Name: Stavros Halkias Brings Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino His Mom's Cookies! | Bad Friends Clips
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stavros Halkias Brings Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino His Mom's Cookies! | Bad Friends Clips' from Bad Friends Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-14. Transcript available.

Body wise. Body wise prototypes. And this is the Matty Matheson, you know what
I mean?
It's a timeout. First of all, that's a friend of mine. But don't compare Stav
to Matty Matheson.
Yeah. No, it's just a body. Not all fat bodies are the same.
Although he is a little titties, big belly guy.
That is, I think that is the best. You know what? Actually, I'm going to do a
full 180.
I'm actually on Bobby's side here. Because I do believe this is the best fat
body to have.
It's little titties, big stomach. You don't want to be too fluffy. You want to
be hard.
Yeah. You want to be compact. Smooth, right? Look at my shit.
Oh, fuck. That's sexy, dog. You know what I'm saying? Smooth. No ripples.
Yeah. And guys like you are athletic. I am shockingly athletic.
Yeah. You can't run far, but you can run fast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, this guy? He runs quick, not fast. Fast is long term.
Like Gimli. Remember in Lord of the Rings? He was like catching up with Legolas.
That's the kind of guy I am in a video game. That's what you are. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.
The hammer. The guy with the big ass.
First of all, shout out to Stav. So Stavros is on the show today.
What's up, everybody?
Our boy Stav, who's got a calendar out right now, 2023.
That's right.
Get it right now, you fucking sluts.
Get it. Stavvy.biz.
Stavvy.biz.
I mean, look at the cast.
God damn, it's so fire.
I need to work on my ass.
Like, if I didn't look at the face, like, is that Kate Moss? No!
You need to work on my ass.
Yeah, yeah, no.
Also, Stav's mom baked us cookies.
Shout out to Lil V.
Lil V! Lil V!
Lil V, she rules.
And Bobby initially said some dumb shit.
He did.
I don't like it.
No, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't, don't.
No, no, you did.
You said, I don't like homemade cookies.
I'm not going to eat it.
Oh, come on.
Fucking lame.
You think he looks like that from not good cookies?
You think my mom doesn't make good cookies?
Whoa.
Okay.
So, explain this to him, because he doesn't know what these are.
Okay.
So, we have three varieties there.
We've got your classic baklava.
Baklava, baby.
But actually, and that's a standard, but actually, I think the other two are
where my mom really shines.
We have the curabia, which is the little powdered sugar one.
That's a butter cookie.
That's just awesome.
Sugar and butter.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Curabia.
You're Greek?
I am.
You know Stamos?
I wish I did.
Because he's your leader.
I know, dude.
No, absolutely.
John Stamos is their leader.
Wait a minute.
Yanis Papas.
I don't know how he's got the connect.
But you and Yanis know each other.
We do.
He's hogging Stamos.
Yo.
He's hogging Stamos.
I'm not cool.
If I had Stamos, I would hog him too, dude.
You're not fucking Greek.
Yeah.
Should I call Stamos?
Yes.
I'm going to call Stamos.
Call him right now.
You know Stamos?
He does.
He knows all sorts of fucking weirdos.
Hey, watch your mouth about John Stamos.
No, no, no.
I just mean people.
He's not going to pick up for me.
Of course not.
Let's see if he does.
You want to see if Stamos wakes up?
Say the correct way to say this, Stop.
Curabia.
Curabia.
There it is.
Should I FaceTime it?
Yeah, he's not going to answer, so you do whatever you want.
These are so good.
They're really good.
And that's not even her best cookie.
The brown one called the Melo Macarono.
Careful, dude.
Relax.
The African American one.
Yeah.
Wait, what's this called, Stop?
Melo Macarono.
Melo Macarono.
It's an almond.
That one is a orange peel olive oil cookie.
You're going to love it.
God damn, bro.
Tasting this one, too.
Soak that motherfucker in honey.
Fuck.
Fuck John Stamos.
That's her magnum opus.
Fuck John Stamos.
No, no, no.
Be careful.
Fuck this guy, dude.
Don't be sorry.
You made him look like a fucking fool, dude.
He did.
He really embarrassed you.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fucking fuck full house.
He diminished you in my eyes.
Fucking diminished, man.
He's not the leader, man.
You're the new leader.
Thank you, Bobby.
You're the new leader, dude.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, fuck Stamos, dude.
Can I tell you something?
Is this good?
I'm not kidding.
So good.
It's so fucking...
Look at Pete.
Well, there goes...
She's out of...
I'm halfway down.
Would you say this one?
That's a great one.
No, no, no.
The brown one is her best cookie, though.
Which one?
This brown one right here?
Tell them how to say it.
Melo Macarono.
Melo Macarono.
I got it, dude.
Look at me.
I got it.
I don't even have the air in the sand.
Okay, let's see.
That's not bad, dude.
You were close until the end.
Time out.
Time out.