Name: The Great Bobby Bake Off Show | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-11-09T18:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Great Bobby Bake Off Show | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Great Bobby Bake Off Show | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

it's cold as time mine is cold as ice but you do know it
wait how do you know it that's not a line but um i'm glad that we got carlos
off trial by the way
yeah that's nice it's very nice listen if i'll be honest with you if anybody
that i know was
going to want to date kalilah i would let you do it because she's not going to
want to fuck you
okay you know what i mean but it's like even if she did it would be a big laugh
i'd enjoy it
we could hang out yeah you know and um play with the dogs together excuse me
play with the dogs i
would play dogs with you okay cool yeah you play dogs together i would play
with bobby's dogs like
if i dated yeah if i dated not like i thought you're gonna roll like i wouldn't
be a fucking
chihuahua what how'd you know i was gonna say that what else could you be you'd
be and what is he what
is he i was gonna say yorkshire terrier which is like the wiry hair i'm
something like with wiry
hair like a hairless cat yeah what is sphinx yeah that's you yorkshire terrier
oh yeah that'd be me
i love those things are they cute yeah yorkshire terriers oh my god i mean come
on bro dude i was
watching the great british bake-off i've been watching it and it's so funny
because they were talking about
one of the couples that taking a walk with their dog and we call them wiener
dogs you know dachshunds
yeah you know what they call them what sausage dog oh yeah yeah yeah it's also
though he's like he's
walking with his boyfriend and their sausage dog ron yeah and they named it the
normal name it was so
cute why don't we say sausage why are fucking british indians so good at
fucking baking oh weird
what indians what how many there's one indian woman on the but in every seat i've
seen every single
season from season one zero well you gotta have one because they're in no they
always go to the
either win the fucking thing or they get to the final i mean they're just so
good at it middle eastern
people are good at it middle eastern people are good yeah good they know how to
bake yeah she's great i
i mean they're all great that girl the first girl he won it yeah one year yeah
that dude's a king
look at him look at him he knows it too yeah he's like i'm a fucking baking
king yeah he's like an engineer
or something and he's indian in england you don't watch do you watch that show
no you don't watch the
great british bake-off no i haven't it's so good it's so good it's great it's
it's it's i i honestly
think and i want to see something crazy that in terms of because i don't watch
anything wholesome
what are you talking about what do you mean like i'm not a wholesome guy like
everything i watch like
i saw like i said hellraiser earlier and i'll watch stuff like horror movies or
you know some violence
sometimes i'll watch like a marvel movie but like in general i don't do like
disney or
wholesome tv like i've never seen um two and a half men is that a one yeah that's
one the guy with
aids yeah yeah i've never saw aids the guy with aids but my point is is that
but this is the i this is
one of my favorite shows of all time and what i like about it it makes me feel
like i'm normal
yeah like oh i i do what i think i long i think i long to be that oh my god do
you make no i long to
be like to wake up you know i have this fantasy i can't believe i'm saying this
i have this dream
this reoccurring dream and i've had it for a long time even before i met kalilah
where i live in the
midwest and i see green rolling hills yeah where what state do you i don't know
where right right but
there's not a lot of houses you know i mean but like it's a white house with
blue trim
right yeah no fence you just see green rolling hills right and i'm laying in
bed and i wake up and
it's like seven and i wake up to the smell of coffee the smell of coffee right
i hear peter patter in
the you know the little peter patter you know what i mean animals it could be
yeah i never get i never
leave you sit in bed the whole time i said i'm there the whole time your
fantasy is pretty close
to reality no no but what happens in a different location yeah yeah but what
happens is i look out
the window and there's i see a body of a woman never the face right what does
the body look like
or color supermodel lizzo it's like julia andrews no legato tall skinny tall
skinny black man yeah yeah
and um you know those those clothes lines yeah yeah this woman's doing that and
i can hear a giggle
because i look out the window and she knows i'm there right i'm just picturing
you as the york the
little puppy the whole time you're describing like a dog's day yeah yeah this
is like you're the mind
of a dog that's you yeah yeah yeah you're smelling but my point is is that i
just imagine her hanging
up all these clothes and then getting to your underwear and just being like oh
my god but then
there's oh then sometimes it switches to me in a car with kids i don't ever see
the kids but i'm going
to soccer practice oh you know i mean and there's all these things that and i'm
in this midwest town
i have a normal life and then i wake up in hollywood yeah and then you know i
mean you're better off
kill it yeah i definitely kill it that's your second life in your mind yeah but
there is maybe it's
happening in an alternative universe maybe but i also when i look at british
bake-off there's there's a
tone to it right a tone a tone a feeling that i have of like oh this is this i
could do i could
have done this no what no what do you mean to be a become a baker no what the
tone of like people not
saying fuck every other word right people go being encouraging yeah like you
know it wasn't good a
little dry you know you're you didn't the the proof you didn't proof it long
enough or bake it long
enough you know and um but i like the flavors right like they're positive if i
did a baking show i'd be
like this sucks we should do one the great bad friends bake-off yeah but my
point is there's just
a feeling about it that i just a wholesomeness that you wish you were another
person yeah i wish i was
different a little bit man because it's like um you're not happy with what you
are i'm happy with what
you are that's some of these girls man sometimes you piss me off