Name: Bollywood's Forest Gump | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bollywood's Forest Gump | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-17. Transcript available.

if we were in war right you and i front line all right andreas you hit the wall
right and we turn
around he's you can see his back he's running yeah he's running yeah in forest
comp yeah right if i
was who's that guy uh bubba bubba if i was bubba bubba if and they were with
him bubba would be
left out there dead with no legs that's right i'm dead okay that's what you are
dude sorry
go ahead all right how old is 14 what how many years of school are you you know
what forest did
forest took his idea let the forest gump thing go i'm so passionate i know so
passionate let me just
get this idea all right one second let me get this forest gump thing go all
right because i'm it got
me like i got really emotional about it oh we're still at war no we're not at
war no okay it's just
a fucking idea that i got thought that i go go i'm just saying that like you
know forest gump right
he took bubba gum's idea about the shrimp and shit yeah made money off it and
then sent fucking his the
money to his dad mom mom he they would have stole the idea yep right yep never
gave give a credit to
the guy nope right and and made all the money that's right and never gave it to
the mom or whatever
anyway i get that sorry i got that no i like it you guys got anything to say do
you have anything to
say for yourself yeah yeah that's true i mean there's other movies i could do
there's other movies i could
do but i'm not gonna do it did you see the indian version of forest gump what
what what there is
there's an indian version of forest gump when you say indian you mean indian
india or native indian
not native not native yeah india indian forest gump yeah forest gump man if it's
called forest gump man
run forest run run forest run it's called lai singh chada lai singh chada that's
not forest gump man it is
it's in about click on it click on the wikipedia right there lai singh chada
2000 it just came out
huh okay if forest gump isn't in the description it's not go ahead read it zoom
zoom zoom zoom zoom
okay zoom in uh it's a indian uh lai singh chada is an indian hindi language
comedy drama directed by
affidavit chandan adavit adviat chandan and a screenplay eric roth and atul kamani
produced by america
and blah blah blah blah blah it is a remake of the 1994 american film forest gump
which itself is an
adaptation of the novel of the same by the name from winston groom the film
stars amir khan and the
title character alongside kareena kapoor we have to watch it then we gotta
watch it but is there like
is it the same exact story well let me get this straight look at the poster let
him get it straight
go ahead what can i get this straight so in forest gump right there's flashback
scenes or whatever a
forest with you know i mean jfk yeah so there's just be an indian guy next to jfk
i guess you know i
mean i don't get it well let's watch the trailer we can there's an indian guy
in the vietnam war
not the vietnam war it's their war oh it's just okay yeah it's their vietnam it's
their vietnam which
is what i don't know i'm so not educated oh same feather
oh my god push pause
push pause oh my god i love it i do too it's so weird let's see come on in fact
india should make
remake all the movies i think they do i think they actually do yeah so is there
like an indian
version of like uh et star wars everything everything everything oh i love it i
love it
bollywood makes everything and they make like 10 times the films that we make
in a year that's
amazing god keep playing that's amazing that's amazing rupa is jenny yeah goody
say no rupa stop stop for a
stop stop for a second wow they can change it to cricket yeah it doesn't have
to be ping pong right
you could change it to cricket what you know you know it could have been great
yeah yeah yeah
this is wow that's i gotta be honest it looks beautiful
honestly like i want to see it i'm crying yeah i am too yeah i am too i want to
see it i know i'm like
really emotional about it well i guess we have to watch this we have to watch
this movie we understand
the assignment tonight we're watching the did you see it half of it is on netflix
wait did you see
the original yeah you let me watch it i let you like i'm like you're fucking
you know i mean
what do you mean parole officer what do you mean i've let you i remember you
said we have to watch
forrest gump tonight yeah oh that's right because you had never seen it yeah
and i forced you to
watch it where did you see it on netflix um this one yeah netflix oh we gotta
watch it then yeah we
do have to watch it it's can i just say something though yeah there's no way it's
there's just certain
things in the movie that wouldn't make any sense like what like what well for
instance like he learned
like as a kid elvis is there a bollywood singer that he learns that that do
this i'm willing to
bet my money there is the kid teach elvis how to do the little giant he dances
there's a bollywood
actor there that he looks up oh really and then that bollywood stole it from
him that move and then
became yeah yeah wow okay they got that we have to see it yeah yeah what's
another thing that you
think that like um well he didn't play football he went to the university of alabama
but they do rugby
out there no well well yeah but it didn't look like any what does he do that in
the film at all
um he just races oh he just races oh track and that's it track and feel track
and yeah track
yeah yeah luckily there's no black guys in this movie they would have been
all right right by this guy yeah right by this guy is there a disease that she
has that's not
hiv is that something else i didn't finish it yet so i don't know malaria yeah
i don't know i don't
what do they have out there you know what they actually don't even say it they
allude to the fact
that she got sick which was up for speculation and apparently that's a social
uh uh social guess
they never once say that she has hiv yeah why do we think it's because she was
a heroin addict she
was an intravenous drug user we watched her use intravenous drugs and then she
said she got sick so
our assumption was it was hiv but it might not have been oh that's true okay
isn't that isn't that the
whole isn't that like the whole thing yeah i think it was a social perception
that we thought that's
what it was interesting because there's scenes with her intravenously using
drugs so we assume oh well
she probably got aids that's the time period lined up right huh but but she
could have just had
fucking cancer i don't think it was aids you want to go i want it yeah you want
it i like the aids
yeah that's two aids movies for tom hanks man yeah yeah after philadelphia yeah
back to back yeah
yeah but also if it was hiv he would have he would have got it because they
slept together when he
had a kid with her that's true that is true so it's not hiv maybe he's maybe he's
um oh boy
what go ahead well maybe some people are immune or maybe what's the matter no
my foes my throat's
just really full you're what my throat your throat is what really full full of
what phlegm yeah phlegm
oh you need to spit oh so you want to spit somewhere yeah well get up and do it
yeah you're allowed
to leave you don't have to god she still she still thinks she's in school i
know no this is crazy
by the way 14 she's 14 what what what year is that how that's why i asked
before what grade is that
she's in eighth grade is this show okay for an eighth grader i don't think so
she's super
sophisticated i know she feels like uh older than you yeah yeah yeah she's
sophisticated and my mom
talks a lot of nasty shit her mom's nasty nasty shit like pure nast why couldn't
she come to this
um she won't talk well because i would rather have scared oh she is yeah and
she's not a 14 year old
she did tiger belly and she was awesome it's unbelievable we'll chat her up
when she gets
back when she when her throat is not anyway forrest gump check out the indian
one we'll watch it we're
gonna watch it yeah yeah by the way don't tell her not to use the phrase my
throat is full it's just
it's just weird why might girls say that to me my throat is oh boy no they have
well i'm saying
the way she said it sounded weird you could just say i need to spit it's like
being like my butt
is full it's like just say you have to poop i know oh shit that's true yeah i
don't need to know
your throat is maybe that's how they say it out there though my throat is full
yeah my throat is
full yeah yeah okay spit yeah yeah my butt is full yeah yeah the poo like a
like a like a like a woman
that just has a baby is like my teeth are full and they have to have i need to
milk my teeth are full
Yeah, yeah, yeah.