Name: Is Bobby Lee Dating a FAN? | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Bobby Lee Dating a FAN? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-09. Transcript available.

so you said the other week by the way that you had an important date that's why
we had to move
times for something how did that go what date how'd your little date go what
for today you mean
yeah i haven't done it yet it's later that's why i had to go to oh it's a night
date yeah
oh because i didn't wrap till like two in the morning last night yeah they call
them fratter
days well but it's thursday terrible so tell me the date tonight uh-huh where
are you going
to the wrap party of the movie i did that's a that's not a date don't take a
girl to that
yeah i am why you're going to introduce a girl that you're newly dating to
people that you've
been working with and friends with for years yeah that's a terrible fucking
idea why am i wrong
am i wrong he can impress the girl that way that's exactly why thank you so
much for once dude you're
fucking we're on fucking the same plane dude you impress them because here's
the deal she's a fan
of esther she never met her right you're bringing a fan to a premiere bad move
they're all fans
bad move you think i'm walking down the street and some girl that doesn't know
who the fuck i am
is gonna go let's go fucking let me tell you something if i was a girl i would
just be attracted
to you but just by your personality and i'd go look at this cute little asian
guy i don't know who
he is who is he right and then some of the girl in the group goes that's the uh-oh
hot dog guy and
she goes i don't know who that is and she falls in love with you organically
did your wife know who
you were before you met her i was nobody oh that's right and i still am nobody
me too she still
doesn't know who i am she thinks my name is mike yeah mark or something i have
no idea yeah no but
but i know what you're saying but you're doing this to impress her but has she
been i'm not doing
an impressive i'm going there you just said you fucking were no you're the one
that challenging me
to say why are you fucking bringing her to this yeah i'm asking you and i'm
just saying it just
happens to fall i said we were said i said i was gonna hang out with i said i
was gonna hang out
with her the night this night it just happens to the fall of the fucking night
that i'm doing this
fucking thing man so when am i not gonna do the fucking thing i hope it blows
up in your face a
little bit it's not gonna blow up on my fucking face you're gonna make me blow
up yep sorry i went
up i'm so sorry i'm just saying that like please she's a fan she's not a fan
dude why do you what
do you what's wrong with you you just said they're all fans yes it is true that
it is true that as a
single guy you know people go oh you're a comedian right or whatever yeah you're
famous
they're all fans i'd have to go to some other country maybe like ireland or
something
uh do people listen to our podcast in ireland yeah yeah yeah hi bobby lee yeah
i mean what would
you if you were single what would you where would you meet girls at the coffee
shop let me tell you
something yeah if at some point in my life i do become single again yeah i'm
never i'm never dating
a woman ever again oh it's guys for me what do you mean hanging out playing
chess yeah anal chess
oh anal chess yeah if i got single again i'm not going i'm not doing that thing
but how you're
never you're not gonna hook up professionals are you all professional i would
just do i would do paid
sex workers for the rest of my life yeah i just don't know how it works what do
you mean
yeah i mean you click on it you're arrested and then they come i mean you know
i don't know what
the deal a little cop pops up on your phone you're arrested i don't know please
stay put i don't know
how it works i i think you got to get like a heidi fleiss you got to get like a
right someone in the
we got to find someone in hollywood who's got the connection right and we'll
get you some no i don't
want it why not i don't want to do that but they're not fans i'd rather be
alone right that's my
point i'd rather be alone you're right i'll either roll those dice or just be
alone yeah but but you
know what there's no shame in dating a fan you're gonna make me so fucking
angry right now i'm being
genuine i'm not kidding what you're doing right now you're making me fucking so
angry there's no shame
in it stop fucking saying that man okay i don't know if she's a fan hmm they
should they just know
that i'm a comedian so she's a fan what so she's a fan okay if listen she must
be a fan if i was gay
right and i met michael bolton right i know who michael bolton is but i'm not a
fan of his music
right that's so if i'm dating michael bolton i know if i'm dating michael bolton
or yanni with
right like i see a guy long hair yanni right on the fucking thing i hate that
flute thing that he does
i think vaguely know who that's yanni you think but i think yanni's cute yeah
yeah and and somewhere
in the company like we're at a fucking you know earth bar or something you know
i mean yanni
probably eats or whatever right right and we're eating gruel whatever the hippies
eat what do you
mean bean gruel you're the bean gruel they make you hear me and matcha matcha
green gruel yeah
matcha gruel right and we're with our hands they love to do it with their hands
yeah like ethiopians
right and but right before we do that we got our hands henned oh yeah they love
the hand of their
hands yana yanni and all those white do you have a hemp necklace yeah yeah yeah
yeah it's got a stone
in it yeah yeah what colors are stone uh purple lime green you sure it's not
yellow it is it's yellow
yeah yeah and then yeah there he is yanni mega babe yeah and then we go and we
talk about like
new age things like um cosmos cosmos yeah talk to me about cosmos i thought you
were gonna say
cosby for a second yeah yeah and then and then he's gonna go i'm gonna go he's
gonna go i'm a
musician yanni and i'm gonna go yeah i know who you are but i'm not a fan right
i don't like your
music and what do you think that would do with a relationship you think that
would be harder on
him than if he wasn't you weren't a fan but then maybe i would lie and go some
of your stuff's i
right but my point is do you understand what i'm saying i think those are the
situations i'm in
of course they vaguely know what i do right but there's not it's not like they
listen to tiger
barely or bad friends or they like to mad tv well let me tell you something
what they would be lucky
to date someone like you what is wrong with you today you're going this way and
then this way
yeah yeah no but i think you were such a wonderful person that any girl would
be lucky to have you in
their life oh my god listen my friend sexually emotionally like platonically
anybody on earth would be
lucky to have you as a friend or a lover i don't want to talk on planet earth
what i'm going to say
to you on planet earth i love it thank you because you're a special person i
love it and you mean a
lot okay to me especially uh-huh you mean the most to me thank you and any girl
that you bring around
she bet she's got to go through me what any girl that you bring around that you
get serious with
she's got to go through me yeah when i'm serious i already have i already have
my plan you do
oh yeah what is it well what well i i feel like i'm going to know the feeling
you're going to know
when it happens right i'm going to go it's going to click one day that's the
one yeah i like veronica
i want to exclusively date veronica right and we're going to take it to the
next level
well what is that just a committed relationship you look at veronica in the
eyes and go you know
you don't fuck nobody else you don't fuck anybody else yeah i won't fuck nobody
and we're together
right and at that point there's a list of people i'm going to probably call and
tell that i'm in a
thing but doesn't she have to meet these people too to get through first i'm
going to get get their
approval correct yeah that's right the number one is your mom yeah number one
yeah then probably you
next then number three well kalilah probably okay number four um steve number
five um my agents and
my managers okay number six um george okay are these guys on the list okay no
no neither of them
yeah i mean i haven't seen pete he never calls me or texts me why p why have
you been gone so much
um i have a family oh fuck you why why i got two people and they go to work i'm
so busy i got kids
oh dude fuck they need me fuck you fuck you pete all right