Name: Rudy's Bring A White! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy's Bring A White! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-27. Transcript available.

I go, Ling, I'm bringing, you know that podcast
I do about friends?
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I go, I'm bringing Andrew, right?
And he'd be like, nah.
At first.
Oh, really?
And I have to pitch it.
Yeah, he's honestly, like, he's not, you know what I mean?
He's not an insurrectionist.
You gotta throw that out there.
That's the first thing you have to say?
Yeah, like, he wasn't there, you know what I mean?
On the 6th or whatever.
Right, I support it, but I wasn't there.
Right.
Right, I wouldn't say that part.
Yeah, I wouldn't say that part.
I go, you know, like, if he was on a dating site,
it would say politically moderate.
Moderate.
Yeah, I would say moderate, right?
Just lukewarm, you know what I mean?
Right, right, right.
And I'd be like, he's only gonna be there for, like, a quick sec.
Pop in, pop out.
He's gonna pop in and pop out, right?
And he's not gonna shoot anybody.
That's not what I mean.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
He's like, pop, pop, pop, and then pop out.
You know what I mean?
He's gonna say, you know what I mean?
Happy birthday.
And he's gonna leave.
And then he'll be like, all right.
And then it'd be okay.
Yeah.
But, you know, honestly, though, I've never, dude, let's be honest.
What she's doing is insane.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting.
It's insane.
If we're gonna talk about it for real, that's fucking repulsive behavior.
It's very repulsive.
And it's like, you know, if a white person had to ask his white friends,
can I bring a Korean?
That's insane.
What fucking, you know, no.
Yeah, no.
Well, this is, this is the problem with.
I would still have sex with her, though.
Yeah, 100%.
Would you?
No.
If you were single?
No.
Why?
Because of the, well, she wouldn't have, she wouldn't fuck you.
Well, because of how she feels about whites.
Yeah.
So it's a big no.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I understand.
All joking aside about it, I did see it and I was like, this is, we're going
backwards.
I do think it should be a rule that you should, if you invite anybody, you
should get permission
from everybody.
Right.
But it shouldn't be contingent upon the color of their fucking skin.
No.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy talk.
That's crazy.
You're a fucking crazy person.
Like, you could tell that she, she's had experiences, like, she doesn't trust
them.
She thinks white people are racist.
No.
So, this would be fun.
Here's what happened.
This would be funny, though.
Yeah.
That if you made love to her, you finally, like, for a year, courted her, right?
Mm-hmm.
And right when you were going to come, you look at her and go, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na.
Oh, my God, it would be so funny.
Like, as you know, you go, kong.
Oh, that'd be so funny.
And her face, oh, yeah.
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what happened, though.
She was hanging out with a group of other Asians, and one of them brought a
white, and
she was like, oh, he's up to that shenanigans.
That's where this comes from.
Someone she knows brought a white to a group.
She didn't like the white.
That's what happened.
I mean, you guys do things that are, like, shenanigan-like.
So do you.
Like what?
I mean.
Let's get into it.
Should we tell them?
What is the shenanigans?
Pete, should we let them in on what they do?
No, you guys, we really love you guys.
That's a shenanigan.
That's a shenanigan.
I want to know what her white shenanigans are.
What was, what happened to her?
What shenanigans happened?
Pies and face.
Yeah.
Woo!
And a clown school broke out.
Well, they probably, it could have been like some guy said, maybe some COVID
joke about China.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Which wasn't, it's not shenanigan to me.
No, that's just a bad, some people have bad jokes.
Yeah.
Maybe it's like, like maybe she had dinner with a white guy and he goes, where
are your sticks?
Yeah.
Well, I mean the chopsticks.
Well, did she not bring them?
Well, then she should bring them.
She should bring them.
You got to keep that thing on you.
I have my golden, like solid 24 karat, you know what I mean, ones on my
backpack.
Yeah.
Well, they can't leave your side.
You have to have them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I like eating meatloaf with them.
That's our thing.
I know.
Yeah.
That's one of our things.
Yeah.
You should bring them.
Bring a white.
Hey, you know what?
Yeah, bring a white.
Bring a white.
Don't tell anybody and bring a white.
This holiday season, surprise your family with a white.
Yeah.
What's white shenanigans, Rudy?
Explain to us.
I don't know.
You're young.
You know.
You know what's going on.
No, but you're progressive.
Maybe like, you know, sometimes like white people are kind of like entitled and
I find it
more.
All white people are entitled?
No.
Some, some of them.
Or anybody.
Is that any other?
But I've noticed that sometimes it's mostly white people that are entitled.
Oh.
No, no, no.
I think.
That's interesting.
The truth is, I think we have a perception that's fucked up.
That's true.
Because I'm also scared of white people.
Yeah.
What are you scared?
What are you scared of?
I don't know.
Because I just feel like because I'm Filipino and Asian, I'm more like at the
bottom.
Who does that?
Do you do that or the whites do that?
I don't know.
That's interesting.
Well, some whites, you know what I mean, feel that, but some Asians feel
superior, like
the Koreans and the Philippines.
Well, it's Korean and like Chinese.
They always feel that.
So the problem is there's an Asian hierarchy of who thinks who's better than
the other one.
I guess.
Yeah.
So that's a you thing.
So don't blame it on the whites.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
Take that Asian bullshit somewhere else.
Don't talk to her like that.
There's something behind that.
All right.
Do you feel superior?
I don't feel superior, but I can see how I feel pretty small most of the time.
Yeah.
But I can see how there are certain things I don't have to think about day to
day that
maybe people of color have to struggle with or think about.
And so that's like makes my life easier.
It's very woke.
See, she's woke.
She's aware.
Well, that's true.
Some people.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, that's true.
There's some truth to that.
There is.
Yeah.
There's a nugget in there.
Yeah, for sure.
I think that when Bobby walks somewhere, he's given the utmost freedoms.
Goofy, short Asian guys.
No one thinks anything negative immediately about you.
You're not going to walk into a store and they're going to be like, watch out
for this
one.
You're just going to be you.
Most of the time, if you walk into a store, they go, look at that little
cartoon character
come to life.
Because that's what you look.
If I owned a shop and you walked in, I'd go, look at this guy.
It's unbelievable.
I go, look at this guy.
I might take a picture of you.
Really unbelievable.
I go, we got to get a photo of this little guy.
Honestly.
Do you see the little Asian guy that came in here?
Yeah, yeah.
That's privilege.
Like you literally like, I used to have a GI gel and they put fake hair on the
eyebrows
and the head.