Name: Annie Lederman Quietly Walks Into The Studio | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Annie Lederman Quietly Walks Into The Studio | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-19. Transcript available.

- Oh, let's fucking go. - Oh, whoa.
- Bring the chaos in. - Piece of shit.
Whoa, baby girl.
- With the bedazzled wah-wah, let's go.
- Oh, $700 down the drain.
- I don't give a fuck, I'm fucking rich.
- She is really rich, dude.
This is out of control, this is what she does.
- Why did I enter like this?
- I don't know, dude. - Fuck is wrong, well.
- What are your pants?
- Sweatpants, it's a bobby move.
- Should I leave, 'cause she's way funnier than I am?
- No, no, she's not, Rek, stay.
- All right, well, here's the deal.
I wanna see how we can make this work.
We're gonna be interviewing a few people today
to find out who's gonna take over Bobby's seat.
Juicy, you're in on this, too,
because, you know, this would be a co-host for you.
- Okay.
- She doesn't even want it.
- She does.
- Wait, no, I--
- She's not grateful, get her out.
- Can I audition to be a producer after this, too?
- Yeah, you sure can.
- That's a good spot back there.
- I thought I was auditioning for Rudy.
- You are, you already got it.
- Oh my God, that's racist.
You put the Asian in the Asian spot.
- What's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with that?
- Also, this show is all Asian most of the time.
- Right.
- It's me drowned by Asians.
- What?
- The only thing that saves me on this show
is that I got, you know, I have a fan,
I have a fuckin' you-know-what.
- This is the diversity episode.
- Couple of border jumpers.
- Yeah, with the white.
- Not you.
- Oh, I thought you were saying gay guys.
- Huh?
- I thought you were saying they were your gay guys.
- They kind of are.
- Yeah, they're like married gay guys.
- But only one jumped the border.
The other one flew here.
- Oh, boy.
- On a private jet that his dad owns?
- Flex.
- Fancy.
- Now, that's more my speech.
Private jets.
- Have you been on a private jet, Carlos?
- Uh, yeah.
- 'Cause you're dad?
- No, ex-father-in-law.
- Father-in-law.
- That's a rich sentence right there.
- Ex-father-in-law?
That's a CSI Miami show if I've ever heard of one.
- Wait a minute.
- You married rich?
- Yeah.
- Your ex was super wealthy?
- Yeah.
- That girl that I met?
- Yeah.
- She did not look rich.
- She didn't look rich at all.
- She looked like yoga, you know?
- Yes.
She looked like a--
- Like she got paid in donations.
- Mm-hmm.
In hope.
She got paid in promises.
- Did I have a place in the Bahamas, like a vineyard?
- She had a place in the Bahamas, like a vineyard?
- Damn.
- Where'd you guys meet in rehab?
- Burn.
- Zinger.
- Silver Lake.
- Same thing.
- Same thing.
- That's where you move to get detox in Jesus.
- Silver Lake is fucking, that is rehab town.
- Look how cute Trevor looks.
- Everyone there is Silver.
- He looks just like me.
- Can I tell you something?
- I've complimented him already.
- He looks so good today.
- He is so fucking cute.
- Extra cute.
- Let's go, baby.
- He gets nervous when I say that to him
because he knows that I mean it.
- You're about to lean in.
- Yeah, but you have big brother energy.
Like you like compliment and I'm waiting for you
just like nut tap me under the desk like fucking bitch.
- Maybe I'll nut rub you.
- Oh, God, your hair is so long.
- I do have big brother energy, I do.
- Right?
But like even when we were in Austin
and the girl I was with met you, she's like,
I think that guy hates me.
I was like, no, that's just him.
- Oh my God, you negged Trevor's girl?
- You wanna know what happened for real?
So this is really what happened.
This is kind of crazy.
There's a million people backstage
and these guys know during production of shows,
it's a nightmare and you're trying to figure out
like who's going on when and when, when, when.
And we're doing a bad friends live.
So there's a bunch of different people coming and going,
someone was late and they couldn't get a bus
and he was dropped off at the wrong time and blah.
And it was all this shit.
And I see this girl who's wearing a lanyard
and I immediately thinking she works for the festival.
- Oh my God, you put her to work?
- She's standing there alone.
- She's like, give me a fucking call, bro.
- I go, bitch, get me a coffee, bitch.
Bitch, get me a coffee, bitch.
- I thought she was getting paid to be fucking abused.
- I'm thinking she's someone's manager or agent
or a fucking, you know what happens to these festivals
that like people in the fucking business just are allowed
to just go places and you're like, who are you?
And they're like, I work for F, you know.
- We did a Quibi show in '09.
- Yeah, and I'm like, okay.
So I didn't fuck her off, but I was like, hey, what's up?
I just kind of was, I didn't know who she was.
I thought she was just another girl backstage.
And then Trevor's like, Trevor's like, this is my girlfriend.
And I was like, oh my God.
