Name: Pauly Shore's Korean Spa Embarrassment | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pauly Shore's Korean Spa Embarrassment | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-14. Transcript available.

Because I always had a thing with him what do you mean like a gay thing?
First of all, if there's any gay thing it's between him and Tim washington
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've seen we have that okay. Yeah, I've always had a little
um
There's always been a kind of like a tension between him and I what do you mean
like a competitive do you see yourself in him?
And that's why no, I don't see myself in him now. He sees himself in his
girlfriend
Kill it. That's exactly what it is. I got you you hit it on the juice. I see
myself in his girlfriend. Yeah, but
Very good, but
Anyway, I'm happy for him. She's gorgeous. So I have been linking up with on
Dating apps with only fangirls, but obviously they say during the things like I'm
not going to give up my you know
Give up my profession, which I wouldn't want a girl to go
You know, you got to quit only fans for today. I mean, there's no way I would
do that. I follow your dreams
My point is that
It's not that I would be jealous. I think my thing is is that because my
Tools
Right aren't as big as the tools that she's using while she's working. I feel
self-conscious about it
Don't i'm sure you're fit. I'm sure you'll fit the bill in your own way
It's like stand-up. You can't compare yourself to the other people
You've got you offer a lot. Yeah
Yeah, and those dicks are insanely large like you can't compare your tool to
their
Like giant black tools
Like the porn star girls you can't compare that
I you know, I equated to this
Uh-huh
Sometimes
NFL stars football players will go home and play madden
Yeah, right
So they play the real thing at work. Yeah, and sometimes they do a little side
thing at home
And they like them both just the same. They're both the same and a different
game. No less real. That's right
You got this, Polly
That's true, that's true. Polly says he runs into you at the Korean spa all the
time and you run away from him
Maybe he could help you get some babes. No
And the reason why I run into him I run away from him is because he's
embarrassing
Not that i'm with him that's embarrassing. It's the things he says out loud
that I can't be around. Oh like chinese
Yeah, they're obviously he yeah, he sings a song
Chinese people
Are the most beautiful people in the world
Out loud is he wrong? There's no chinese people. There's all korean. So what he's
just saying his preferred pronoun
I know, but it's like imagine you're you don't know who he is
Right, you're an old korean man on business, but the weasel
Yeah, I love song wrong, right
Which is what's another one
Jury duty
No, man
Jury duty
Army, what's the army one in the army now?
Army now good, but my favorite
Weasel
Weasel
Oh, yeah, you know my favorite
What?
Bardo
Always good with Baldwin
Yeah, wow
Yeah, they're probably
I think they like him
Yeah, but also he touches them
Well that they don't like
No, but they don't say anything. It's weird
Yeah, it makes he touches everybody. So I imagine him and it does he touch you
No different probably not in an inappropriate
No, but he'll like pinch pinch and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a weird guy,
huh?
Yeah
Sounds like he's a weird guy. I like him. I love I love him. He's a brother. I
think he's great. Yeah, but you guys have a different relationship
Yeah, he he he discovered me
So um, he's to blame. No, yeah, I owe him. I owe him and his family so fucking
much
Because I was just a kid at la jolla imagine and they used to go down down
there a lot
I didn't know you were at la jolla. Yeah, that's where I started and they um
You know, I was working as a doorman in la jolla
Polly goes in on saturday nights. They I would always host one show
I only had five minutes
He saw me perform and he walked up to me and he goes
This is 1996
He goes dude, you're so weird out there
Oh, yeah
Open for me and that's it changes everything. That's awesome. Wow
He's a sweet man. No, just that time period it was
That time period there was just so many dreams and you had so many
You know fantasies and like everything was so exciting. It all came true
I know
Oh, stop. That's where i'm at now. Don't ruin it for me
It all came true, but it wasn't what I expected. Yeah, there was so much
struggle
And and pain yeah, but you're there now. So, you know, I still feel it shut up
You're you're emotionally uh
You're getting real emotional lately. I think it's like a new you're finding a
new you now that you're single. I like it. He's reflective
I've been very reflective and um
Are you a piece are you at peace?
What does that mean are you at peace? Yeah, I know what it means, but i'm
trying to think about what well
Then why'd you fucking ask me what it means if you know what I asked that i'm
trying to think about the answer
Oh, well, then take some more time. Yeah, yeah, what do you mean by that?
No, am I at peace?
No