Name: Bobby Lee Says Goodbye To Gallagher | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Says Goodbye To Gallagher | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-05. Transcript available.

with trans people oh i hate that the problem i have is they think they're
something they're not
what are they really good you're you can't be a man and a woman you've got to
pick that's so good
and if you're born a man then you're a man bro even if you cut off your winky dink
call lauren
call lauren michaels you're in now oh santino i heard what you did i heard what
you did on
bad french yeah pretty good you want to come by the show there's a lot of
protests going on because
dave chapelle is coming back you know that tomorrow night he's hosting he's
hosting snl and some of the
writers pro are boycotting who is jordan peterson i can't be there i won't
stand for it i won't stand
for dave chapelle is it chapelle really and his black uh uh uh uh uh yeah chapelle
is hosting
snl and a few of the writers are not like who i don't know who the fuck it is
the
fucking news said it look it up i don't know if it's real all those fancy white
writers do who is
it i know a lot of the non-white lebowitz is does it see right there jenny seinfeld
jerry's daughter
yeah it's jenny seinfeld oh by the way what r.i.p
to watermelon man oh man gallagher gallagher died dude look at that some snl
writers reportedly
boycotting dave chapelle's return as host they just can't take his rhetoric um
they're comedy
writers dude get fucking gallagher died i know let's go to that gallagher let's
go to watermelon man
he died he somebody told me he bequeathed his career to his brother yeah which
is so cute
because didn't they not like each other they didn't like each other because
they were competing
over the exact same act well all the headlines say comedian gallagher best
known for smashing
watermelons imagine imagine if that was your legacy like jack hurwitz comedian
died best known for his
thick eyebrows you don't think they're going to do that to you what are they
going to say bobby lee
comedian dies best known for his uh-oh hot dog you don't think they're going to
put that gif up when
you die that's true or they'll go andrew santino comedian died best foreknown
for his jordan peterson
impression that's not funny it's not a funny comparison didn't work didn't work
bobby lee comedian
dies best known for his bobby was molested by a retarded boy that's your bit
yeah yeah the guy dies
you know what's so funny that i had heard that when they were kids they growing
up they both were
carrying groceries in and his brother dropped a watermelon first there's no way
it is and he was
the one that was everybody laughed in the family yeah and then gallagher
decided to start smashing
watermelons because he thought the bit was funny stole it from his brother
wrong gallagher but yes
liam and noel does that always by the way liam and noel gallagher how come they
never smashed a
watermelon in tribute to gallagher and i would dude have you met him
noel gallagher noel gallagher the watermelon guy no i never had a chance i i i
would be way more sad
if he was a nice guy why you want him to be a dick no i've every time i've i've
tried to like approach
him uh he just he was super standoffish well you know what i mean well because
why well because why
why you know well he's he's gotta be raising you think so that's true he sees a
little you know what
walking out right he doesn't want a noodle in his presence like if he would
have thrown rice at the
crowd that would be then maybe i would yeah just chucking rice and the first
four rows would be
fucking asians we went to the gallagher show it was great my wife went blind
she got hit in the eye
with so much rice no i don't know why he was weird to you maybe it's because he
was no he was just
known to be standoffish what if he was intimidated by you me no no what i was a
kid then doesn't
matter you were a comedian yeah comedians are weird about other comedians you
think so i think his
generation though they think they're just uh i don't know holier than thou
maybe maybe by the way
you know who says hi to you that i sat with who's might be the nicest dude on
planet earth fluffy oh
he's the best he by the way he's the best nicest guy in the world it's it's it's
like where is it what
what is the thing that's negative about the guy nothing it's annoying
absolutely nothing no flaws he's
like the sweetest nice you can poke him the belly doesn't nothing happen you're
not canceling i did
he hit me in the face oh yeah he went and he hit me as hard as he could yeah no
he was incredible
dude he's such a good dude such a funny nice guy but he asked me he said tell
bobby i said hi i said
of course and he goes uh tell bobby uh why wouldn't he ever put me on tiger
belly that's
crazy that's what he said that verbatim there's no way he said that you want me
to call him right
now no yeah because i'll prove to you that he did i've just threatened he said
i was intimidated
why would bobby put me on tiger belly that's what he said there's just certain
people i get
intimidated i don't want a rejection from him like sebastian i asked a thousand
times
he says no a thousand times that i don't want to do the podcast yeah he doesn't
dude what is with you
what do you want me to do six in a row today you want me to come down to your
house wow get in your
garage what are you gonna give me bobby bubbly water
you think i want to get dehydrated in the middle of the day in the hills i'm
good okay so that's my
sebastian wow who else can i do let's yeah um anyway what did felipe said that
felipe oh that's why okay
there it is what did gabriel say gabriel well now he's definitely not going to
go on your
show you called him felipe where did you sit next to him in here he came on
whiskey ginger he did yeah
today no this past week oh wow and he was so sweet and was like tell bobby i
love him i love you know
and he was complimenting the show and then he was like you know ask bobby why
he's never had me on
tiger belly and i was like oh my god it's so it felt so good to me to know that
like it's another
uncomfortable position for you to be and i love that that makes me happy why
because now it's just
it's good i know i got that thing on you a little bit