Name: Andrew Santino Clings To His Masculinity | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-12-02T18:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Clings To His Masculinity | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Andrew Santino Clings To His Masculinity | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-02. Transcript available.

can i compliment you go ahead your strawberry kisses nails are looking so cute
thank you yeah
those are that color is it's getting me a little horny i'm not lying are you
being real it's a
sexy color thank you and i usually reserve that for like if when i see it on
you know well single
bob wants to because you know everyone says that my fingers are like wolverine
hands yes they are
right yes they are and i wanted to change that because i'm like dating now can
we get a manicure
together and then you get an excellent dude every other week you want to get
one no it's so fun you
want to get one yes i would know what color you want i don't care yeah i got
these ones recently i was
getting my oil changed i went and got manicured yeah i want to be like bobby do
they always have to be
vietnamese yeah okay yeah they're just so aggressive well who else can do it
that good look at how
good that looks i know but she's like she doesn't care you get a malaysian and
they're they're gonna
it up oh really i don't know okay i've never done it yeah yeah you gotta go i'm
still holding on i'm
no way i'm still holding on to this uh no way he said i'm still holding on to
this
bullshit uber masculine nonsense i'm gonna i'm gonna do this till i die this
guys don't get
their nails painted that's me that's you know it's cool you look good but i'm
not i would never
you could get a manicure without getting your nails painted no thanks what is
it for it's for your
health like you get the guys are supposed to have shitty hands a part of being
a guy is having a shitty
looking fucked up hand well the reason why i got it done is because when i was
shooting that softball
movie there was an extra background girl good save thank you good save put that
in the books as a
good say yeah there was a background woman right right and she was laying on
her back and i thought
there was some sort of energy between us that like made some flirtations going
she didn't have any
lyrics right she didn't have no lyrics no lyrics right and so she um i kind of
went like this
you know what i mean to wake her up with my fingers i did some sort of you know
korean you know
warlock stuff yeah whatever right and she opened her eyes and she looked at my
fingers she goes gross
ew fuck her she looked at my fingers and went gross and at that point i was
just like i gotta do
something about it i'm not listening to that bitch i did she was a background
so the side thing though
let me just say that this is interesting so um you know how times you scroll
through your because i was
doing some um some management when it comes to my contact list you were
deleting old numbers yeah no
numbers i didn't understand you know what i mean and people that i like it says
amy you know what
i mean yeah who's that who the fuck is amy let's call her up well you know what
we should do we should
call off all the numbers in your phone to people that oh yeah we should do that
that's actually very
fine yeah but then i went to the bees right and this is a couple years ago um
it's a billy ray cyrus
what yeah seriously yeah i swear to god do you i still have it you do yeah so
then i a couple years
ago when i saw it i i went to colina i go billy ray cyrus who is that again
that's miley cyrus's dad
like i've never met him why would i have his number why would and then she goes
it's fake it's
probably you probably a guy that you know who's a comic or something or you met
somebody that looks
like billy ray cyrus and then you know you just put him at billy ray cyrus that
sounds more right
that sounds right right but that being said but check this out what i
discovered uh-huh
so there's this girl that i'm hanging out with right and she used to work for
him
i just coughed yeah that's fine okay go ahead she used to work for him yeah
so i go oh well it's so funny i told her the story she goes what's the number
and as i said the number she finished off the number she goes that is his
number wait what yeah and so i
don't know how the i have billy ray cyrus's number in my phone you imagine you
guys were on like a
flirty texty dm for like a couple of weeks and you just blacked it out i don't
know is that weird
can we call him i don't know if i want to who cares it's a well like what's the
difference you
never called him anyway you know you never had this person yeah but if i pick
it up and he goes who
hello billy ray cyrus it's bobby lee from bobby lee from goo from goo the star
of goo yeah let me think
about it please dude it'd be so cool yeah really it would be so fun billy ray
sorry i'm gonna take my
horse to the hometown you don't even know this right yeah okay good so anyway
um that was like the biggest
song of the year what two years ago what was it how many years three but let me
just say one last thing
that happened last night before he comes in i was sitting there did you see two
guys walked up to
me handcuffed last night what yeah at the store at the store and they go we're
doing it wait what
what are you doing the thing that you and andrew were gonna do we're being we
were hanging this is day
three no way and they were handcuffed did you just hear with this what he just
said i don't quite get
it though two people were handcuffed at the comedy store together and remember
we joked on the show one
time about us being handcuffed together and lasting 30 days what was i don't
even know a week yeah and
they go day three and they didn't look healthy no they didn't like one guy's
eyes were bloodshot
and you kind of looked deranged and there's and the other guy that was talking
was like we're doing it
so they're handcuffing themselves yeah and i'm like why they go because you
guys did it we didn't do it
we did not do it yeah yeah we're doing it anyway i go what i did not see those
guys yeah yeah they
were there that is creepy why would they do that also you guys got to keep
going and send it into
us oh yeah yeah you got to keep going you got to keep going and send it into
one of the producers
seven and just send it into fancy you guys should do like um some more
volunteer work or something
if you're this influential yeah what should we do some charity we've talked
about doing
charity charity well what do we want to do soup kitchen what's that one it just
sounds sad soup
kitchen i've done it before it's actually it's not it's not sad isn't there
like a pizza kitchen we
can work instead well they do like more than just soup they just i think they
just call it that you
know we did that in the philippines where we brought boxes to like this village
they had no running
water or food or anything and as soon as we came up we had like 200 boxes of
food and these kids ran
completely naked they hadn't taken shots it was so sad yeah right and it just
breaks my heart that's
why i can't do it again that's right oh this is it this is this is tearing me
apart i can't get that
sad when i do charity so i'm not going to do it anymore i'll do it once and
then done