Name: "Will Smith Sucks!" Rudy's Take on The Slap
Uploaded: 2022-10-31T19:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Will Smith Sucks!" Rudy's Take on The Slap' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Will Smith Sucks!" Rudy's Take on The Slap' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-31. Transcript available.

tell you something i just buy more this is new those are new socks yeah dude i
like new socks
so much when i'm traveling and on tour i will bring three pairs of socks for
one day one for
the plane one for like when i go to work out and then one for when i go to the
show i have to change
socks you don't like the feeling of new socks i don't really care okay but when
you take them
off to have a long day they don't they're not like yucky and no no huh smell
your feet right now
this is new yeah but just smell your raw foot what are we talking nothing
nothing maybe maybe
filipinos feet don't stink yeah i don't think so white people's feet stink yeah
bobby's feet stink
really bad yeah he's got that kind of white guy in him a little bit sand that's
the san diego highway
feet that's how yeah that is whose feet do you think stink the most out of the
crew
out of you guys who do you think for real out of the whole crew i can it's george
see i my instinct
is george but i but i gotta tell you something something says carlos might have
some stanky ass
feet oh interesting i should know this i'm i am his lover after all well you
guys yeah i was just
gonna say this tryst that's been going on between you guys is just look i
approve just because you
everybody loves a good mixed baby so at least he's not a normal maybe mexipino
mexipino yeah because
he's not or philly max cuter philly max you got to name him philly max you know
it took this long
to realize that will and jada named their kids jaden and willow after them the
internet just did a
whole thing on it and i literally did the same thing you just did i was like i
guess i never thought
i don't know he's making a comeback by the way do you see will smith is do you
see what he's doing
you see the movie he's doing holy shit is this a way for him to come back and
not have anything be
said about him at all things called emancipation all is forgiven i don't give a
fuck if you hit chris
rock i gotta tell you that's amazing i'd love to be a part of something like
this but i just know
that they're just going to cast me as that guy you know what i mean they say
well i want to be a part
of a movie i'm going to be the crazy racist white guy it's like you not belong
here boy right there
my grandma was a redhead was she really son of a bitch you got any red blood in
you baby
no yeah i know i can tell that's straight jungle out there baby there's no
ginger um show show the
video to kalilah i want to show i want her to see this this is this is very
funny so so let me give
some preface to this this is a local news station you know local news is always
great fodder you know
what i mean it's always good fodder um not local here this is texas sorry but
uh it's halloween time
almost and boy oh boy you know the goblins and ghouls are out and this lady is
both of those things
go ahead a worst case scenario is that you unleash hell on your kids and in
your home jamie gooch is a
mother of three and the owner of gooch family farm detroit i love everything to
do with house and home
i believe everything starts here it grieves me the thought of exposing our kids
to darkness the whole
movie is based on witches harvesting children for blood sacrifices hocus pocus
classic these people vote these people live and
you've got to give i hope the big stone comes soon you've got to give her a
break oh it must not be
a kit kat is that what you're talking about it can't have been easy growing up
with a last name gooch
yeah that's true fucking gooch goochy couch there's something that i realized
this woman is evil by the
way for sure and you i can tell you um a clear-cut sign is that she rarely blinks
yes when people when
people don't blink i'm like how how like what what demonic force is allowing
your eyes to stay open when
the wind is blowing go back and let's just go from the beginning turn off the
volume let's just see
how many times if she blinks she's a redhead yeah no she's not this right right
here holding tight
pause it on the fam love gotta love the gooch's well gooch to the left is gonna
be a cutie i think
yeah like an aaron carter type yes yeah he might but i gotta tell you something
daddy gooch this is
what happened look take this the wrong way if you want to america this is what
happens when you stay
at home and you got nothing going on and you're focusing too much on stuff that
doesn't mean anything
because no offense i don't think she does anything all day she may have a job i
highly fucking doubt it
because she said the house and home is her only focus and you got to know she
spent too much time
and after the house is cleaned and the kids are fed and they're off to school
and papa gooch is off
selling and insurance he's slinging that life insurance she's at home she's
cooked everything
she's cleaned everything she's sad the wine is gone and now she's focusing on
what's infiltrating house and
home hocus pocus too the evils of disney plus good for her dude you know these
people also hated moana
because you know well we know
that tracks i look i don't think princesses i think princesses can be brown i'm
just saying i
don't think they are brown that's what i mean that what i meant was like the
same argument about
fucking little mermaid being black i'm the biggest little mermaid fan like i
know not just all the songs
i know every word from beginning to end do you really i can recite the whole
thing i've got who's
it's and what's it's galore thingamabobs i got 20 20. but who cares no big deal
i want more
what a good movie by the way also a redhead right also redhead and by the way
keep her red
that's why i'm against the black mermaid keep her red but she does have red
hair keep her white and red
so stupid we should be more concerned with them drawing penises in the castles
that they used to
do remember that and the priest getting a boner yeah do you know about this no
do the penis castle
for the little mermaid cover this is like one of the most classic things on
planet earth
the original animators drew a penis in the original artwork of the castle look
at that cock right
they do like subliminal stuff right yeah the sex the priest gets a boner do the
priest gets a boner
show that image in the middle of them getting married on the boat the priest is
rock hard because a little
walks by in front of them moments before
so there they are getting married on the boat right they're trying to stall the
wedding right
who is the sun's going down before the sun sets on the third day that's right
oh there it was look at the priest's legs when you look here you see it it's
very subtle hold on let
it play out because i bet they'll show there it is oh my god you're right that's
disgusting why would
they make him have a boner but i get it she does look hot there well priests
are horny yeah they don't
get the fuck these guys don't get the fuck unless it's somebody's kids bad
people priests not all of
them just almost all of them they had a campaign not all priests it just did
not do well