Name: Lee v Herrera: Opening Statements | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-11-04T17:00:03.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Lee v Herrera: Opening Statements | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-04. Transcript available.

the bad friends court is now in session honorable judge bobby lee and honorable
judge
andrew santino presiding please be seated be seated i thought i'll be seated i'm
not judge
ito judge lee judge lee ito judge lee ito and he's andrew george washington andrew
george
washington please be seated interesting interesting i'm just getting the care
interesting very good
to be here um welcome to um this court case i'm very i'm very excited and i'm
going to do my due
diligence and my um oath to my the office and i am going to really speculate
and analyze and i'm going
to contemplate all the ideas and the weight of it all really good to be here i'm
judge ito what is your
name judge george washington i have wooden teeth that's all i know i don't know
how what he i don't
know what he does what he sounds like keep going wonderful to be here judging
and presiding amongst
this case let's bring the defendant what is ellen degenerate oh i didn't know
we're doing voices
she's the attorney oh for the man on trial carlos herrera please approach
interesting very good
is that a bomb yeah a bulletproof vest in case
somebody decides to ratatata tatum are you the unabomber what the fuck is going
on here what is
may i see the paperwork i have no idea put your hands on the bible
do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth all of the truth and nothing but
the truth so help you god
i do are you catholic yes god bless are you sure you're catholic yes i'm catholic
from your hairline
it looks jewish i didn't say that okay did i say that yeah the hairline seems
do you have anything
to say for yourself prior to starting any words for the judges just say you
guys take empathy on me
and go lightly on me death penalty next objection ah thank you we're in california
i think you're gonna have to see i don't think you can do death penalty this
lawyer is good
this lawyer is good she is good the education scottsdale community
she's got our college that's scc right scc fighting artichokes amazing oh okay
miss mr generous
mr generous yes your client is accused of mouth-fucking bobby's ex how do you
how do you
that's the trial okay how do you plead not guilty well interesting because we
have uh footage
footage video proof okay of your jewie lips actually that it doesn't seem
can the court define your greasy jewish your greasy jewish
can you handle jewy lips for me can i handle it yeah i can i mean that's i'm
okay i'm not saying it
but i can handle hearing it yeah what is what is the what is your defense uh my
defense is uh if i think the
case is that uh carlos is guilty and uh messing around with kalilah uh but are
you i thought you were
my lawyer am i his lawyer am i high right now no excuse me are you are you the
prosecutor or the defense
attorney i'm defending my client and saying he's not guilty in that he can he
can mouthfuck whoever he
wants oh oh oh oh i like that oh like i like that that's like james bond but
for mouthfucking
he has a license to kill but license to mouthfuck yeah i interesting may i see
that certificate
oh my certificate for well then he has a license to mouthfuck anybody correct
uh mr generous that's that's the case mr generous please show us the
documentation i would like to
get that license today in court what is she's we've registered we've registered
she's filing for a
license i'm filing for a license interesting file denied denied because you
know it's been a year that he
has been you know i mean and you knew this court date was going to happen to
you and today's the day
you file i found out about this an hour ago wonderful wow what an attorney what
an attorney when did
you graduate 2008 oh high school or college i'm sorry elementary school what's
in the briefcase what is
in your house she's bringing out the good stuff some documents should help her
now documents let's
see and my briefcase is nothing like the basis of this case empty hollow order
this is a waste
order order thank you wow wow interesting so that's your opening statement yeah
and that um carlos should
be able to uh mouthfuck whoever he wants