Name: Fancy's Big News | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-12-12T18:00:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy's Big News | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy's Big News | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-12. Transcript available.

can we uh real quick fancy can i say it or no wait let me guess we can cut it
out can i guess
yeah congratulations congrats fancy he's gay yeah you're gay yeah well he came
out he came out he
divorced his wife and he's finally oh man great because it's free right you
feel free let me ask
you let me ask you let me ask you i'll tell you it's not is she pregnant yeah
yeah congratulations
that's huge we're gonna have a little fancy around this place that's amazing
how do you feel
90 excited i feel good 10 terrified feared how did your family take it good my
family is very
excited oh they are we're a girl you don't know yet it's a girl it is oh my god
oh my god what is she
gonna be like do you think you know come on baby take it in my room no no no
the number one goal fancy
when you have a girl is to what keep her in the house in the house in the house
what the
fuck what the fuck is that yeah safe safe safe good what else let's see what
kind of parent you're
gonna be away from comedians oh wait i'm by media by the way you're gonna raise
her here you know when
we're doing the show she's gonna be sitting in one of the bubble chairs yeah
can you imagine i already
know what kind of girl she's gonna be give it to us tell us do you know no i
won't have enough i mean
i think she's gonna be like a prop person at some theater community theater oh
you know what i mean
get the cape yeah the king scenes up yeah where i think i don't know where we
put it last week
yeah yeah yeah what do you think she's gonna be yeah make a guess what you just
said is so good
a stage hand yeah stage so funny i think she'll work i think i think in high
school she'll get a job
at starbucks for sure and and in college she'll return to starbucks when she
comes back to la yeah
for sure and then she'll try to be an actor without a doubt for sure and she
will not make it never and
continue to work at starbucks late into her 50s and 60s yeah and fancy b will
be old and be like
why do you never try to do anything else yeah and she'll somehow also have an
accent are you gonna be
strict yes of course look at that sweater he's got on that says everything you
need to know yeah the
sweater with the collar popping through says i'm a strict guy you know what i
mean you guys are making
me sweat yeah oh really yeah no i think it's reality that's settling it's such
a huge responsibility it
is fuck you dad i'm i'm i'm all fentanyl there's nothing you can do about it
yeah yeah you're always at
that fucking podcast yeah with that ginger and that chinese kid you're never
home with me ever dad
fuck you fuck spain and fuck spain yeah i don't like going to spain yeah your
family sucks sucks what
are you gonna say when you say that are we gonna keep doing the podcast into
you know 10 years more
yeah yeah we're doing this forever yeah we're never gonna stop yeah we're never
stopping this
all right she's i she's gonna work for us yes yeah yeah that's a fact she's
gonna work in fact i'm not
gonna give up just because i want her to work for us yeah i'm gonna keep doing
this just so we get to
her to becoming an employee when are we we're gonna do this podcast bobby will
be in one old folks home
i'll be in another and we'll have to zoom they'll have to facetime us and they'll
be giving us our
our pudding our gruel in the middle of the podcast we're gonna do this till we're
dead and even so i'll
be when she's 21 we'll be i'll be my 70s yeah come on wash on my feet though no
how come the mic not
turn on every time i come in here right no no nothing working youtube too slow
you know i say google you
know go ahead that's it okay that's it yeah well she's gonna work for us you
better believe it i want
to be her grandfather i want to be like a father figure i want to teach her
things i want to be uncle
andy yeah we'll take her what's fishing shooting guns yeah yeah fishing oh yeah
i've gone since
well you shoot with you fish with guns don't you i don't know in a barrel how
do you get a mouse
no but we can we go to the lake what lake where can we go what like what
honestly what like
lake bear we can go to one of the big bear has a lake we'll go to big bear lake
is there a big
bear lake yeah we'll take it out there there's a lake out there right or arrowhead
we'll go to
arrowhead or big bear lake right i'll bring out the rods we can get the salmon
is there salmon
there it's so far can we just take her to echo park lake how about the whole hollywood
reservoir
with all the needles hollywood reservoir that's fine yeah yeah are there fish
in there hollywood
reservoir yeah it's for it's for potable water it's for drinking oh i see my
