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What do you think about Kanye's White Lives Matter shirt, Jules?
What do you think? Did you see it?
I saw a bit of a clip on TikTok.
Because you're anti-whites. We've talked about it on the show.
You know this, right? She hates whites, and we love that.
We are pro-your-hate-for-whites.
And what do you feel about this? Now, do you hate Kanye?
I think, yeah.
Yeah, you do.
I think I really liked what Charlamagne said about it.
What Charlamagne said was actually extremely well said.
It was like everything he said, I was like, mm-hmm, that's a good point.
Mm-hmm, that's a good point.
Like everything he said beat by beat was really, really good.
Because I think that he cycles in and out of his seasons, Kanye does.
But there's several times, like some seasons, he really does seek white
validation.
100%. That's why he plays this game.
That's Candace fucking Owens.
You know who that is, right?
Yes, of course.
She's a Republican political pundit.
But what I find interesting is that, you know how he made a big fuss about Adidas
and all of these brands,
allegedly sort of like stealing his work and profiting.
But there is a small designer who apparently he stole all of like the creative
stuff from,
who's not getting a lot of the credit.
Didn't they sue him too or went away?
I mean, something happened where like he got into a, or they settled out of
court or something like that for stealing some of the designs.
Here's the biggest problem.
Think about the little Asian kid that made that shirt.
That's what I'm more concerned about.
These White Lives Matter shirt.
They're being made by little tiny Jules.
Little Rudies.
Your little sister.
Your little, your little mouth V sister.
What's her name?
Issa.
Issa, right.
What's really sad is that Jules is just now getting into older Kanye albums.
Ugh.
It's so good.
Yes, it is.
So good.
It almost makes up for all this kind of con, this stuff.
It's just like when you see White Lives Matter, I go, what are you doing?
This guy's an idiot.
Then you, you know, you go back and listen to College Dropout and you're like,
you better believe it's fucking, it's worth all that stuff.
College or what album do you like the most?
Um, I think College Dropout.
Yeah, it's so fucking good.
There's a serial killer in Stockton.
Right now?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
I didn't think serial killers were a thing anymore.
Stockton serial killer.
Everything we know and don't know so far.
How many people has a guy killed?
Six.
Wow.
Six is a lot.
Who was killed?
35 year old Paul Alexander Yao.
43 year old Salvador William.
At least he's being diverse in his murders.
21 year old Jonathan Hernandez Rodriguez.
Oh, there is a theme.
Yeah, there is.
Juan Cruz and Lorenzo Lopez.
And God bless the dead.
God rest the dead.
Sorry about that.
That's disgusting.
So this guy, the 46 year old black woman is the only known survivor of the
shooting.
Oh, he's shooting people.
That's not a serial killer.
That's insane.
Yeah.
I feel like that's not a very clever way to.
Yeah.
A gun is a cop out.
By the way, do you see all the fucking heat that, that, uh, uh, whatchamacallit's
getting
from the LGBTQ community?
Um, they're pissed.
Um, they're pissed because it was in Netflix's subcategory as LGBTQ plus.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
And they got fucking livid about it.
Not crime.
And they were like, why are you sexualizing this guy?
Homophobic hypocrisy and differing reactions to, yeah.
Netflix, uh, resurrects Dahmer triggering criticism.
By the way, have you guys seen it?
I haven't yet.
It's fucking awesome.
It's this kid, Evan Peters, give whatever he wants.
Give him all of it.
What?
He was Manson, right?
He did Manson.
Wait, did he do Manson in, um, American Horror Story?
Oh.
Right?
Isn't that what he did in?
Yeah.
I'm almost positive.
This guy's fucking great.
Dude, he's awesome.
Oh yeah.
I love him.
And look at how ambiguous he looks.
He looks like he could be everybody and nobody.
I think he looks like a little bit like a Jesse, uh, Eisenberg.
A little bit there.
There he looks like a guy I played high school basketball with.
And the bottom one, he looks like the guy.
And there he looks like a sexy, sexy serial killer.
They did buff him up too when he takes his shirt off.
Do Evan Peters shirtless Dahmer.
But Dahmer was not buff.
No.
I thought he was kind of scrawny.
No, he was actually kind of a good sized guy.
Because that's why he was able to hold down all these other victims.
Oh.
Look at him up there.
Yeah.
No, that's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
Go to one of the frames up top from Dahmer.
Look at that.
Hey.
Oh, Rudy.
See?
He's hot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the guy on the left is a guy that was jogging.
That's not him.
That's not him.
There you go.
There he is.
Hmm.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Hate to say it, but it's young.
Do you hate to say it though?
Hmm.
I'd let him kill me.
Stop it.
That's awful.
I mean, we're more his type than you, because I think he liked Southeast Asians.
That's not true.
Black men.
Mostly black men.
Oh, but definitely like minority.
But I guess you're closer to a black man than me.
Yeah, of course.
You kind of look like a black guy.
Well, no.
My mom, like Filipinos, right?
Like in the mountainous regions before Spanish colonization, we called him
before his people
destroyed my land.
