Name: Ye Goes To Juicy's Show! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ye Goes To Juicy's Show! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-29. Transcript available.

how was jeselnik oh so we we want to say that you know we may we feel like we
made jessie juicy
and now she's opening for other comedians i'll tell you what happened to anthony
jesselnik show
with her what fucking kanye west went there yeah kanye west was at her show was
that just the
weirdest part about the whole thing is the staff didn't tell us until the next
day wait so kanye
came to your show late night friday for her not for jesson what town for me no
no for
what town for what town uh this was in oxnard in oxnard yeah oxnard oxnard and
he came to the
second show yeah saw it and then never said hi and left yeah we didn't know
about it until
saturday um the opener kelly ryan she went up to the sound guy to get a tape
and he goes yeah i got
your tape by the way do you know kanye was here yesterday wow and so she told
us and so we were
like why wouldn't the staff tell us i don't like it when they tell is this made
up would you rather
know or not know when it's kanye i want to know don't you think they would
mention it no when
it's kanye i'd want to know even when it's when it when it's like when
sometimes they do at the
comedy store they're like you know who's here and they mention i'm like who i
don't fucking give a
shit all right but when it's kanye i definitely want to know because i want to
go up to him be
brother brother we share the same views but then he went on an interview and
talked about how much he
liked the show yeah he went on lex friedman's show and talked about loving anthony
justinic and he
mentioned him by name that's incredible it makes me sick why because anthony
justinic's jewish
he is no he's not he's not no no i'm just jealous that he went that's awesome
but are you well we
were kind of like you don't want kanye to see you yeah but you know he's on
some controversies going
on he's being a bad boy right now okay that's right but also i want him to see
me that's true yeah
that's a huge name it's huge that's the biggest yeah who's like well when i
remember what happened
to me in miami what was where i burned the bridge with glory oh yeah yeah yeah
do you guys know this
story i don't know have we told this on this show no tell it so i was at the miami
improv don't make
fun of me okay and i was in the green room and the fucking manager goes you can't
believe it's in
the audience i go who he goes glory estefan i go i don't know nothing i don't
know who that
fucked that you know right i love the miami mom machine what's the miami mom
machine miami mama
machine what's it called miami what i don't know glory estefan miami something
machines
miami sound machine oh the miami sound machine yeah yeah i thought you were
saying mommies i don't
know i never forgot that's how little i know he's like gorya gorya he's like gloria
he goes gloria estefan miami miami sorry gloria it's late gloria estefan miami
sound
machines yes okay thank you yeah right and i go oh yeah is she big he's like
she's at the time like
15 years ago nobody's bigger no one's bigger in miami massive right so i'm on
stage and i don't know
what came over me i go i thought i was bombing and i go hey ladies and
gentlemen big surprise
right and i go we have a big celebrity in the audience and they put a spotlight
onto her and i go
gloria edubon
and she kind of does this weird wave and people are like edubon right and then
after the set she just got
out of there yes yeah and i think about that moment pretty much once a week for
the rest of my life well
you should because that's it's embarrassing well did she pay for a ticket yes
she did it'd be funny if
she had a comp she was like i had a comp yeah it was so bad it's fine it's in
the past is she the
biggest person that's ever been to a show of yours um tarantino has he seen you
at the store yeah but
that he isn't he wasn't there oh no i know who francis for coppola yeah he was
in the or once
but no i'm saying who was who went to go see who's the biggest no one ever scone
gloria esteban
just to see you yeah that's it gloria esteban came to see you that's the only
celebrity that's
come to see me in any show i've ever done that's wild isn't that wild you know
who loves gloria
esteban gloria stefan shut the fuck up we'll say it how we want you fucking
immigrant uh you know
who's you know who you know who loves gloria esteban oh fancy you really love
her it's a woman
love her 75 million records sold oh my god that's so embarrassing that's more
that that's more than
anybody that's more than anybody that's ever gonna come to your show it's so
embarrassing i've never
had anybody huge come to my not one person katherine o'hara that's huge yeah oh
my i would fucking be
so excited i lost my mind do you guys know who that is no yeah i'm a massive
massive fan oh my
your generation she's on schitt's creek but oh i know her yeah but for us she's
a legend for us
she's a legend she's been in a legend yeah yeah yeah so she was the mom in home
alone uh in beetlejuice
the reason that i fell in love with her was all was christopher guest yeah
right like that's how i
first saw her yeah yeah and i did a mini role on a christopher guest hbo show
and someone at the
improv was like i think katherine harry is here to see you no she was friends
with chris and i guess he
had said you ought to see this this guy's funny you you know he's wow i don't
even hang out with her
oh oh no oh yeah yeah but i went up i did my spot i went and sat back down by
the booth
and she had she had left yeah after in my getting off stage and left and i was
like oh she gone and
i was like yeah the moment you got off she left and i was like bummed i was
like oh that sucks and he
was like dude she was laughing the whole all of the staff he's like we're all