bad it's it's in in the
event that we run out of water which we will i didn't know have you ever been
up there to hollywood
lake lake hollywood no it's really beautiful it's just so weird that it's like
this beautiful lake
surrounded by houses and it's tucked in the hills and nobody knows i mean
unless you're a local nobody
goes up i have no idea that there's a beautiful dog park up there it's great
really on the other
side it's like below below the hollywood sign oh well i used to that that dog
park right there that's
open yeah i used to bring goby there all the time below the hollywood i never
saw yeah right below
the hollywood i never saw a lake there you go around the corner there's a lake
down there there's
a lake down there lake down there wow i did not know yeah there's like i'm i
almost bought a house up
there did you really yeah it was literally right across the street from that
open dog park and you would
have been near hot lake hollywood i know overlooking that greta garbo a lot of
famous people used to live
up there yeah it's a beautiful area uh what's his name uh who's got the cane
charlie chaplin used to
live up there yeah he also um when i lived in sanborn um that that apartment
building i lived in was
an insane asylum that he he owned no yeah really yeah on sanborn and somebody
jumped off like some kid
jumped off like the third floor of that didn't die died third three stories
pretty high up weak bones
yeah that's not that far i've fallen from second story when i was drunk in
college it was a pretty
spooky place i lived there for years did you ever walk past to give you the
creeps the ms-13
mcganglanders were more scary yeah yeah you know they were a little bit more
scary yeah they were
there they'll go surreal and there was this guy named jimmy did ever talk about
jimmy every day
right he would knock on my door hey man i need 20 every day like clockwork did
you give it to him
like i would do it for a year i did it for a year and then one day i said 20
bucks a day for a year
and then one day i said you know who has more money than me the lady that lives
across this the hallway
smart and he goes what's your name i go her name is natasha leggero did she
really live across
yeah no way yeah and so he would knock on her door and then she moved
yeah yeah yeah and then she moved give me 20 dollars oh yeah i wanted to tell
you
i watched a documentary about a thing called one taste what is it it was a sex
cult in san francisco
and boy oh boy was this thing phenomenal this documentary what was it on netflix
yeah it's on right now it's
called uh orgasm inc well let me look before we talk about let me look at it
for the next we can
talk about sunday look at that oh shit sex cult though no you can tell me about
how you feel about
it next week but i just want to your pick your brain about a set would you ever
as a single guy
would you ever go to like a sex um um you know they have these things called
hedonism do you know
what that is like it's camp hedonism yeah would you ever go to one of those
where it's like a vacation
i would fuck party i would you would yeah yeah why don't we why don't we do it
let's set you up
sign me up but is there a catalog of what they look like or no you don't know
oh you don't know
rochambeau yeah it's like it's a lottery scramble you're getting what you get
right
and then you do you have to make love i think it's part of just show up and
like eat things
i feel like that's what you're going to do anyway but i do think you're
supposed to
fuck you know what i would do i would take those you know the the japanese
candies where you dunk the
stick into the chocolate what is that what's that called pocky's dump dunk dunk
in it dunk you
dunk it in i'll just sit there and eat those dunkaroos yeah what was that a
beginner section look up
hedonism and see how much it is we can get bobby over to hedonism can we get
you to do that do you
think would you go on a little trip yeah if zoom in on that guy's zoom in on
his dick yeah zoom on
the dick i gotta tell you something yeah yeah pinch and spread pete try and i
gotta tell you that's
that's no bigger than yours buddy mine that's not bigger than yours it's not no
so i'm saying shouldn't
you feel comfortable now i know but he's gonna want to collaborate so he's
gonna go hey what you
follow me on this and then let's do videos together and the next thing i do i'm
doing sketches with this
guy in the tree only fans yeah yeah i don't want to do that you know me i can't
say no i know in that
environment so i'm going oh yeah oh i'm writing sketches right and then can my
girlfriend do it
right and then they're fucking i'm not fucking anybody and i'm like the head
rider of their
fucking hedonism yeah yeah i don't want to do that do you remember having a bobby
got stuck in a girl
jamaica he's doing like sketches now yeah yeah full time he's a showrunner in
fucking oh look at this