Name: Bobby Lee's Halloween Costume | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee's Halloween Costume | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-28. Transcript available.

- Yeah, but you're Japanese Hank Williams.
- Oh.
- Very good, dude.
- Give me any of his songs, Hank Williams.
Give me one song that he sung.
I don't know any of his songs.
- Very good, dude.
- So I open up for you.
- But that's funny.
I think you should always go, "Oh."
That's your thing, before you say everything.
- When I come out on stage,
and ladies and gentlemen, Hank Williams.
- But you're not Hank, you're Hank-u.
Say Hank with a U.
- Hank-u. - Hank-u.
- William. - William.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Ready? - Yeah.
- Ladies and gentlemen, Hank-u-ru-ia.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And go ahead.
- Hey, good rookie.
What you got a cookie?
Do you have something for me?
- And I come in, I do a duet with you.
What about this?
During Suspicious Minds, I bring you back on stage.
- Got it. - Right?
And we harmonize.
- We harmonize?
Yes. - We harmonize.
- Suspicious, yeah.
- One, two, three.
- Wait, what's the line again?
- We can't go on again.
Living Suspicious Minds.
One, two, three.
- Slow it down though, slow it down, right?
- One, two, three.
- We can't go on again.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This is so funny to me.
Hold on, hold on, all right.
Wait, wait, wait, let's get the tone right.
Where are you at?
- We, we, we, we, we, we, we can, we can go on together.
In Suspicious Minds. - In Suspicious Minds.
In Suspicious Minds. - It's so good.
- I can't do it. - You're telling me a record label's not gonna fucking sign us
after this?
- It makes me laugh so hard. I don't know why.
- What else did he sing?
- You're a cheating hog.
- By the way. - And then my character can go,
"Hey, you did a cheating hog real good tonight."
- Oh, thanks. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no, I don't say that. What do I say? Say it again?
- Yeah.
- Oh, Hanko, you did cheating my real good tonight.
- Oh.
- That's it, that's it. - That's it, that's it.
- He just says, oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We could do shirts.
- Wow, now you're thinking of me.
- No, it's merch.
- Oh.
- And Americans, everyone will know what that is.
- Well, because, oh, it's relatable. - Love the movie.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - How do we get these chicks into it?
- Yeah, how do you guys get into it?
- How do you guys end the show?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Maybe the pointer, did the pointer scissors
have anything to do with it?
- You gotta go a little bit further back.
- Oh, really? - You got it further back.
- Well, yeah.
- You guys could be, you guys could be, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
- Billie Holiday.
- Oh.
- Why don't we do that?
- Beery holiday.
- I don't know what that one.
- Yeah, Beery holiday.
- Why can't you Beery holiday?
- Yeah, yeah.
Ella Fitzgero.
- Ella Fitzgero.
- Ella Fitzgero.
- Ella Fitzgero.
- Yeah, yeah.
Who is Ella Fitzgero?
- By the way, we're both still white guys.
They've suddenly become black women.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You're Beery holiday and you're Ella Fitzgero.
- Yeah, yeah.
All right, so--
- So you guys gotta sing cheek to cheek.
- This is the scene where we meet them for the first time.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Right, so they have to do their own, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So, "Ey, hey."
- Yeah, "Ey, hey."
- I'm sorry.
"Ey, hey."
- I'm "Ey, hey."
- I'm "Ey, hey."
- I'm "Ey, hey."
- Oh, right.
- What's your name?
- I'm "Ey, hey."
- I'm "Ey, hey."
- It feels wrong.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do the accent.
Go thick.
Go thicker.
- And you?
- You?
- I'm "Bery Horaday."
- "Beery."
- "Beery."
- "Beery."
- "Beery, we love your music."
- "We love it."
- "We love it."
- "Thank you."
- Yeah.
- "Jules' version of doing it is just her putting her teeth on her lips."
- "Thank you."
- "Thank you."
- "Because she's doing the buckteeth thing."
- "I get it."
- "I love it."
- "You're doing the buckteeth stuff."
- "Buckteeth is great."
- "I love it."
"Look, if this doesn't get picked up by a record label, I don't know what we've
done in our crew."
- "I don't know what will."
- "What else have we done in our crew that could be this good?"
- "This is the movie."
- "This is the movie."
- "Yeah."
- "And then like, you know, Mothra will be in it."
That's not what we do.
-
- "Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy."
- "Yeah, and it'll be great."