Name: Rudy's Special Day! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Special Day! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-16. Transcript available.

happy birthday to you from the jungle we eat the duck we love duck egg
duck egg we don't wash our feet we don't wash the feet we don't wash the feet
we
like duck egg we like crime the tree we crime the tree and get the protein
we don't have paved roads hey hey hey hey hey how do we get anywhere by boat
how do we get anywhere
potent donkey is that a happy birthday song that's your birthday that's your
birthday
do you want us to do it again happy birthday to the rudy jewels 21st birthday
now you can go to any nightclub that you want
you can drink all the alcohol that you want strip club strip club you can stay
out as late as you
want are there strip clubs in the philippines yeah but oh did you hear that i
heard that cough in the
dude that's like covet and monkey pox together it's like a combo bird flu it's
got all of it yeah it's
got every bird flu mad cow yeah it's got all that sitting there rudy introduce
our our other esteemed
guest on the show today um this is my younger sister isabella hello hello who
also showed up sick
yeah yeah yeah uh they're both very sick she got off the plane sick yeah cool
that's cool
international sickness that's always good that's how this thing started on the
is he on the plane
were you sick on the plane or when you i only had a a sore throat yeah that's
how it begins yeah it
starts there and then what happened and then like a few hours after i got off
the plane i got um
i got a cold oh i see i see and then how long you've been in america so far
like a week yeah yeah and
you still have it yeah yeah yeah right on right on that's always good yeah yeah
she's like it was just
a cold then i was vomiting and my temperature was 126 i blacked out for two
days but great to be here
my mucus had blood in it right and a part of chunks of my lung inside the mucus
how old are you how old is she i'm 14. so we've seen pictures of you on the
internet when you met with
fancy uh on the boat that's racist yeah yeah i just see them i think boat i i
understand that what kind
of boat what kind of boat though yeah you know is it an engine no no these are
their engines
it's good to see you it's good to meet you yeah big fans over here we're big
fans of you
do you know that 14 years old holy is this show okay it's okay yeah for her to
hear this stuff well
yeah so it's funny because when i went to the philippines five or six weeks ago
i hung out
with izzy a lot yeah and i literally realized that she's more grown up than jules
she also has more
to say right and she has points of views and opinions and i realized that jules
is not a great older
sister okay i think that she's a little yeah what do you mean there it is yeah
that's it that doesn't
prove that's a that's handicapped yeah why that's mentally what do you mean by
the way you're going
through your gift yeah yeah we haven't done that yet i want to open it fine do
it then jesus christ
what'd you get okay let me read the letter first please did i sign it i don't
remember signing it
you did not sign the card we all got a card from andres pete and tito andrew
from pete happy 21st
birthday stop stop stop for a second you didn't put my name in there uh i
forgot i didn't forget
okay you forgot my birthday and and you didn't uh did you get any of the gifts
what's in the bag
okay what's in the bag can i say this no what's in the bag
cantaloupe all right i'm sorry you did yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i apologize
just can i just say
something please what did i get you for your gift isa and my mom i flew your
mom and your
fucking sister but it doesn't matter to america it doesn't matter on my
birthday you didn't greet me
at all where was i nowhere to be found literally where was i on your birthday
to be honest i don't
know you know where i was i don't know where was i where was i there not there
yeah i wasn't
no i was somewhere you weren't there where i wasn't i wasn't doing a movie i
don't know what day
was that what day was that wednesday how do you not know her birthday i was out
of town you were here
yeah but you came home early yep yep you sent me this video you were here you
were in oh yeah we
had to do the pod that's right that's right we had to do the pod no no no but
after the pod you were
free i went home i went back i was just that during that thing was the pod you
made me come here
that was your fault right i was like no family's coming you're no no we gotta
do it is that what you
said no no i like but please go ahead i got your family out that's a lot of
money so don't give me
bullshit don't make it about money don't make it about what do i make it about
it's about my intentions
about it she's rich without you my love not really not really not really go
ahead read the
fucking thing read the card from pete happy 21st birthday don't black out and
have your mom show up
like i did on my 21st that's cute i don't even know what that means he means he
blacked out so
much he had his mom come pick him up oh you oh you got drunk i did it was she
didn't drink at all
well tell the story if it's embarrassing i'd like to hear it i was you know i
was thrown up i was
blacked out and then my brother called my mom and uh she showed up and she was
all hysterical and
where were you i was at a friend's house and then i i was just belligerent and
uh it was really
embarrassing oh we should really write that into a script that's exciting i
mean what the
fuck directed by martin scorsese right and then the credits come down after oh
i got drunk and then
my mom picked me up yeah fade to black yeah yeah well this is the worst fucking
movie i think i've ever
i love off as pete whatever who's gonna play that's that's great no no that's
that's that's a compliment
let me see who would play you no try the buff i like that fat jonah hill all
right i'll take that
we gotta plump them up again yeah we gotta pump them up yeah yeah pete good
story i love you to
death yeah okay shout out to pete thank you for being here because we miss pete
when he's gone yeah
fancy b what did you do for your 21st doesn't matter you can drink at 18 in spain
right what do you do
at 18 did you have an 18th birthday everybody forgot about my 18th birthday so
i was already uh
deploying oh it is it's a ploy he's baiting me it's baiting you're a liar he
lies what's your problem
who the fuck is going to forget your 18th birthday well you for example will
forget any birthdays oh
oh that's an attack i love it wow yeah yeah wow okay yeah yeah that's right you
know why i treat
everyone every day like it's their birthday that's true all right i don't take
days and go you know
this is the day i'm going to give gifts to this person and then never talk to
him for the rest of
the year not me i fucking say hi i hug i give gifts and i give you the
attention as if every day is
christmas birthday hanukkah consura what's consura what's the black one with
the in the christmas
kwanza kwanza kwanza what'd i say kwanzaura kwanzaira yeah it's like a diet
coke spin-off
kwanzaira drink consider yeah anyway no you you you are a good boy thank you
and stop attacking him
stop attacking me go ahead from andres jules don't follow tito bobby's
footsteps and you'll be fine
happy birthday oh really that's interesting to me oh really the footsteps of
success you guys have the
same size glory yeah you don't want the glory you want to go the glory road i
didn't say that
glory road gold pathway like in the wizard of odds what is that follow the
yellow brick road yeah
golden brick road with you yeah and follow the yellow man on the yellow brick
mall
yellow man yeah yeah anything yellow this wall is long well it's the wall of
china so it's very
yeah yeah what what else is in there and then to andrew what'd i say dirty that's
right
booty booty dirty booty which i thought today is a great nickname and i'm gonna
keep saying it now
dirty booty rudy yeah there she goes dirty booty rudy love you jules happy 21st
very nice and very
simple didn't have to take shots at you i just said happy birthday these guys
both took shots i
understand that you see what i mean and these guys that's why did i you're one
of my best friends
love you that's why there's trust involved love you and that there's a
connection that you can't
never sever and these guys pieces of yeah these guys are right here dude this
is like if they were in our