Name: Rekstizzy Blesses Andrew Santino: "Korean Allie" | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rekstizzy Blesses Andrew Santino: "Korean Allie" | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-18. Transcript available.

I want to get linked up with the Koreans.
Let's fucking go.
Get some K-pop going.
I fuck with Koreans.
I love their food.
I love the people.
And you're a non-cringe ally.
A non-cringe ally.
Hell yeah, dude.
That's so good to know.
You are too.
I think both of y'all are.
Oh, fuck yeah.
You're vouched.
Thank God.
For a second, I was like, am I?
What about Juice?
Well, I haven't really heard her speak on any issues.
I said I love everything.
Speak on it.
How do you feel about Korea?
Go.
I love it.
This is kind of like most NPC answer ever.
I love it.
Give me some.
There's also an axe underneath your chair.
Is that planned?
Do we know this?
There's an axe under there?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, for sure.
It's Rudy has knives all over the place.
Gotcha.
Okay, makes sense.
Tell me, tell me.
Okay, make yourself an ally right now towards anybody.
It doesn't have to be Koreans, but let's go.
Let's hear what your stances are on public issues.
Well, I think it's case by case.
All right, let's start with something heavy.
The Jews.
Go.
You have to give me an example, though.
Korean Jews.
Korean Jews.
How are they?
I mean, I think people are people.
I think Ben Baller's a Korean Jew.
Ben Baller's a Korean Jew?
I think he converted.
Please look that up.
Is he really?
I mean, he works in diamonds.
Yeah, okay.
Shout out our fellow people, our fellow Jews out here.
Yeah, Trev is a Jew.
Oh, yeah.
You're half Jew, right?
I got a bar mitzvah.
I'm Jewed up.
For real?
My dad is Christian.
My mom is Jewish.
But in that.
Because you look Christian.
Thank you.
You 100% look Christian.
It's kind of like a puggle dog.
You look more like a beagle than a pug.
Right.
So it's nice.
People are like, you're fucking Jewish, dude.
But that's kind of nice.
Because you don't look the thing.
Yeah.
Because you look like what they, what Mormons want, you are.
Okay.
Like handsome.
They're swiping right on me.
Well, you're handsome, you're clean cut.
Like, you look like you've never had an STD.
You look like you've never gotten in bad boy trouble.
Have you gotten in bad boy trouble?
No.
See what I mean?
No.
You're pure, dude.
You're one of these guys.
I can see you wearing one of these white shirts.
That's you for Halloween.
Yeah.
I might go like no helmet, though.
I don't want to fuck up the hair on the bikes, but.
Speaking of no helmet, you have one, though.
You're circed, right?
Clipped up, yeah.
Yeah.
Are you circumcised?
Yeah.
You are.
Are you circumcised?
I don't have a penis.
What the fuck?
Get out of town.
And the show.
Are you tucked?
What do they do for girls?
Do they tuck you?
Do they tuck you early, just to make sure the lips don't fall out too much?
I don't really do much in this country.
We don't.
No.
We should.
We should find out a way to have.
Girls need to get circumcised, too, guys.
I'm sick of this fucking thing where it's like just men.
It's gross.
Like, let's.
Equality.
Girls need to get snipped.
Don't some places do that?
Yeah, like the Sudan.
Yeah, but that's vaginal mutilation.
Oh, wow.
They hold them against their will.
Yeah.
Do you think they call it vaginal mutilation?
They call it ouchy, ouchy, I think.
You're going to get ouchy today, buddy.
Trevor, I'm happy that you're here in Bobby's seat because I got to tell you,
your energy
is good.
And I do think we might have to genuinely replace.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Where is Bobby?
Does he know this is going on?
No.
He has no idea.
What is he doing right now?
Is he still at that Joe's Crab Shack in Honolulu?
Oh, my God, dude.
What the?
That was the saddest thing I've seen on Instagram.
He posted six times.
I almost flew there and sucked him off myself.
I was like, Bobby, we got it.
She was like, day four, all alone.
I said, Bobby, I love you, but let me send you some hoes.
Respectfully.
He's in New York.
He's filming, what's the show called now?
It's Sex and the City, but it's called something else.
And just like that.
And just like that.
My mom loves that show.
That's how she knows Bobby.
Really?
Seriously?
That is, don't tell him that.
He'd be so sad.
I never told him that.
I was like, you might know him from Mad TV or something.
And she's like, no, actually, I know him from Sex and the City.
Yeah, but you know what?
Audiences must be huge because they keep making seasons of this show.
She loves it.
She says he's great in it.
And just like that.
What is his character in there?
He was a podcaster.
You're lying.
I swear to God.
Look.
That's where Hollywood is right now?
Look at him.
Oh, my God.
He looks like a hype beast podcaster, though.
Yeah.
That's him right there.
No way.
And that's his co-host, right?
She's the co-host?
The co-on the right?
Our left, yeah.
Well, you know what's funny?
Is I'm not being facetious by any means.
I think the person he's with goes by they.
Oh.
I'm being serious.
I'm not being a smartass.
I'm not going to lie.
They look like they're having more fun than he usually has on here.
Well, he's acting.
He's acting.
So this might all be coming.
Whoa.
That's interesting.
Turned together.
That's an interesting quote.
Look at him.
Yeah, he's acting, dude.
Okay.
Bobby's never.
Look at that photo.
That's how he talks to you on the phone.
With his feet up in the air.
Do you remember those days when you would call someone on the phone and talk to
them for hours
and hours and hours?
Like a boy.
Did you ever have a boy crush that you spoke to on the phone for hours at night?
Yeah.
Until your mom was like, get off the phone.
Yeah.
Well, I had the cell phone by junior high.
So by the time I was like calling boys, I had a cell phone.
So.
Racking up those minutes.
Yeah.
Were you on unlimited?
No, I didn't understand minutes.
And then one day she was like, how did you make, like, how are you on the phone?
Leave me alone.
But I didn't know she had record of how much I was on the phone.
So that was pretty embarrassing.
Yeah.
Well, it's kind of flexed.
Well, they can see that.
You're like, yeah, mom, I get fucking dudes.
Leave me alone.
Where's your minutes at, Barbara?
I get dudes.
Now, you know what?
I did it from a, we were house phone kids.
Yeah.
Like I grew up, you didn't have house phone.
I had it for a little bit.
You're old enough.
You had a house phone.
- I had a house phone.
- You didn't, though.
You had a house phone.
- Oh, you did?
- My parents made me answer the phone a certain way.