Name: No Nut Spooktober: Mission Impossible | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'No Nut Spooktober: Mission Impossible | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-26. Transcript available.

i have something to tell you though what i followed your lead i cut i'm i cut
porn i'm done
no more porn no why swear to god why i'm getting sober on porn why because i
just don't i don't
think it's good it's not and i find myself going to it sometimes i'm like i'm
not even gonna jerk
off why am i looking at this shit yeah sometimes i'll look at it without intent
to jerk off like
i just want to see what's on there so i'm gonna i'm cutting it out when it was
when's the first
four days clean four days i'm clean really well why don't should i you know do
a pack i would love
to do it together all right so i did it last night okay so day one no do it
tonight what do you mean
start again yes so should i watch it right now and then start again tonight no
because i'll watch it
tonight again and start at zero let's do that so because i was planning on
watching it tonight i want
to jerk off tonight so i would like to start all right all right so let's start
from zero tonight
great so tonight at midnight the last last time last time 11 59 yeah if you
watch it at midnight
you've broken it right okay can i ask you this too what are the rules no porn i
know but in terms of
if you break it will you text me right away i broke it i promise you we'll call
we'll have to call i
have to i have to do the same thing so what's on the line nothing a thousand
dollars no yeah let's
see who lasts longer a thousand dollars cash we have to show it on this show
and a thousand dollars
goes to something good we have to give it to somebody we'll pick where it goes
can i think
no no i haven't agreed yet no you said yes did i say yes five hundred dollars a
thousand a thousand
done and it goes to someone good or something good yeah done charity it's gonna
be for charity
why can't i just keep it that's not that doesn't work because that's not part
of the pleasure
because knowing that i can take your money and give it to someone else is great
to me that's even
better i feel like you're gonna win this but we have to be 100 honest i am all
right i have a
question okay please when you go to porn do you ever search gay porn bobby no i
haven't no why
what is your problem she's just asking a question no i don't like it ah seems
like a valid it's like
a fucking no because we're girls we also they do so i'm just curious do i
google do i search for
specific things you know what actually do i search gay porn i do women and
women women gay porn yeah
what about guys guys with women guy guys with women who are lesbians yes just
guy and guy just one
guy with one guy was there a girl in the building no just two guys is a girl
filming it yeah yeah like
like a boom operator is there one chick out with tits that's just no never guy
never guy have you
clicked on have you clicked on anything unique like like trans porn or
something i don't want to talk
about that right now so you can if you want if you say it if you have if you
have have i seen
trans porn have you clicked on it you see it i know you scroll through it it's
like have i watched
it so look other categories there's like teen there's like um there's uh old
man porn which we
know you love then there's like mass solo masturbation videos then there's like
couples one so you've
seen trans just let me defend there's transport and you click on it there's one
let me just defend
myself it's not there's nothing to defend i'm not even defending it's fine it's
totally fine i mean
dave chapelle wouldn't like it but it's fine for you i know i know so um there's
this i don't
generally like them but there's this one video i have saved on one of the porn
sites that i
saved it well i favorited it wow and put in a playlist never done that yeah why
i have i figure
when it's over it's over and i always when i look at my favorite playlist it's
in the corner right
hand on the always going hey bob yeah and i never click on it but i know it's
there what is it
it's this because when i first clicked on it she was a beautiful girl she's
probably still is
yeah i know okay right and it was it's the first um how do you call it transhuman
trans person person
yeah person is person beautiful trans person sure that looks the most i did
like most they look like
a woman yeah no but like there's just i know what you're saying you're
something like sometimes when
you see you'll see an adam's apple you mean on the girl right and you go that
seems but you believe
that this trend from the waist up i would probably put billion dollars it's not
okay what's okay do you
know the name of the porn i don't know i think you do i don't something tells
me that you see it all
the time and you know exactly what i can tell you what's her name i don't know
the name i bet you do
because i don't know the language it's spoken in okay so it's there and you
haven't watched it or
you do definitely watch it i've seen it how many times be real in my lifetime i
think i put it in my
um playlist why are you afraid to click on it i don't understand because you
save it obviously you
want it you're like a fat person that like hides cookies but you know you're
gonna eat them at some
point it's like an alcoholic that like hides booze it's like this is gone
forever it's like just dump
it out then no it's like having um it's the comfort of being near no you know
it's in the house you
know when you flip up that computer screen it's always going to be there
comforting you knowing
i'm always here if you want to click me no it's like wolf like x-men go on
right you know it's like
you know why is wolverine hanging out he's so you know i mean he's just
somebody you want to keep
around and things get like rough it's like x-men because she used to be a man
no that's not what
i'm saying it's x-men no it's x-men x-people x-men new woman no what i'm saying
is is that you
know if i was like xavier dr x got it right you know you know um we'll read
this very like you know
i mean do you feel like you just want to tell me you like trans porn and you're
afraid to say it
i'm trying to find an analogy you don't need to i want to it's better for me
let's say here i'll
go i have one i have an analogy for have you done it i have an analogy for have
you done it
the way that i hate pineapple on pizza yeah the strength i have for it yeah is
the way that you
love trans porn right i hate it pineapple as much as you love trans it's that's
not true it's not the
same thing no it's not absolutely not it is because i'm saying i just figured
out what i'm saying
i'm saying is it's not that big of a deal i don't when i open up and it's not
going to end my life
the pineapple open up and i say have you though let me ask you yes i've eaten
pineapple with pizza
on it with pizza pineapple i've had that i've seen the trans porn i've had
pizza with pineapple on it
good that's all i want to eat
i get it can i understand okay no no can i tell you if we're being honest yeah
i i clicked on a video yeah did not know it was that uh-huh okay saw it saw
some of it
that was that yeah then me too i didn't i never come i tell you what no that's
a guarantee i was
about to come bobby let's listen to what i'm saying did you come i didn't i
what i do i switch to it
quickly get away from it and come to something else yeah yeah so you will
masturbate to it but then
you if you're going to come to a point and i'll just switch to a fucking christian
one it's okay
to admit this yeah yeah that's fine yeah quickly yeah i've never seen one but i
did want to be i
just want to debate you a little yeah i know it's okay but but can i be honest
yeah i've seen the
categories there and i there's nothing there's something inside me that goes
see what it's like
just for exploration you've seen it i haven't clicked on it yet yeah you have i
promise i haven't
i'm telling you as a friend i really i haven't i haven't watched one but i do
think why don't i
click on that who care why not let me see because you know what i have seen
what uh overwatch porn
where the girls have penises you know overwatch you know what overwatch is the
game overwatch yeah
yeah they have like tons of overwatch porno all over the internet and you've
seen
well in that in the animation they have the girls have penises and overwatch
yeah yeah you know
this don't you rudy no you like you know what overwatch is i don't overwatch
but but overwatch
porn yeah it's a lot of like chicks it's a lot of chicks chicks penises stuff
that's cool so i've
seen that before does that count no no well i try doesn't well i try to be i
look dude i try to join
your thing yeah it's not a thing it's just one video from three fucking years
ago man you still got
in your favorites i should i'm gonna delete it don't that's insane how insensitive
yeah i'll put in a
different fucking playlist a new one just a special playlist don't watch this
anymore yeah yeah stop
watching naughty boy naughty list yeah that's on the naughty list yeah