Name: Rudy's Sister Across The Seas | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Sister Across The Seas | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-27. Transcript available.

splitting up together three of the best castmates on earth once again it is the
return of the
mole woman oh wait yeah let it play out pete that's the way to do it
what is that hey girl is that is that a new girl i mean new girl new girl
welcome back to
everyone's favorite podcast splitting up together featuring rudy jewels and the
one and only kalilah
coon sitting in the hot seat today is kalilah coon you know my last name is not
that's not how you say
it kalilah coon it's a racial slur is it really kalilah coon how do you say
your last name
kalilah coon so much better that way isn't it no ah rudy rudy wasn't here on
time we were here 15
minutes ago rudy forgot that it was bad friends day she's gonna blame fancy b
is that true yeah
because i thought he said thursday your test your text yeah no i think the
original way you said it
check your test check your test please please check your test and then he
texted me again yesterday and
i thought he changed it to 8 p.m thursday yeah it's wednesday 8 p.m wednesday
you know what i found a
better a better a better you in the philippines really who yeah it's like you
know it looked like
you but she's way cooler looks like you it talks like you it walks like you
yeah what do you mean is
this a woman that you've fallen in love with so you're leaving your wife or a
woman you met in the
philippines i know who it is it's her little sister oh is that your little
sister oh rudy and is she doing
the eat pussy thing yeah i don't think that's okay how old is she 14 yeah let's
not that's not okay for
her to zoom in on that she looks just like you that's so wild you guys have the
same um what is it
the thing you know that people can point out if it's the eyes of the mouth or
the nose it's it's
nose mouth it's right here it's just a little nose mouth this little part right
here is the most
alike do the do the pussy eat thing with your look at me yeah that's your
little sister
peas in a pod she's 14 years old so fancy yeah she's smarter than jules
is she really yeah she's a genius is she really taught herself japanese over
the pandemic she's like
fluent in japanese now she's just she's one of those girls that is just so
switched on she talks
about her gay awakening in like oh really just like like matter of fact she gay
whole way she's she they
she's she hasn't determined her pronouns yet but she says that she is she's
talked about her gay
awakening wow pull this closer i can't hear you that well sorry um hang on my
rudy today you are
yeah get closer to the mic god man you brown people it's hard to control wait
so she has a gay
awakening she doesn't know if she's a she she's not a she doesn't know her
pronouns that's what it is
yeah i don't she hasn't figured that out yeah what are your pronouns she her
what are yours
uh everybody sees me goes uh uh the big cheese the big cheeto i don't i'm gonna
call to i'm gonna call
to him i'm gonna call to him but i refuse to like when people put it in their
emails or any of that
that drives me nuts you have to do that in college i know because you're in a
liberal
bullshit college college is making people do stuff like that now right yeah you
got to say do you when
you introduce yourself to the class you have to say your pronouns and even on
zoom you have to put it
on your name yeah juliana q and she but if you don't put it what is who cares
no but it's just they say it like when the teacher says if you want just put it
it's better
oh so it's just a suggestion it's not a requirement yeah that's true i mean the
world is look there's
a woman running for orange county congress names just to bring up a picture of
michelle steel
i don't know if you know this woman the one thing she hates the most what do
you think it is
that michelle still the korean immigrant running for orange county congress
what do you think michelle
still hates the most let me think give you both one guess oh koreans oh no she
loves koreans
what do you think she hates filipino china she hates china oh yeah she did a
whole commercial on how
much she doesn't like china it's very she's like we must stop china i always
thought i wanted a chinese
husband did you really yeah because like for the moon yeah my god shoot for the
moon
a chinese husband why um because i have a lot of like korean friends that are
female
and um go like this hush hush watch this oh did nobody tell you nobody told you
you have lipstick
on your teeth i couldn't see you bitch jules even if you saw it you wouldn't
tell me dude that's the
most up you know you would you know you saw lipstick on her teeth and you didn't
see you're a liar
you're a bad girl also jules like knowing that i'm single and i need the extra
help you're not going
to tell me i will tell you if there's boogers or anything what was there what
what was just going on
there you made the decision to not tell her i didn't see and she was already
talking so i just
you're a little fucking scumbag pal just because you're in a relationship she's
single let her
fucking catch and you're out there locked up so you want you don't want other
people to prosper is
that what it is no