Name: Juicy's Style & Smell Test | Bad Friends Clips
Uploaded: 2023-01-06T18:00:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Juicy's Style & Smell Test | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Juicy's Style & Smell Test | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-06. Transcript available.

Do you know, I know we're way past my birthday.
It's so far past.
You don't even know.
Happy birthday.
Yeah, no.
Do you know you called me on my birthday?
When?
And didn't say happy birthday.
Oh, no.
That happened in Dave.
When?
I watched it, but it was your dad.
Yeah.
When?
That's so sad.
My birthday was October 16th.
You called me on my birthday.
I must have said, after hello, I must have said happy birthday.
No, I know for a fact.
Oh, I'm going to cry.
Why are you going to cry?
It bothered me so much that you called me on my birthday.
To talk to me.
Watch this.
Here goes the shank train.
I'm going to Chicago.
No, no, no.
You better Asian it up.
Asian it up for me.
There it is.
Right?
Chunga, chunga, chunga, chunga, chunga.
What?
Go ahead.
Chinga, chinga, chinga, chinga, chinga.
There it is.
Chinga, chunga.
I'm sorry, I made you put that.
Sorry, sorry.
Feel better?
I do, somehow.
Thank you.
I don't know why.
All right, I apologize.
What do you use to power that thing?
Is it bamboo?
It's not coal.
It's shame.
Well, the pandas eat the bamboo.
It's the pandas that do the...
Is it panda driving your...
There's no fucking...
Shame train?
Yeah, it's their track.
It's just their little feet, like flimstones.
Oh, that's cute.
That's cute.
Yeah, you missed my fucking birthday.
I apologize.
No, you don't.
What kind of shoes are those?
These are called the fly-e's.
Yeah.
They're like...
They're like dad shoes almost, or...
I did get my dad a pair.
Those are cool.
Because he had a bad hip.
Yeah.
So you can like slip them on and off.
Your style.
Can I...
May we talk about it?
We may.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like from top to bottom, it's interesting.
I've never seen this put together in that way.
Yeah.
You have sort of like Sherlock Holmes pants.
Yeah.
Right?
You have dad shoes on.
You have like a gray turtleneck.
Such high socks.
Such high socks.
The socks are very carrot top.
They're all the way to your knees, eh?
Yeah, it's cold.
Wow.
Wow.
Why all the way up?
That's so high.
I just have one pair like this.
Okay.
Today I wore these.
Do you wear perfume or no?
Yeah.
Like what?
I started wearing perfume.
What kind?
It's, I, Philosophy, my mom sent it to me.
It's Philosophy, Brian.
Philosophy.
I know Philosophy.
I don't know what it is.
It's like grapefruit or something.
Yeah, they have, I have Philosophy, I'm hand-washed.
Oh, it's nice, yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's grapefruit with like a blood orange kind of flavor.
Yeah, I'm trying to, yeah, I'm trying to take better care of my skin and.
What do you, what do you use, oak resin?
I mean, what do you smell?
You always smell like.
I smell good.
Yeah, but not like, there's no distinct like, oh, he smells, you know, it's
like, I don't
know what it is.
Well, what is it?
To me, it's like a foresty, a natural forest smell.
Love.
Yeah.
I never smelled you, Andrew, but I could see, I could see that.
You know who he smells like?
If you ever see the Hobbit, not the Lord of the Rings, but the Hobbit, there
was that
one wizard that kind of, you know what I mean?
It keeps getting worse.
It was in the, like, you know what I mean?
Sleigh.
Do you remember that guy?
Right?
And then, like, you know, he had a little hut.
That's what you smell like.
Look that guy up.
What's his name?
Yeah, yeah.
That's who you smell like.
Show me who I smell like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've never seen the Hobbit.
Yeah, it's like this guy.
Yeah.
I've never seen any of Bobby's movies.
The wizard, he has a sleigh.
Maybe do that combination.
I got to see more of your people's movies.
Show me the Hobbit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've seen all of them so many times.
Is that me?
That guy.
You smell like that?
Yeah, you smell like that guy.
You smell like that guy.
What if that guy smells good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What if?
Well, no, I mean, he probably doesn't smell bad.
You know what I mean?
He just doesn't smell human almost.
So what does Bobby smell like?
One time in Shibuya, in the Shibuya train station, I was getting a ramen bowl.
And they put like a black egg.
You've seen black eggs.
They put black hard-boiled eggs on top.
They're like old briny vinegar black eggs.
And I flicked it off, and I missed the trash can, and it burst on the ground in
the Shibuya train station.
Yeah.
And it was hot, steamy, black egg, Shibuya ground egg.
And the moment it hit my nostrils, I thought, Bobby Lee.
I get it.
Bobby Lee.
Yeah.
That's you.
You could have just said egg, or no?
Something about a black egg does something to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A vinegar-dipped egg does something to the soul.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It stunk like century egg.
That looks like my nuts.
That's a century egg.
Yeah, so.
That's exactly what your balls look like.
My balls look just like that.
There's.
Yeah, not on the inside.
On the outside.