Name: Could Andrew Santino Be A Kennedy? | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-12-15T18:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Could Andrew Santino Be A Kennedy? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Could Andrew Santino Be A Kennedy? | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-15. Transcript available.

you're like a freedom writer freedom writer or white i'm one of the good like
in the 60s you i
think you would be like on the bus with the you know civil rights yeah yeah
yeah but you know
what i'd be killed immediately i know because the redhead they're like oh yeah
kill that fucking guy
they're not gonna let me live yeah because they don't they look at me i don't
look like massachusetts
yeah yeah yeah i look like scum white scum they think i'm scum the the white
the rich whites the
wealthy whites when i go around them they look at me weird really i don't look
like any of those
guys yeah like the kennedys bring up the fucking kennedys you want to talk
about when whites see
wealthy people they know what they they have a fucking look you could be a kennedy
dude fucking
no i could if you were sued and you took that fuck you look at what they look
like in the face look at
the kennedys look at his face they have like a fucking they have a jawline
thing that's very
similar no the kennedys are look at that thing no yeah look at bobby and look
at him look what they
look like they have like a teethy toothy oh teety toothy teethy yeah i get it
when white people have
teethy toothies i don't like it it's an east coast it's an east coast it's a
wealthy look at him and
his brother with his stupid fucking hair right now i literally can only focus
on all of their teeth
yeah wow you're right they're all teety toothies right there but it's it's
something about that east
coast wealthy elitist they look the same yeah bring up a picture of the rockefeller
family let's see what
the rockefellers look like yeah you're right or the gettys do you know about
the gettys i love the
gettys they're bill billionaires billy billionaires let me see what the rockefeller
family looked like
i bet you they're teethy toothy as well get that pic look at that big fucking
picture oh look at that
is he not a teethy toothy you tell me that's not a teethy toothy white yellow
teeth it's a yellow
well it's an asian teethy toothy yeah is that the rockefellers right there the
history of the
rockefeller family zoom in on those guys see they learned over the years they're
not no one's
teethy tooth in that one they learned they're all closing their mouth conscious
right they had a
meeting they're like no more teethy toothies boys can't be seen teethy toothies
they just seem
powerful huh because even if you didn't tell me who they were i would i would
get scared looking at
that photo rich whites are just different there's something else about the
wealthy wealthy whites in
america have this fucking look yeah they have a thing it's scary all right well
here's the deal
i love it if i book hedonism for you i'm not gonna go please stop let it go i'm
gonna book it
i'm not gonna be there why can we film it if we film it for the show will you
go what about this
i'll pay for it i'll pay for all of it i'll give you something else all right
bad friends has our own
hedonism right smart what we do is what we'll do is we'll do it in the desert
so we'll get like
the biggest house airbnb bakersfield you want to do in bakersfield yeah it'd be
funny yeah we'll go
to back bakersfield you know what we'll rent out one floor of a hotel in bakersfield
and we'll open
all the doors right so people go in and out rooms right and we call it bad
friends you know i mean
bakersfield bakersfield bad bad friends bakersfield sexy time sexy time yeah it's
a long title but we're
sexy time with bad yeah right we'll figure it out and and we and i'm the madame
maderm maderm maderm i'm
the guy i'll wear um a smoking jacket right pipe silver my hair right sandals
penis out it'll be out
robe open baby i can't open with penis robe open okay i'll yeah i'll welcome
people with my dick out
you're right that's the best i mean we want them to stay right right so they
come out of the elevator
i'm there oh bobby yeah maybe we could record come on baby you know what i mean
walk down the street
yeah it's inside not open the door you know what i mean they come in they'll
probably giggle
yeah yeah yeah because they see my little guy you know what i mean yeah yeah
and i do my
i have to do a giggle back yeah right yeah name please name please kristin room
4b oh
get naked all right baby can i tell you something how hotels work though four
would be tough
why four b what do you want friends
how many hotels have you stayed in oh yeah you're right you're right it's like
308 or oh yeah yeah
you're right right 419 yeah my bad 4b what are you in a sitcom just kramer and
4c it's a boutique
i'm here for the fuck no it's a boutique hotel you said a whole floor oh that's
right okay let's
what are we gonna rent really like a marriott like a courtyard your room 4312
is that better
on the 43rd floor on the 12th room yeah by the way there's a couple of fans at
home right now
they're just figuring out that those numbers coincide with the floor all right
yeah some
people are like what what yeah so the 43rd floor i'm in the 12th room in the 12th
room okay
thank you right yeah i go in the door open i go in there and who's in there jerking
off i'm but
here's the thing who is in there jerking off i am because i had one while she
goes to the
fucking room i take a back fucking wave right change and just start jerking out
she's like
she thinks it's magic right she's like how did you right yeah come on baby
right that'd be cool
Thank you for being a bad friend.