrong reference but let me
try keep going it's
like yeah yeah i'm there because i i i saw the um robert dunney jr trailer of
that and and i just
like it you know he's all over the place with a bunch of animals having
conversations my point
is is this okay fuck you all right so i'm not dr do little i'm gonna stay stick
with that you're
dr do much right and i and there's these new animals not not you're humans but
like you know
what i mean coming to la i'm trying to figure this out yeah yeah i don't know i
think i'm going in the
wrong way yeah i think i'm going the wrong direction yeah but anyway we go to
um that place in echo
park that does deep dish what's it called masa have you been there like it yeah
pretty good yeah so
remember you and your mom and everyone went to masa i got two deep dish pizzas
and i look across the
table and what are you guys doing we're not eating it's because we haven't
tried that and we're usually
used to like just birds they're used to eating eggs bird eggs do they have any
bird eggs there yeah
yeah that's crazy that you didn't they didn't eat any of it and i saw one of
them just poke one with
like it was alive with a fork like i don't know it's too thick it's too much
yeah you eat one piece
and you're fine yeah it's delicious it's delicious i prefer thin crust no no
yeah no no i get it it's
good yeah thin is great i get you can eat thin more often but you should try
that also it's like when
you go to a different country and and dr doolittle from that country goes come
on let's go on an
adventure you got to do it and tell you you have to eat even if he's like these
are elephant testicles
you got to try to try you're in his homeland yeah so if i tell you to eat bird
egg if i was in the
philippines i would do what as the locals i mean that's the reason why he's
never been to the
philippines correct he's not gonna do it that's part of it yeah right you just
choose not to go
there and i'm afraid of fucking one of those lady boys because i know i'm gonna
love it you know
andreas and i are going monday were you going monday yeah yeah he's going me
and andreas are going
to fucking the philippines monday i'm so excited and you're gonna eat egg bird
egg absolutely not
you spanish piece of shit why wouldn't you do you have to do as the locals do
we're doing it one night one night you should try it eggs no just try once yeah
for the show
do you care about this job yes well then do it for the show i guess so see he'll
do it make him do
it while you're there they should put a roe versus wade for fucking duck eggs i
know in the philippines
this is out of control which side are you on i don't know which side i is that
roe or is that way
i can't i have no idea i can't tell because you know that's insane to look at
it's insane to look
at it's just absolutely disgusting look at this picking up its head jesus
fucking jesus christ
it's insane and you literally would eat one right now right yeah that's insane
to me but deep dish
pizza yeah bird heads fine yeah yeah pizza sauce blah tomatoes it's amazing