looking at her she was
laughing the whole fucking time she was loving it wow but i never heard about
it at all wow it was as
if like she talked to christopher guest and was like i'm gonna go watch him and
that and just enjoy it
and that's it i kind of well when i was on mad we had christopher guest eugene
levy and all those
guys do like what they would guest star unreal so i'd be around it but they
would never talk to me
well i'd be in the same room rehearsing the same lines but they would never say
anything to me i was
always so kind of like apprehensive you were still the uh-oh hot dog guy don't
say it like that man
uh-oh hot dog don't say it like that bring up the gift do no don't do the uh no
do all hot dog jif
just look at the jif itself it circulates through the internet at least five
times a day do you know
how many times i see this jif uh-oh hot dog that's you yeah that's bobby lee do
you not realize you by
the way you've probably been sent that jif yes that's your that's your t-test
you don't you don't
know that that's that's him god these young kids are they don't know idiots
that's me can i tell you
something i've been looking at your hair the whole pod yeah why do you put on a
wig you have the exact
same here yeah is it like you already have good elvis hair oh my god i couldn't
tell this whole
yeah like i hate it because it's so scratchy too i know for the whole time i
was like why you have
better hair than elvis head look at how beautiful let it out and let it roll
yeah i will do this in
slow-mo fancy let it out and let it roll baby oh oh take your time now let it
roll now let it roll
give it to me we'll do it sexy yeah yeah yeah yeah yes do it more do it more so
we yeah yeah more
yeah more do yeah like you just got out of a pool do you just got so put it in
front of your face
like come out of the desk oh yeah come out from under the desk go down put your
hair in front of
your face and then flip it backwards all right ready
don't look at fucking me oh why i'm you're in the scene alone you're at the
pool
here's can i give you the fucking scene yeah yeah so here's the deal i don't
want to do it again
shut up i honestly don't want to do it shut up do it one more time here's the
deal let me give you
this i really don't want to can i set the tone all right sorry go ahead so you're
a hot single
you're a single mother okay you're a single mother of three you're why do can i
be a man no all right
you're a hot single mother of three you're recently divorced okay okay you got
a fuckload of money in
the divorce yeah yeah he was fucking his secretary typical story i don't i don't
think they need let me
fucking finish he's been fucking his secretary right you're a hot mother single
mother of three now and
you're a babe you don't find yourself attractive anymore but you are you really
are you've been
taking care of yourself a lot guess who comes over who pablo the pool boy and
probably by who boy huh
play by who fancy pablo the pool boy comes on over pablo the pool boy comes
over and he's a hot babe
right mega baby he's wearing a little speedo and you get out of the pool and
you want to show off
damn ready and go
you're supposed to fall off
you're supposed to fall off
i'm gonna tell you something once i didn't even think about it i just felt it i
know
i didn't even think about it i'm never gonna say this again please
turned on turn me on
thank you actually turned me on thank you thank you actually got me got my britches
a little tight
yeah i just you know i just went with it
you're a good fucking thank you man i was just like listening but not
i was feeling it what's a what's a funny thing that got said to you tonight
about what did archivir say to you about your television appearances that made
us laugh really
really hard yeah what do you say something offensive
he made he made fun of one show and complimented the other the exact same time
he goes and just like that is terrible but i love you on reservation he goes
and just like
that is a very bad show love reservation dogs yeah it was a perfect the way he
did it was like
it was perfect yeah but let me tell you something yeah i think they're both
great television
what the fuck are you doing you're a great little actor thank you thanks so
much and you always have
been i've met the old hot dog but if you leave me again yeah and go to new york
to shoot that
fucking show and i'm not here for this yeah we're gonna have some trouble yeah
we're gonna have a
little spanky session well i'll tell you something um i have to do three more
episodes yeah
fuck off i do and just like that and just like that you're leaving again yeah
but well you know but
here's the thing i hadn't been home in a month and a half yeah right so i'm not
gonna do that again
i i honestly like dude i even doing the segura shows first of all can i say
something yeah he's a
huge star tom yeah tom segura love him did you ever think that though i knew
interesting you guys
didn't know no it's just like because you see guys like that's really
interesting no here's one
no i'm here's gonna i love him like a brother what do you think when you went
out there but when you
see even jessel like jessel neck right yeah i hang out with jessel neck you
know me go to dinner
right he'll go hey come do my show we'll hang out right good friend right but
then when i see him
sell out san jose improv six shows in a row you're just gonna go oh yeah he's
famous they're famous
yeah but you don't think that when you're in a stadium 15 000 seats i open for
him and you're
just going what the fuck he's huge it's crazy it's um it's it's amazing amazing
and when we go on the
road how much do we do 100 250 seats great now i think we'll do 5 000 we're
gonna do three to fives
three to fives we'll see what happens well three to fives yeah some cities we're
gonna do much much less