Name: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Star in "Goo" | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Star in "Goo" | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-30. Transcript available.

underdeveloped siamese twin as a kid you were born with like a mole i have one
on my leg
right but maybe can we have the mole in your stomach my i do have one on my
stomach all right
so and as years go by it just grows into more but the people think it's a tumor
right and then by age 12 you see an eyeball that no i'm the guy you're normal
you're not like this
no you're not like no you're not you're not like that because you're the normal
one oh i'm me
yeah you're you i got i'm you know i mean coming out so go on right there's a
finger and eyeball
age 12 right you go to the doctor like we think it's we don't know we're not
sure we're not sure
and then you're like you're so afraid your parents are like no we got to get it
out we got it we got
right and you're like you're you have a phobia of surgery of course right so
you go i want to wait
it's my decision it's my body my body my choice my body my choice right yeah
and then by 18 you can
tell it's but it's weird because it you you're like i think it's asian my
little my little mole
has grown into my side it's like a mouth now the asian eyes are out right big
cheeks right a finger
yeah right and at night when i sleep i just i'm sleeping so and all i hear is
we are yeah yeah
yeah if you don't please tell me you don't know what this is oh from aristocrats
no it's
lady and the tramp yeah one of the cat movies by the time you're 25 one of
those cat you have a full
blown like a shoulder head i'm actually you're teaching me how to speak a korean
man is protruding
from yeah i'm out late at night you can hear because my head is i have a neck
now oh you're
eating no i'm eating a particular i said no no we want to do family oh i
thought i'm not a writer
i'm not a writer i can tell yeah wait a minute yeah yeah you're i think you're
just eating something
at night but i'm afraid you're gonna gain us weight right so i hear you yeah
and i wake up yeah cut it
out yeah it's always ramen we're gonna get fat the slurping right yeah yeah can
we can we can it be
that you sometimes think it's your dick but it's just ramen sure we'll do what
we'll cut it out okay
no it's fine can we just have it for me let me throw it out there all right it'll
be like a dream
you're just eating juicy plays you get married to juicy no okay she's your
daughter got it that
makes more sense now you're 50 she's full grown yeah and you try you've been
hiding me this whole
time how could i hide a half korean man sticking out of my body they think you're
fat you guys just
think i'm really poor dad yeah you have like yeah you have like what do you say
to your friends when
your friends say when they're like juicy it's kind of weird when your dad when
i see your dad in the
front yard he looks like something's wrong with his chest oh he's just fat as
yeah yeah yeah we don't even have to write lyric i mean dialogue but you know
what i love calling
them lyrics lyrics what i'm gonna go to set tomorrow and be like these lyrics
are not
all right i'm not gonna sing this song on camera i fucked up and then um
because your wife knows
she she okay i would hope so yeah because you'd have to hide me that's it's
impossible
imagine she doesn't every time i get naked i have like a towel draped over me
and i'm like it's just a comfort thing it's like it's it's hard to justify
writing wise well what is
it what is it like it doesn't make any sense when you guys are alone you're
like when are you gonna
introduce me to your wife let's make it dark what how about this you're born
your my your wife mysteriously
dies oh wow i killed him i killed her and i how you were sleeping right i found
you know what i mean
wait are you my uncle yeah yeah i'm your uncle okay she finds two chopsticks in
her eyes right and
while i was eating ramen i just jabbed her eyes out with the two chopsticks
whoa no too much i mean
824 it's more 824 i feel like this is yeah yeah it feels 824 get him on the
phone right right and then
what happens and then i have to avenge my wife's death by deciding whether or
not i'm going to kill
you which actually kills me whoa or travel around the world to one country that
the one doctor will
do this very risky surgery i have it oh you take it away i have it okay you
finally you can't you've
had enough you know that i murdered your wife two chopsticks uh-huh right you're
like it i gotta get
the surgery gotta right yeah and when you i get surgically right removed
removed you hear this
oh no what happened i i have two arms oh you're walking on your arms i i run
away oh right and you're
like fuck my brother he killed my wife you have to wear this apparatus every
day of my life right
gets it removed right you see like little marks like red marks on the hospital
floor they can't
find me whoa whoa so it's now you i know where you live because i live there
right right and i'm
looking for my favorite because you my favorite sweater i need my favorite
sweater you do yeah and
it's at home and you go to get it well yeah but you know you but you know this
is how you're
going to capture me uh-huh he's gonna go for the sweater so you're there
getting us right so you
make this box huh like a contraption or sort of like you know what i mean like
it with like a trap
a rat trap a rat trap yeah right and you put the sweater in the rapture oh
right you now know
you're scared you helped me set up the trap right because you're you know why
you're a girl scout
okay no no good layers i like this you're like yeah yeah yeah you're a girl
scout yeah and you know
all the traps do they then they know traps right and ropes well also there's
cookies she has girls get
access to the cookies i like cookies and you definitely love which kind what's
the flavor
we'll say it on the count of three everyone's favorite one two three lemon zingers
yeah the
peanut butter one tagalongs what's is there a lemon zinger i just made it up
is there a lemon zinger but look up the kinds i actually don't know if there is
a lemon zinger yeah
i think there's a lemon one no there is right i think there has to be thin mints
is the old school yeah