Then I reintroduced myself nicely.
I was just like, does she work with us?
I have no idea.
Fancy brings around these young women all the time.
He's a baby thief, this guy.
- In the glasses?
- He'll just show up and be like, I brought that baby.
He'll just bring a baby.
- Oh, nice.
- And I'm like, why do you have a little baby?
And he's like, should you go for the show?
And I'm like, okay.
- She's a human stork, just dropping out babies.
- They don't pay enough here, so I have to, you know.
- Sell babies?
- We don't pay enough?
You're fired.
You're fucking fired.
- I get to audition for that role next.
- Yeah, you're up there next.
- I think I'll be a good producer.
I'll just pull up Pornhub every 14 minutes.
- But I did, I was very nice to your girlfriend
after you introduced her properly.
But you left her out.
You left her to stray, by the way.
- But you guys were like, you're doing the podcast,
you're doing stand-up, you're doing the podcast.
And I was just on my toes, so I fucked off for a little bit.
- So yeah, you kind of fucked her off more.
- Yeah, yeah, that's my bad, that's my bad.
- Can I just say, you broke up, right?
- Yeah.
- I just want to let the ladies know out there,
Trevor is available.
- Bad friends, what's up?
- He's fucking handsome, he's ready to go.
- He is hot and handsome.
And he's got a six and one quarter penis.
- Six and a quarter, baby.
- Oh, really?
- Maybe bigger in the summer.
- Bigger in the summer.
You might have summer dick.
- Somebody transcribed this.
- Gotta trim that hair, make that dick bigger.
- Wait a minute.
That girl that I met, you broke up with her?
- You were no longer together.
- Well then I don't feel bad about what I did to her.
- There we go, that's true Santino, fucking bring it up.
- 'Cause when he was on stage, she was like,
I love him so much.
And I was like, shut up.
- She said that?
- She goes, he's so funny.
And I go, shut the fuck up, bitch.
- Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch.
She's got a dumb bitch.
- No, she was really nice.
She was very, very nice and cool.
And I was sweet to her once you introduced me.
But that's the rule, everybody knows.
If you bring a significant other to an event or something,
you can't leave them out to stray.
You have to, she has to be near you.
- Right, right, right.
- 'Cause otherwise she's rogue.
Then it's like, who is this lady backstage?
- She's a rogue lady.
- And I assume she's somebody's manager or PR person.
And I do not want to talk to--
- She doesn't give up PR vibes.
- Yeah, and I don't want to talk to PR people.
- Annie has the best significant other.
She's got a Todd.
- I got a Todd.
Everyone deserves a Todd.
Todd can wander off.
It's fucking annoying though.
'Cause I'm always like, where's Todd?
I was like, holding my own purse.
I'm like, where is Todd?
- He does everything.
It's awesome.
- At Skankfest he was gone.
Skankfest he was having so much fun.
And everyone just like, adopted Todd.
I was like, guys, Todd's mine.
Okay, let's go.
We kind of took Todd on our own.
When I see him at the store, I get happy.
When I see you, I get happy because I love you.
But when I see him, I'm like, ooh, Todd's here.
I get a little excited.
- No, he's my better half.
- I know, he really is.
- He's my better half Asian.
- He is half, but which Asian?
It's not a good one though.
- No, he's Laotian, that's so cute.
- Oh, that is good.
- They have like, yeah, they have-
- Rek, you got any comments about that?
- I don't know.
You know, I wouldn't say the best Asian.
- Well, I'm just saying the best
'cause he's my boyfriend.
- Rank the Asians, for real, be honest.
I'm serious.
- Oh, we know who's at the bottom.
That's the second one.
- Korea's number one, that's all I gotta say.
- Korean is good, Korean is really.
- And then who's second, be real.
- It doesn't really matter.
- Yes, oh, whoa.
- You're not first, you're last, Ricky Bobby.
- There you go, Todd day, good nights.
- I think it goes, Koreans, I've said this on the show,
Japanese love Japanese people.
- Keep the camera on him for this.
- Koreans, Japanese, I have to say Chinese,
I have to say Chinese because, you know.
- 'Cause they get the short end of this.
- Well, they own this show, I'm sure.
We don't even know it, but they own this show.
- There is a ranking of like, not giving a fuck
and giving too much of a fuck.
Japanese people are here, they give too much of a fuck,
that's why they're so polite.
- Ah, fuck with that.
- Kinda mask their true emotions.
- But it's fake, it's fake.
- Is that what you're saying?
It's passive aggressive.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- They're like the Canadians.
- And then Chinese, yeah, my bad.
But Chinese people just don't give a fuck at all.
And the Koreans are smack in the middle.
Like, I don't know, I don't give a fuck, but I do.
- Versatile.
- That's why I say they don't want.
- What about like, what about Taiwanese?
- They just hate.
- Chinese. - They ain't called Chinese.
- Yeah, that's right, they do.