Don't shake your fucking head at what your people did, you scumbag.
Before education, before-
Whoa!
This guy's a bad person, turns out.
Before we enslave your people and gave you books, is that what you tried to say,
you pig?
I was so proud to tell him when we got to the Philippines, I'm like, do you
know that this
is where Magellan died?
Oh, where he was slaughtered.
Yeah.
Scumbag.
How did they kill him?
I hope they killed him slow.
Oh, it was like this.
So I'll tell you exactly how they killed Magellan.
So it was actually in the water.
So the Spanish fleet would come in and they would try to walk on very shallow
water to get
to the land.
And so these men would hold their breaths underwater.
And when the men would try to walk on the water, they would like emerge from
the water
and just-
So dope.
That's so fucking dope.
Magellan, you got got.
By a little breath-holding Filipino.
Little.
Like Lapu-Lapu was like four foot five.
I got you, Magellan.
He had to jump up, grab him, and then throw his throat, right?
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
He's like-
Trying to get this little mid-fuck, a little tidy Filipino off his back.
What does a Filipino little person look like?
That's got to be almost non-existent.
Like an LP Filipino?
No, we have a lot.
An LPP?
Yeah, it's just-
You down with LPP?
Yeah, you know me.
Yeah, just like a regular little person.
No, they got to be shorter.
There's no chance they're not smaller.
Look at how tiny most of your people are.
Oh my God, it's like a collector's item.
It's like a wedding cake topper.
That's so cute.
That's like one of my bobblehead guys.
That's like what you get at a baseball game.
It's little person Filipino collector's night.
You know what?
I hate to say this or brag about my country, but we have way cuter little
people.
Your little people are very cute.
Zoom in on these two lovable items.
By the way, and this is back when-
You're talking about-
This is a time period you can tell from how old this is.
This is back when people in general weren't that good looking.
You know?
It's like you go back in time.
There's way more hotter people now than there's ever been,
and there will be exponentially as time grows.
You go back in the books, almost nobody was good looking.
Like what year does that say on there?
I think it's because they were-
What?
1914.
1914.
Go, okay, Google photos right now of like average family in 1914,
and look at how fucking ugly these people are going to be.
You just go with Google image, let's see what the average family in 1914.
Look at the fuck, look at how wretched these people are.
Horrific.
Look at that little girl down on the right.
Look at how ugly that kid is.
I'd leave that outside.
Not bringing that in.
Wait a second.
This is what the average people look like.
Horrific people.
But don't you think it's because of like vitamin deficiencies and-
All right, now you're making fun of whites.
I understand.
I know what you're doing.
No, it's also because we just didn't know how to care for ourselves at all.
At all.
Look at that.
You ate till you died.
You ate and drank whatever you could.
But I mean, in some cultures, like, you know, more meat really was the beauty
standard.
Right.
The fatter you were, the better you were.
Yeah.
Look at all these kids.
Look at the mama.
By the way, she's 19, that mother.
That's what a 19-year-old woman looked like in 1914.
Where do farts go when you hold them in?
Because I held one in today, and I'm not kidding, my eyes hurt.
Yeah.
Well, I used to do that a lot when I was working at Abercrombie, folding
clothes.
I would squat down and-
I don't know why I like the image of you folding t-shirts, just like-
Like, Klyla?
It's like, mm-hmm.
Just holding in a fart, like, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm folding this shirt.
Well, I'm not a crop duster.
That's just not my vibe.
Really?
No, like, I don't like to ruin people's days like that.
So, I would-
Sweet.
It would bubble up to my kidneys, and I would have extreme flank pain, and I
could barely
walk home, because I had to walk home after work.
And I remember just, like, always just being in pure suffering when I'd hold
them in.
So, they go somewhere, probably at your eyeballs at some point.
Because it hurt the back of my eyes hurt.
I held one in so deep, and it just hurt my-
It just-
It just was so uncomfortable.
When you block it far from escaping, some of the gas can pass through your gut
and be reabsorbed
into your bloodstream.
You got fart blood.
From there, it can end up being exhaled through your lungs, coming out of your
mouth via exhaling.
So, you can actually burp a fart.
Is that why bad breath happens?
That's exactly what it is.
You've been burping a lot of farts in this room sometimes.
I always hold my fart in school.
That's why I have so many problems.
Babe, you gotta let it out.
Yeah, or else it's gonna come out your mouth.
But then, it's gonna be smelly.
I know, but would you rather have a smelly burp mouth, or be in such excruciating
pain that
you're probably hurting your insides.
Smelly mouth.
Okay.
See what I mean?
I can't believe you can fart out of your mouth.
Tell you something, I'm farting right now.
Oh, that was such a polite one.
That's most of my farts.
It almost is like so more unattractive than a...
Yeah, it was too cute.
Well, I held it in a...
I just squeezed...
I squeaked...
My farts make the onomatopoeia of like a town in the Philippines.
Doesn't that sound like a town from where you're from?
Yeah.
Boo-yo-toot.
My farts always have a name of a town from the Philippines.
Boo-yo-no-toot.