Name: "Rudy You're Just Like Harvey Dent" Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2022-12-30T18:00:32.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Rudy You're Just Like Harvey Dent" Bobby Lee | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-30. Transcript available.

You fell in with a guy, right?
And then...
A million dollars.
He was caught in a fire in his car.
His car caught in fire.
So he has, like, burns on his face.
Like, he looks like Harvey Dent.
Right.
Right?
I don't know who's Harvey Dent.
Show her phone.
Yeah, Two-Face.
Harvey Dent, Two-Face.
By the way, you know, speaking of which, Jay Leno is fine.
Like...
Okay.
That's Harvey Dent.
Okay.
But that's the whole face.
The whole face is, like, that side.
Just the face.
Yes.
It doesn't have to be the body.
Yeah, his body suffered burns as well.
Yeah, yeah.
The whole body's in burns, right?
The car was on fire.
It didn't choose where it burned.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This whole thing got burned.
Okay.
Right?
And he's handicapped, right?
I bet you, you would leave.
And we've been in love before.
You were deeply in love.
How long?
No, you was a stranger.
You just met him on Tinder.
Yeah, no.
You were in love.
How long?
You were dating for a decade.
For 10 years.
You've been married for 10 years.
10 years.
Married or dating for 10 years.
Yeah, yeah.
You were in love.
He gets in a fire.
He's in a wheelchair, right?
He goes, I can't, I can't walk anymore.
What's the chance of a burnt person dying?
Let that sink in.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, stop, stop, stop.
Let that sink in just for a second.
Let the room listen to that, all right?
What's the, what is the chance of a burnt person dying?
At least let that sink in, in your heart.
Wow.
Wow.
Because I can stay with him for like two years.
So you're giving a limit on that, on if somebody has a tragedy.
Yeah.
Wow.
Right.
So you're saying that if you were in a fire, right?
I wouldn't want someone to stay with me.
So you just want to be left, you want to be alone?
I want to die.
Oh my.
Oh, you think life is over after that?
Yeah.
This guy became a notorious villain.
Yeah.
Famous.
Famous.
I don't want to be a villain.
Okay.
You already are.
Maybe you'll be in a car accident and fire, and it'll make you nice again.
Yeah.
And you won't care about fucking nonsense.
That's crazy talk.
That's crazy.
You're a crazy person.
So you would stay.
Yeah, you gotta.
You gotta stay.
Bobby wouldn't stay.
Yes, he would.
Yes, I would.
He wouldn't.
Yes, he would.
Yes, I would.
You know what's so funny?
Oh, that really makes me so mad.
This is how much you don't know him.
Yeah, this is what you do.
He absolutely would.
He is a loyal, loyal dude.
He would stay.
Yeah.
I wouldn't like it.
Yeah, but that's a part of life.
Yeah, it would suck, right?
That's a part of life.
And I would treat her like shit.
Hey, that's a part of life.
Right.
Right.
Yeah, I wouldn't be around.
But we'd still be together, not divorced.
Still be together.
She'd be in a room.
You'd support her.
Right, I'd hire.
You'd hire someone to feed her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
Right.
And given the opportunity.
If she accidentally fell down a couple of stairs.
Yeah.
Or slipped down the driveway because it was very icy.
Yeah.
So be it.
So be it.
So be it.
Right.
So be it.
So, you know.
But I wouldn't leave her.
Okay, I won't leave him then.
Okay.
I'll just be away.
You'll be away.
Now, would you every once in a while say hello?
Yeah, I'll say hello.
When?
Every Sunday?
Yeah.
What if he was like, Rudy?
I'll even clean his butt.
Oh, wow.
Very nice.
That's very nice.
With your mouth?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
That's pretty good.
If he was like, Rudy, you never come in the room to say hello to me.
I was wondering if I could give you some money to maybe just play with my penis
for a couple
of months.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Really?
It's money.
Oh, it's about money?
It's all money.
I mean, that penis is going to look like Denny's sausage.
You're right.
I mean.
You just got to flick it around.
You got to flick it around.
All right.
Yeah.
You're shallow.
Now, you know Juicy's the opposite.
She doesn't have.
She has.
That's not.
For you, you would stay.
I might be kind of into it.
Yeah, that's what I got about you.
You're like just a.
Heart of gold.
You're heart of gold.
You're a hippie at heart.
Yeah, I was raised by a hippie.
So I think.
You have that vibe about you.
When you say hippie, she's a hippie in real life.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't want to say it in a hippie.
We might redefine some things.
Right.
Like if his penis stopped working.
Right.
Probably, you know.
What do you do?