Name: Why Ye Is Obsessed w/ Pete Davidson's Member | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Ye Is Obsessed w/ Pete Davidson's Member | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-17. Transcript available.

I think about Kanye West right before I go on.
Because a lot of his rhetoric lately, you know, it's really inspiring.
It's on brand.
He's inspiring, this guy.
He's a loopy, sad boy, man.
And somebody, then I just saw an article that said he was ranting about Pete
Davidson's 10-inch penis.
I saw that.
No, his cock.
Oh, the penis or the rant?
Yeah, the 10-incher.
I've known Pete for a long time.
And when I met him, he was only 8 inches.
So it's cool to see that you grow with time.
As a person and in your penis.
Allegedly screamed about Pete Davidson's 10-inch penis during a fight with Charlemagne.
Charlemagne will do that, man.
He's so good at pulling people into this world of getting really mad and stuff.
He's so fucking good at, like, making people get annoyed and pissed off and
then blowing up on his show.
He also baits people to say fucked up shit.
Do they have footage of that, though?
The cock?
No.
I don't know.
Dude, if I had a 10-inch cock, I mean, I'd be doing the same thing.
Run around town trying to date everybody.
Yeah, 100%.
But unfortunately, I don't.
How many inches is your cock, Trev?
Probably six and a quarter.
Six and a quarter is honest and real, and I know that's actually the number.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You measured it, huh?
Oh, yeah, recently.
But you know what's a trip?
One time I measured it with a straight ruler, like a hard ruler, a wooden ruler.
And then I did it with a tape measurer.
And I was longer on the tape measurer.
On tape measurer.
So what's up, dude?
Is that skewed?
You got the curves in there.
You go all the way around the block.
It's angles.
I had to use a protractor to get some of my cock there.
If I had a penis, I'd measure it all the time.
Nah, because once you get it, you got it.
I'd be like those kids with the height charts.
You'd be checking it out.
Each day, you'd mark it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it really depends on the season.
Summer's probably better than most, but winter.
It is true.
Summer, you do have a nicer cock in the summer.
Humidity.
Feels comfortable.
The winter always makes me get a small penis.
Oh, yeah.
It's like you took Adderall.
It's just not good for you.
It just doesn't work.
Does your penis shrink up in the winter?
It's pretty much the same.
Same size always.
Never changes.
Consistency.
Summer penis is a thing, by the way.
Look at this.
This is a thing.
Men are claiming.
Oh, yeah.
Men will do anything to make sure their penis seems bigger.
The heat wave is making their penis bigger.
Look at this.
Global warming.
It's a good thing.
Oh, nice.
Let's keep fucking up the environment as long as we get bigger cocks.
The world is melting bigger cocks.
Now, that's my special name right there.
What is summer penis?
Dude, summer penis is a thing.
I'm going to have to check now.
I didn't know that.
All right.
Everyone at home, measure your cock in the winter and the summer.
Please send your results because Fancy needs to see.
Actually, send a picture of your penis in the summer and then in the winter to
Fancy.
But isn't L.A. like just in a perpetual summer state?
Everybody's always packing.
That's why I live here.
Stay sick.
Bigger cock, baby.
Stay sick.
Are you from L.A.?
Pretty much.
Oh, okay.
Like the suburbs of it, like an hour away.
Oh, God bless.
So I've just been packing my whole life.
You're from L.A.?
No, I'm from New York, from Queens.
But just say you're from L.A.
I'm from L.A.
When you listen, you're like, oh, he's got a big cock.
I did.
I forgot.
You did.
But you lived in Queens for a short amount of time and then you guys moved.
Didn't you tell me that?
No, I was born and raised in Queens and then I moved to L.A.
Wow.
Maybe there's another Asian on the show.
My bad, dude.
The whole show is Asians, by the way.
I'm not kidding.
Look at the fucking cast for this show.
There's one white and all Asians.
This is my thing, man.
I'm the white.
Get the, what is that called?
The token white guy?
Yeah, I'm the token white guy.
Yeah, for now.
Until they're like, we got to get a new white.
I think you should capitalize on this.
And you love golf.
Koreans love golf.
Bro, I love golf.
You should be a star in Korea.
Well, link me up with the Koreans.
What do I need to do?
I do a show with the little one every week and it's still not working.
I'll get you some cameos and some rap videos.
Will you seriously?
I absolutely will.