Name: Bobby Lee Is First Of The Koreans | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Is First Of The Koreans | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-14. Transcript available.

oh we wanted to go fucking go get the food go do this thing so we had we wanted
to rope a nut off
first thing in the morning let me ask you something could i not do that back in
the day
you would not have been a hunter and gatherer yeah could i not do that you'd
have been a homemaker
good i mean is there other options or that was the only option as a guy sadly
you had to go out
and kill and gather or you were killed by the by the community a shaman i think
you could be a
that's it i'd be the smoke guy i'd herb smoke you know i mean have a hut but
even him you know
they'd kill him pretty quick too maybe could i be making moccasins let me see
your hands
i don't know look oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you see it now right yeah i can
make moccasins yeah
imagine imagine um some fucking white cowboy careening over a hill with his
horses and seeing
a tribe of indians cherokees if you will and of all these um beautiful cherokee
men and women
sitting in the middle of them is a little tiny korean man how did you get there
oh it'd be like
last of the mohicans probably yeah but it'd be found my first of the koreans it'd
be first of the
koreans yeah first of the koreans yeah it wouldn't be like first of the koreans
first of the koreans
yeah it's a group of cherokee men and women yeah and you i want daniel day lewis
still to play him
100 he's a great how could he not he's a great actor who's the white who's the
lead white that
finds you oh shit um it's gotta be um christian bale cb very really good right
all right right
and who's and who who does he befriend who's the native that he befriends
what do you mean see he befriends one of the natives to try to get to you
right to the first korean right but you are protected by the community and they
don't want
to let you go you're basically gold to them right you're a barter they barter
you so who would play
the friend who would play the native friend the native friend do you have any
native friends
from the show do you have any native friends from the show i just ask taika to
do it okay taika
ytt is native but not native to america does it matter it kind of does okay in
this regard yeah
i think we'd have to stick with the real charlie hill is that he's is he on the
show i'm gonna put
charlie hill in there who is that man he died oh we can't cgi him in we can
yeah there's cgi and
everybody now i know i know but yeah the first of the koreans that's a good
movie idea the very
first of the koreans yeah and they get and they want their whole job is to try
to get you away
let me ask you something let me ask you about last of the mexicans
sure i never what even as a kid when i watch that movie uh-huh and this is just
a question
and it's not comedic in any kind of way it's just a real question we'll find a
way you think that if
a native person yeah found a white baby they would be like hey let's bring them
into the tribe
or do you think they would throw it in the river interesting i mean honestly no
no i mean the white
people have been slaughtering them they find a white baby you think they're
gonna be you're one
of us or would they smoke him well i'd use it as collateral oh as a chipping
right they would use
it they would it basically they've got a free hostage right i would use that as
collateral it's
like what the russians are doing with britney griner all right they're not
letting that girl out
interesting she had a little bit of weed they're not letting her right they're
using her to fuck
with the united states yeah so you would use the little white baby yeah you
know and some whites
came along the hill you'd get what you need you're like we'll kill this fucking
white baby is a lot of
money worth the most i mean it's the work like you know if they got a korean
baby what is that
a couple of i mean a couple of pairs of sheep hide yeah one sheep one sheep
hide and a fucking you
know i mean what would you get your bone one deer bone yeah like a leg like a
leg bone right but a
white baby is wow first of all you get a live deer for six horses yeah white
baby six horses six
horsepower baby yeah yeah right six horse white black baby good talk well i
said korean yeah yeah i know i'm
this is not for comedy uh six black horses you'd get stallions okay good you
get six down good safe
good safe yeah very good how about a mexican baby you got a dozen donkeys okay
okay good
this is a great game this is a great game i love this game i like right i i i
or how about
uh uh uh uh uh middle eastern maybe you tell me you already know 12 camels
this is fun right what's a hard one what's a harder one let's go harder right
um a chinese baby
you know six companies i guess no six six six corporations six movie theaters i'll
say six
pandas
what about six what about russian baby oh shit
two tanks
two tanks yeah a russian baby no one tank tanks are expensive they're so
expensive they're so
expensive okay yeah yeah yeah what about a spanish a spain a baby from spain oh
god spanish baby
10 pesos
i think you get two siestas yeah two siestas two naps you get two naps yeah
yeah that's an interesting
thing i gotta tell you yeah if you're right in retrospect if we're going back
to you being genuine
uh they would kill that white baby on the spot that that when i was watching
that movie they would
use it as like why would they do that no they'd use it as like a pinata i know
i know try to see
that's like a football do you know what i mean you know what i mean i mean that
baby would not be alive
you poke a couple holes in it whistles like that old football
i know i mean that's a true movie uh that's yeah yeah yeah that's what would
happen
the native the native football game and they use the white baby as the ball
yeah that i believe
and why is last of every in these movies a white person last samurai white dude
yeah last of the
mohicans white person i think i think it's a projection i think you guys want
us out of here
i think you want us last what do you mean because we're first we've been first
for so long
no you're the last of the people yeah because you they've gotten rid of us
but you guys are writing these movies i know because i think we want to get out
of here
oh is that what it is well you guys are taking over we got to get the fuck out
of here oh right i get it